One + 1 = Thr3e

Plain and simple.

There is no better way to describe me. Bitch. Bastard. Bitchard! Whichever, whenever. I don't see this as being an attack on me, I see it as a compliment.

My bitchiness of late has actually reached a new level. One of which I am somewhat slightly scared to think about how bad its gotten. Its to the point, where I can't have a decent conversation without throwing in at least one bitchy comment. Then there are the comments that are just so random and bitchy that even make me sometimes almost cry with tears of joy. Maybe its the type of people I'm hanging around. Maybe they are bringing it out in me? I don't think so, I'm just a bitch.

Some of things I have done recently, I can't talk about, as they could get me in a whole lot of trouble. Some people know about these things, others obvisiouly do not know for reasons which i can't disclose...

But be warned, people who are know to get on the wrong side of me, have bad things happen to them... Remember I'm nice and innocent until you fuck me over!! Anyhoo...

Planning two more posts before the end of the year...

Cheerio

Adam "The Bitch" Mac

Hello reader, I wanna play a game. The rules are simple...

I have a new favourite movie(s) of all time. SAW and SAW II.

I have fallen in love. Usually I don't go for the horror movies, but this one I'll have to make an exception for!!! Such a brilliant story line, unbelievable twists, and something new happening all the time, what more could you want???

I can safely say that the sequel was better than the original, a hard task for any film writer to do, but they have done it. I was watching an interview with the writer, and he was talking about the new movie. Basically he was saying that at the end of the first movie, he had to make a choice. Would he do the traditional Bond villian speech or leave it out?? As you would probably have guessed, if you've seen the movie, he leaves it out, and makes Saw II, which he saw as a full length movie dedicated to the villian speech...

The movie very similar to the first one, and it would be better if you saw the first one, as you'd have a general idea of who "Jigsaw" is, and you'd know what he is all about. If you haven't seen the first movie, you'll probably miss some of the shock value of the second movie, as the movies intertwine, but I won't go into anymore details, I don't wanna spoil it for anyone!

This is what http://www.villagecinemas.com.au/movie/movie_14873.htm have to say about the movie...

"Hello, Michael. I want to play a game…"
Jigsaw is back. The brilliant, disturbed mastermind who wreaked bloody havoc on his victims in last year’s Saw,
is back for another round of horrifying life-or-death games.
When a new murder victim is discovered with all the signs of Jigsaw’s handiwork, Detective Eric Mathews (Donnie Wahlberg) begins a full investigation and apprehends Jigsaw
with little effort.
But for Jigsaw, getting caught is just another part of his nefarious plan. Eight more of his victims are already fighting for their
lives - and now it’s time for Mathews to join the game…

Its an awesome movie, 5 million stars out of 10, so check it out... You can have a quick look at their website too... http://www.saw2.com/

I sit at my computer today, and I just can't be bothered!! I've had big nights last couple of nights. Thursday had a work function, free alcohol should explain how I was after that! Friday night, went to Glenferrie with Meghan B, Jess and Jo, and apparently I'm now Jo's "little dancing bitch", whatever that means!!! Last night had Sexy Melesbian's birthday party!

So today I sit her and I'm just like meh!

Ummmm, christmas party for work coming up soon... YAY!! Free alcohol!!!

Also, remember a couple of posts ago, I mentioned that everyone should go to a gay club... Well its been booked for December 3rd!! Everyone is welcome... Just let me know!

How boring!!! I just can't be bothered now... leave comments about how good I am!

Apparently they can save your life, but they can also make you look like shit!!!

On a recent Peel Saturday night adventure, where else would I be on a Saturday night??? It was about 6:30, and I was making my way home, and started to feel a bit sleepy... Noticed that my car was slightly moving to the right when I didn't want it to... Noticed that my head was getting sore from hitting the steering wheel, okay so thats a lie but it just reminded me of a funny story; sitting on the train on the way to work, this guy was sitting in the bunch of seats in front of me, and do you know when people start to fall asleep, and their heads straight slowly falling forward, well this guy was doing that. But he musn't have been really tired, coz he'd snap out of it, and then start doing it again. I started to ignore it, and read my book, when all of a sudden, I hear this massively loud bang!! It was the guy in front of me, he had hit his head on the next set of chairs in front of him... He looked around and had this massive red mark on his forehead, which leads me to another funny story, but if I go into that, it will just lead into another story, and another... Just a couple of words to jog some of your memories, LouLou's in particalur. Practice History Exam!!

Anyway back to the original story! I pulled over at the servo/KFC near the westgate... pulled over and fell asleep.... 3 HOURS LATER!! I woke up!! I looked like I had woken from the dead!!! My hair was like it is when you wake up, boofy, I was a faint pale white, and I was all sweaty, because it was very hot in my car... Needless to say, it may have saved my life, but it didn't look like it if someone had of come past...

Note to self, no 15 powernaps if I'm on the way to somewhere, only on the way home!!! Unless maybe if I'm going to a fancy dress party, and I'm planning on looking like a zombie!

OMG!!!! It's been over a month since my last post!! Can you believe it?? Well, yes I can! The tale of the disappearing blogger was fun, but I'm over it, so make up the endings yourself, sorry but can't be fucked!!

So many things to talk about, so little time!!! I don't really know what to talk about, which isn't like me, because, well, if you know me, you know that all I ever do is talk, and talk, and talk, and well you get the idea!!! Of course I should love to talk, look at what my current occupation is, spending all day talking on the phone... with a headset!! You know the ones from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, one of those!!! So exciting!!

I think another thing I haven't done on this blog is talk about one of the biggest things that has happened to me over the last year!!! That being my coming out, so to speak, or in otherwise, letting people know that I'm gay!!

There was a bit of drama when I first came out, but hopefully I think that that should all be over now, if you read back through a couple of my blogs, you may be able to pick this up... I don't think I've actually taken the time on my blog to say... I'M GAY!!! But there, now thats sorted out, I wanna give everyone a quick little introduction to the gay world!!!

Adam Mac introduces the Gay World:

Where to start from?? So many things could be covered... Anyone's who has watched Queer As Folk, will know a bit about the gay world, and anyone who hasn't, well I've got the first two seasons of the UK version on DVD if you wanna come and watch them with me!

The People:

Before I start talking about the gay world I think that I should talk a bit about the different type of people that inhabit this little world. There a quite a lot of different types of people, for starters you have your lesbians and gay guys, and you may even have a couple of bi-people as well, and there seems to be a growing amount of straight people attending gay clubs, which I'll get into later. Now in the straight catergory, the main type of people that you have who are straight are females, which hang around gay guys, also know as a "Fag Hag" or a "Bangle". A classic example of a fag hag is Grace out of Will & Grace. You also sometimes have a couple of straight guys there, who are brought along by the bangles, and they usually have a good time as well. The next group I'll cover are the lesbians. Now, before all you straight guys out there go "YAY!! Lesbians", I wanna let you know that they aren't all glamourous and gorgeous in real life. The ones that the straight guys are in love with are known as "Lipstick Lesbians". Now the lipsticks are the types of girls who you wouldn't know are lesbians if you saw them on the street. The look after themselves, they wear make-up and they are somewhat good looking... Okay maybe fucken hot, but I don't pay that much attention!! Now the oppposite to the lipstick is the "Bull Dike", which doesn't sound pretty, but thats mainly because they aren't. These are the types of lesbians who aren't attractive, and they usually have shaved heads, and yeah... as I said, not pretty!!! But credit to them, for having the guts to shave their heads, I know for one that I couldn't do it!!! Now the last bit of people that inhabit this magically place, are the gay guys themselves. They these guys can be put into a lot of smaller sub-catergories. There are the nice, normal decent ones, the old fat ones, the drag queens, the drug fucks, the sluts and the queens. Now each of the is a bit different, but all have the same in common, they are gay! I won't go into much detail about them now, but just letting you know what the other types are, as I'm going to go into a bit more in the next couple of sections of this post.

Rivarly Fags Vs Dikes:

It's a long standing battle, Lesbians VS Poofters. I think this was brought into the public by a Will & Grace episode, where Jack has to try and work with the lesbians to present a presentation to a bunch of police officers. Now some people when seeing this may have thought that it was a bit extreme, but you know what, its like that, if not worse! I don't know what it is, but I think for some reason each thinks that they are more important then the other, and one is more homosexual then the other, I don't know. I haven't really coped the whole lesbian hating me thing, except for once, when a group of friends and myself were walking back to our car from Peel, and then as we were getting closer to Glassy, a bunch of dikes, took much pleasure in asking, "How was your night at the Peel, girls?" Now I was fairly new at the stage so didn't reply, but a the people I were with, took this like a bull seeing a red flag and the bitchiness happened. Before you get the wrong idea about this whole lesbian VS gay guys things, the majority of fighting is done via bitchy comments, the hair pulling and the scratching happens later. Only joking, its mainly a non-violent battle, so there is no need to be scared if you see a gay guy starting on a lesbian, the only protectional advice I could offer you is to maybe block your ears!!

The Clubs:

Majority of gay clubs are located on Commercial Rd. Which is basically the gay capital of Melbourne. But there are a couple of other clubs located around Melbourne. The main about the clubs, just like anywhere, is that it doesn't matter what type of place it is, but if you have a big group of people, then its always fun. Or even if your there with one friend, you'll still have a good time!! I'll give you a quick description of each of this places and the types of things that they offer.
Diva: Diva is a small little club on Commercial Rd. Diva is fun, its more of an older place, like the people in there are a bit older, but its still fun. You can dance on the bar, or even on the stage there. It is a 2 level establishment, with the upstairs area being open mainly on Fridays and Saturdays. Majority of the nights, you'll find a drag show, except for at the moments on Thursday night, its Gay Idol. The wildcard show is next Thursday, in case any of you are interested. Now another thing about Diva, its the place where I met my Aunty. Well not my real Aunty but by drag Aunty Ally. You can see her and Maddison on a Wednesday nite!!! The type of music played there is mainly 80's, 90's and today! All your faggy classics, Y.M.C.A. NO COVER CHARGE!!
XChange: XChange is mainly for the younger guys, and its quite a cool place to go. I've only been there twice and one of the times I was there, I was so drunk I can't remember a lot of it, so I can't really make judgements on the place. Its also on Commercial Rd. One of the good things about X is that on Saturday nights, Hi-5 (the drag show, not the kids show) is on. Its really, really, good. One more bit of advice, the lights in there are mainly the flurorescent lights, so wearing white colours will make you stand out more!! I think that they play new stuff but not really sure. COVER CHARGE!!
Market: On Commercial Rd, never been there so can't really talk about it. Mainly a dance place. COVER CHARGE!!
Peel: Probablly my favourite of all the gay clubs, why?? because its so slutty!! Now, before you get the wrong idea, I don't go slutting myself around Peel, I like it coz I can laugh at other people trying to do it! Drag shows are every Wednesday and Sunday and this place is open till dawn, I think! Or at least I know I've been there till dawn for a couple of weeks!! They play awesome music, mainly pop, but a bit from the past and a bit from the present. So much fun. Just be warned that you can't wear open toed shoes!!! The Peel is in collingwood, on the corner or Peel St, and Wellington St. NO COVER CHARGE!!

That about sums up a bit about the gay world! I know its not a lot and there is so much that I haven't covered, but at least I posted!!!

Gay clubbing is fun, and I think that everyone should do it at least once!! So, I'm usually there most weekends, I go with a straight girl-friend, so if you wanna come, or organise a big group, let me know!!!

Cheers

Adam Mac

Due to the overwhelming, cough cough, choice of A, it looks like Adam Mac gets off at the next station...

It took a while for it to sink in. Adam Mac re-read the message again over and over in his head. How did this message get on his iPod??
"Get off at the next station"
Six little words. Six words that could alter Adam Mac's life forever!

"The next station...", said the train announcement. Adam Mac had been waiting to hear those words. Even though the lady had a soothing and calming voice, those three words sent a shiver down his spine. Those three words had been the last three words on the anonymous message, that had mysteriously appeared on his iPod. It had been a good five minutes since the message had appeared, and for those last five minutes, Adam Mac had been thinking up reasons to validate his next decision. Now the train started to come to halt, and Adam Mac had made his choice.

Stepping off the train, was a different experience to how it usually felt. Instead of just walking off the train and heading straight for the exit, when Adam Mac got off a strange feeling came upon him. He felt like he was being watched, and he strained his eyes to take in absolutely everything at once. It wasn't until now that he took in little details about the station that he hadn't noticed every morning when the train pasted it. He noticed signs, flowers, the colour of the bricks on the walls, just little things like that which he had never noticed before.

Having stepped off the train, the train doors closed in their same mechanical motion, leaving Adam Mac, standing at a station he had never been to before. He had gotten off at the station, now what? Would he wait for another message? Would he look around for something that gave him a next clue. It had also made him think about who left the message on his iPod in the first place. And why? Why had this person picked Adam Mac? Was it because of something he had done?? And how had they managed to do it?

Having stood at the station for a couple of minutes with no sign from anyone, Adam Mac just thought that he had been daydreaming, and figured he would just go home. To get home, he would have to go to the other side of the station. So Adam Mac got out his ticket to put in the validating machine so that the barriers would open up for him. He put in his ticket.

"Men's Toilets". The second message Adam Mac received. This one was even more of a shock to Adam Mac then the message on his iPod. This message was shown in the most obscure place. And when Adam saw the message, he knew this was something big. The message had appeared on the display panel on the ticket barrier. Instead of seeing when his ticket expired, that message had appeared. There was no doubt about what to do next, he had to go to the toilets, he had to find out what was going on? Why had he been picked for the messages??

Standing outside the entrance to the toilets, that familiar feeling of being watched came upon him. But it wasn't only this feeling, he was nervous. He had goosebumps on his goosebumps. What was inside? Would someone be there waiting for him? Would there be another message? Was he walking into a trap? Was it a big mistake?

He took his first step inside the dark, smelly toilets. With each step that he took, the more nervous he had become. He finally made his way into the toilets, he waited for something to happen. He half expected someone to jump out with an axe and chop him into tiny little pieces. But he was left standing there with nothing. No signs, no messages, no axe-wielding murderers. He started to think this was one big joke. He noticed that his palms had gone all sweaty from the nerves. So he went to wash them. He went over to the handbasin and turned the taps, but no water came out, not one drop. Instead a long string of paper snaked its way out of the pipes.

Adam Mac grabbed one end of it and pulled it out. He felt like he was pulling out a hankerchief out of a magicians pocket. As he unraveled the piece of paper, he started to read the note.

"You've come this far. These messages are proof that this is no hoax. We need your help! We will not force you to help us. You can leave it alone if you want and enter your plain mundane life. Or you can help us, and in turn we will help you. Here's your choice, help us or leave us. If you wish to continue, walk into the second cubicle from the right and the journey will continue. If not you can just leave and forget about all these cries for help. But be warned, you choose the adventure at your own risk, and once you enter that cubicle, you can no longer return!"

YOUR CHOICE

A. Adam Mac enters the cubicle OR

B. Adam Mac leaves the message alone and walks outside OR

C. Adam Mac goes into the next cubicle and tries to find out what happens

NB: Gonna have a bit of a Stark's approach to this blog, check out his blog at the moment, touching stuff, also the story on LouLou's mullet... Priceless. Basically this story is about Adam Mac and his blog, or well lack of it at the moment. Thought of posting the whole story, but then realised that there needs to be a bit more reader input... SO... This is gonna be choose your own adventure!!! You pick what happens next, just leave a comment!! Obviously, depending on the choice, this story could go on for a while, or it could end in the next post! The choice is yours!

If you read my blog, you are bound to know about the comments that are being left by people who are anonymous. In case you haven't read them... I'm going to put them here, just so everyone can see what is being said...

Anonymous said...

YOUR A TRAGIC FUCKING CUNT ADAM MAC

Anonymous said...

"I basically think of running up to the stage at Diva and doing the choreography!! ...."

how tragic.... how very...mmm

well, it's interesting to come back and see there are at least 3 different people posting as anonymous... little did I realise I had so many siblings!

anyways... I'm a lot closer to you all than you think... rather shocking isn't it.

And Dean, whilst my elder sibling's comment in CAPS LOCK above was a bit over the top, it's not far from the mark really. It was no more pathetic as the very first line I copied in this post.

Anonymous said...

I think there are about 4 people posting comments on here who names are anonymous!

Its funny there are quite a few people posting as anonymous! I'm not the only one that can't stand him! I am much closer than you all think too! I would reveal my name but simply the truth would crush Adam and he would never leave his house again!

Although it was not me that wrote the comment above in Caps Lock! I agree with it! I would have just said Loser myself though!

You might wonder why I bother to read his stupid blog? I find him very strange and I laugh so much when I read this blog! He acts all self rightous and all like "oh Im so good" on here! Yet in person he is a very scared person (he knows he is not blessed with ok or even half decent looks) Its ok the acne will go in time boy! and knows that he rubs alot of people the wrong way!

He always says one thing in person and something totally different on his blog! But I guess he is just beginning his lifes journey and has a long way to go. But he just has been going the wrong way about it!

Adam Mac you need to loose the negative attitude! You will be a happier person and a few more people will start to like you! Now, you dont want social death do you? Because you are well on the way or pretty much there if you ask me!

Anonymous said...

man.. why you whinging about ppl being bitchy on the train... i've heard you are a right f*cking bitch-monger yourself... even D... thinks so!

Anonymous said...

Adam you whinge too much! If you have such a problem with the train! Drive your ass to work! Its your choice, deal with it! your not the only person that has to get to work in the city! What do you expect people to do? Oh Adam is on the train lets all make room for him so he can read his book! Look here mister these people have been working in the city longer than you, catching the train everyday! You obviously have not considered you are on there train! Taking up there space! It works both ways! If you have such a problem catch an earlier train! And blowing your pay the weekend you get it is a massive sign of immaturity you obviously dont know how to budget and look after money! Otherwise look forward to the next blog!

Anonymous said...

tsk tsk Dean.... sticking up for someone like they are your best friend and you have known them for how many weeks? I heard you were the nice one, maybe that's not the case after all. I'll watch the blog and your gaydar to see if the friendship stands the test of time. ciao bello!

Anonymous said...

was that SkankyJO or SkankyHO?

I think your life is summed up by one very line in your own blog (of sorts)...

- watched neighbours and h&a

Anonymous said...

Gee I dunno... why do all the young gay guys of this world think they are so wise and worldly... do you attain this from the constant companionship and security that the gay clubs offer?

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Adam Mac,
You are the biggest Hypocrite i have ever come across. First of all you bitch and whinge about being stuck in a crowded train (poor princess Adam!!) And then you have the nerve to bitch and whinge about how other people percieve you! Get a reality check!
There is not one ounce of difference between a bitcher and a whinger. So don't try and get all technical with your retarded definitions. Deal with it you LOSER!

Okay, now some of you may be thinking, why the hell has he done that?? I know, that a lot of my friends have asked why I haven't just deleted them. The reason why I refuse to delete any comment posted on my blog, is because this blog is about me, and what people think about me, so if someone says something about me, it stays, as far as I'm concerned. Yet if people are able to make judgements about me, I'm able to make comments on those judgements.

The first comment that I want to make to all these commentors, is who are you?? To tell you the honest truth, for you to have an opinion like that towards me, basically shows that you couldn't be a close friend, for a close friend would say these things to my face. To tell you the honest truth, the only reason why I want to know who you are, is so I can try and find out what I have done to lead to my "social death" as one of you put it! You all talk about how I say one thing to people's faces and then one thing behind their backs, isn't this exactly what you are doing?? Clearly, I must still think that you are a "friend" as you claim to be close to me! But for you to hide behind the mask of "Anonymous" and say things to my face, is probably worse then me talking behind your back! Also I know that as of late, their has been a lot of accusations by people, trying to make my friends turn away from me! This gossip has been spread by people who have nothing better to do then try and ruin people's lives. If people believe what those other people say, thats fine, just always try and get the right story, before accusations are made!

But not all Anonymous commenters are bad...

Anonymous said...

Cyber-stupidity at it's worst. Blogs are personal, and comments aren't meant as a means of attacking. If you can't play nicely, keep out of the race - you are just making yourself seem petty and ridiculous. Adam is a great bloke, who is at times a tad mixed up - who isn't at his age? If his blogs upset you, vent your rage on your own blog - not on his comments. Adam can blog what he wants, choose his own friends, and do whatever he wants. If you don't like his lifestyle, tough! Life is far too short to be bitter and twisted. Start enjoying it instead.

I can't honestly think of anything else to say. Thank you to my friends, and the few anonymous who replied on my blog... Thanks to those other people. Just one request, leave your name. It's not that hard to do...

C Grade Personality will still open, I will not close it because of comments that people have made. Honestly, I'd like to thank the Anonymous commentors, as your input into my site has generated a lot of response, and shown me who my true friends are... So thanks! I await your replies.

I'm in love...

He sings to me! He plays games with me! He's always with me! When I'm feeling bad, he always cheers me up! He tells me the time! He's small, .05"thick, 2"wide, 3.6"tall and he only ways 3.6 ounces! He's green! He holds up to 1000 songs!!

Okay, I've done it! I've become one of those people who went out and got an iPod. Now I know that iPods aren't as in as what they used to be, seeing that everyone has one, and I know there are other things on the market that are probably better... but I don't care! I love my iPod!!!!

I think the thing that I love most about my iPod Mini, is that I can put random tracks on it and no-one can hear what I'm playing... As you can probably tell, I'm not one of those people who have their speakers up so loud that you can hear them from outside the train, I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!! Like, come on, just because you like that certain type of music, not everyone else does! I always check to see whether or not you can hear my music, either by holding the earphones away from my ears and seeing if I can hear it!

As most people who know me would know, I'm quite a happy person, always full of energy, always ready for action, always ready for fun! Now some people think I have far too much energy, but if you can believe it... I think that owning an iPod has given me more energy! How can this be?? I hear a lot of you asking... Well, to make sure I turn up to work in a happy mood... I have a special playlist I gotta listen to... Anyone wanted to tap into this newly discovered source of energy, just copy this playlist:

NB: These are not in order... You can pick your own order!

ADAM MAC'S WAKE UP TUNES

Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons
Scar - Missy Higgins
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Fantasies Come True - Avenue Q
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Inspector Gadget - 5ive
Pharaoh's Story - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Sunday Morning - No Doubt
Wannabe - Spice Girls
Upside Down - A Teens
I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Avenue Q
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
The Brothers Come To Eygpt/Who's the Thief?? - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Keep On Moving - 5ive
Rockin Robin - The Jacksons
Heat of the Night - Aqua
The More You Ruv Someone - Avenue Q
Jacob and Sons - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
Stop - Spice Girls**

Now the last one, Stop, is probably the most important. Seeing that everytime I hear this song, I basically think of running up to the stage at Diva and doing the choreography!! So, having this song in my head, just makes me wanna dance, which makes me happy! So, its good to have that song as the last one in my head!

So, that's my new love!! My iPod Mini!!! If you ever try speaking to me and I don't reply, the most probable reason is that I've got him in my ears!!!

Ok, so as most of you know, I'm a pessimistic bitch! That's right, nothing is happy, smiley, and rainbowy in my world... Instead, I live in a world of dark shadows, evilness and black holes! So living in this world has made me grow to hate things... And what better way to list them, then on here??

I HATE:

• White guys who think they are black... Now I'm not racist, its just that "home boys" really piss me off!! No matter how many times someone can say the word "yo" in a sentence, it doesn't change their skin colour! Also, just because you can see your boxers, also doesn't change your ethnicity, you'll always be a skinny white arse!
  
• Early morning packed trains!... Squeezing myself onto the 7:06 every morning isn't that fun!!! Being in a sardine train, trying to read my book!!! And then having people who obviously aren't morning people, being all bitchy and whatever!
• Fortnightly Pay... Blowing all my pay on the weekend after pay, and having to last out the rest of the fortnight! It sucks!

Shit, there are many other things, but to tell you the honest truth I really can't be bothered for now...

So I'll finish it another day, sorry, but blah!

Till next time,

Adam-lazy-as-Mac

Well, it has been a while since my last post... Okay, maybe a long while since my last proper post... So I thought I'd do what I always do when I haven't posted in a while, and fill you in with all the goss... Hence the title of post... Catching Up with Mister Mac!!!

What have I been up to in the last month?? My god, so much to tell you, so little time... I'm currently blogging from Timmotheus's computer, seeing that I'm still living with my grandmother and she doesn't have a computer, but I am housesitting in a week, so I'll have access to a computer and the internet, so I'll be able to blog, just a little bit more... Which I'm sure you are all happy about!!!

Now on the whole unemployedness... I'm no longer unemployed!!! I haven't been for the last month. I'm a Customer Service Representative for Optus. Yes, that correct. I'm one of those people who you call when you have a problem with your home services... Local and long distance!!! Still in training, been in it for just over three weeks now!! Loving every minute of it!! Can't wait to start taking calls, I get to take my first one on Thursday!!! Very exciting, yet very nerve racking...

What else have I been up to??? Nothing much really, work has taken up a shit load of amount of time...

BTW, must apologise for the whole lack of wittiness in this post!!! I can't be bothered, and talking about what I've been up to isn't very worthy of having wit attached to it!! I promise I'll deliver something witty later on...

Anyway, till next time chickens...

MWAH!!

Just letting you all know... IM NOT DEAD...

And neither is this website...

Its just been a while since the last post... But there will be one soon...

Till that time,

Love Ya All

Mister Mac

Who is Adam Mac?? Well before I answer that, I'm gonna let my friends answer it for me!!! Well the friends who bothered to reply to my email anyway... You see, I sent an e-mail out to all my "friends" and not even half of them replied, not even a quarter!! Shattered!! Well, if those "friends" who were "too busy", or "the e-mail got lost", feel free to post a comment!!! Bitches!!

Below is the e-mail that I sent...

Well hello there people....

As you all know, I run a little site called "C Grade Personality"... www.adammac.blogspot.com
For those who didn't know, where have you all been???

Recently I received a comment asking me to do a post on myself... They asked the million dollar question... Who is Adam Mac??

Now me being the type of person not to talk about myself... I'm asking everyone else to....

Basically I just want you to spend a couple of minutes and devote it all to me!! Yes, that's right, all to me!! Write a bit about me, whether it be a couple of words, couple of sentences, or couple of paragraphs.... And then I'll put them all on my site.... If you don't want your name talked about, you can leave it as anonymous...

I need your replies in about a week or so, just so i can put all of them on the website at the same time...

Thanks in advance for all your hard work I know all of you are gonna put into this...

Love Ya All Heaps,

Adam Mac

PS I don't care what you write, it will go on the website anyway, as most of you will know, I don't hide anything on my site, and i give everyone a fair shot on it, if you say something i wont get rid of it!


So heres what was said... And in the order I recieved them....

when i first met adam, one if the things he said to me was "i'm adam. im just me. we're friends. there's not much more you need to know". ...though i dont see adam enough, and he's probably forgotten who i am, it is this memory that comes to mind when i think of him. MISS YA ADAM!

Sharyn~ann

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Well howdy stud,

Here's my two bob's worth.

Adam Mac is..............

- Adventurous
- Funny
- Good dancer (shake that ass)
- Intelligent
- Good with the boys *wink wink*
- A shoulder to cry on
- Skinny (eat more damn it)
- BEAUTIFUL ( and don't you forget it)

Hope this helps with your website.

Take care Gorgeous,
MWAH!

Chris

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Hmmm Who is Adam Mac? Such an interesting question. It can be taken on so many levels. Personality, looks, likes, dislikes, stories, attitudes, style... but that would take hours to think of, and I don't have that sort of time.

To summarise, Adam Mac doesn't care about what other people think of him, likes to be a taxi driver (or at least doesn't show that he hates it), likes to dance on anything that will support his weight, is someone who you could trust with your life (every second night), is fun, is cute, is joyful.

But to be honest, Adam Mac is... Adam Mac.

MaybeMick!

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Well, Adam is the daggiest person I know. Thats why we get along so well. We just have bogan daggy fun. Take Wednesdays/Thursdays now and Diva. Yeah, thats right, we're there up on the stage shaking our groove thing to Stop (Spice Girls), and the worst part is, we're doing the same choreography from the video clip. And it doesn't stop at Stop (ha, pun), we're up there doing Chain Reaction (Steps), Reach (S Club 7), Nutbush (Tina Turner), 5,6,7,8 (Steps), Y.M.C.A. (now retitled D.I.V.A., lol, long story) (Village People), CarWash (Xtina and Co.). Yeah, good old daggy times. Omg, don't even get me started on Avenue Q. Ever since he introduced me to the soundtrack, I've been obsessed. "It's sad but true!" But despite all that, he's a great friend, and although we've known each other just a short as time, we've gone through so much. To an outsider, we look like we've been friends for years. We even have our own language, which in retrospect is sort of scary, lol. He's the best mate, and I couldn't ask for anything more.

Timmotheus

So thats what some of my friends think of me!! Aren't they lovely?? So if you wanna join these people, go ahead and type about me...

http://spaces.msn.com/members/cgrade/

Thats the site were I'm putting all my photos, at the moment, they are only some softball photos, but i hope to have some more photos up there later!!!

Cheerio

Adam Mac

Another self-exploration one, this one comes from the lovely Ryan aka Quirky Turkey. He has been ever so kind enough to let me borrow this, so you can see his answers at his world famous blog... www.turkeyexposed.blogspot.com Quailty stuff to be found there....

Basic Information:

Full name: Adam James Mac
D.O.B: 10th July 1985
Star sign: Cancer
Eye Color: Hazel, but sometimes this cool green colour
Hair Color: Dark Brown with Blonde Tips
Height: Dont Know
Weight: Not answering
Hobbies/Interests: Books, Music, and Softball
Pets: Three cats

A Few Of My Fav Things:

Fav. Color: Green
Fav. Animal: Snakes
Fav. Singer: I looooove Missy Higgins
Fav. Song: At the moment, anything from Avenue Q
Fav. Movie: Dont have one!
Fav. Television Show: Havent watched TV in ages....
Fav. Food: Dont have one!

Sum Deep & Meaningful Questions:

Sexuality: Gay
How much bf/gf you had in life: I''ve had a couple of girlfriends, and one main boyfriend, but nothing much!
Fav. Body part of the same sex: Eyes, the "V"
You like it when ppl: Are real...
You hate it when ppl: Fuck me around!
What you like most: I love being around people that care about me! All my friends
What you hate most: I hate not being in control!
The best thing about yourself: Dont know!
What are your ambitions for the future: I just wanna win!

Do I Believe In?:

Myself: Not all the time!
My friends: Where the fuck would I be without my friends??
Santa Claus: If you dont believe you dont recieve
Tooth Fairy: Never did and never will
Destiny/Fate: Dont know, I think everyone has a purpose, sometimes they just don't find it!
Angels: Everyone has a guardian angel somewhere!
Ghosts: Scary story, when I was little I saw to god I saw a ghost, so I kinda do believe!
UFO'S: Dont know??

Friends & Life:

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, sad and single, but if anyone knows someone....
Who's the loudest: Meghan B!~
Who's the shyest: I dont have shy friends, they are all as loud, if not loudy then me!
Who cheers you up more than anyone else? I dont know, I love being around Mick, coz he always makes me laugh!
Angers you more than anyone else? Whoever cancels on me!!
Makes you think about your emotions more? Tim, in a secret D&M spot!!!
Scares you more than anyone else? I dont get scared very often!
Who do u get advice from: A lot of people give me advice, but stupid me usually doesn't use it!
Who do you cry to? My bestie!
When did you cry the most: In a bad stage of my life... but I don't wanna go there!! Have cried a bit lately, and not scared to admit it!
What's the best feeling in the world?: Knowing that I have plently of people around me, that care for me!
Worst feeling: Too many!
Have you ever been in love? I'd like to think so, but I dont think I've found that person yet!
Whats the one thing you can't live without? Friends and family

Miscellaneous:

What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Avenue Q, even though its probably the best cd at the moment, admitting you own musical soundtracks on CD isnt the best thing!
Are you a daredevil? If I'm in the mood!!
Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Not that I can remember, maybe when I was drunk??
Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No
Do fish have feelings? Maybe??? Do they cry???
Are you trendy? Ummm no! But sometimes I try to be!
What are your nicknames? Adam Mac, Precious, Honey Child...
How many people have a crush on you right now? None, and if they do, what the hell are you thinking??
What's your favourite season? Winter, cold you can snuggle up to people!
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Dont know!
What do you have for breakfast? I dont, one less meal in my day!
Who or what would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Zarine, or maybe Ugly D!
Who is the prettiest girl you know? Dont know!
Have you ever voted for something like Big Brother or Australian Idol? Yes, how do you think Casey won??
What are your favourite girls names? Emma, Sophie
What are your favourite boys names? Jack, Nathan
Do you prefer to be in charge, or let other people make the decisions? In charge!
What do you think people think of you when they first meet you? Apparently, this is coming from people I've recently met, I've got a lot of attitude!! Don't know why they would think that!
Have you skinny dipped with ppl b4, if so where and with whom: Yes... And no comment...
What color underwear are you wearing now: Grey Bonds Trunks
Been so drunk you blacked out: No, but ive spent a lot of time vomitting in a garden and sitting on the kitchen floor with a towel over my head coz the lights were too bright!
Had an imaginary friend: Yes, I can't get real ones!!
Had a crush on a teacher: No

They you go, another one done....

Big Thanks to Quirkey Turkey www.turkeyexposed.blogspot.com

Basically, do you know those emails that people send you asking about everything... well here is mine!!!

Feel free to copy and paste in your own comments, if you wanna take away the spotlight from me... Bitches!!!

BASICS:
1. Full Name: Adam James Mac, won't put my last name, stalkers and all!!!
2. Nicknames: Adam Mac, Precious, Honey Child, etc.
3. School: Currently defered from the University of Melbourne
4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake: 19, 20 on Sunday!!!
5. Date you Regularly blow them out: 10th Of July
6. Single/Taken: Sadly Single.... if you'd like to change it... go ahead!!
7. Favourite Colour: Green
8. Hair Colour: Dark Brown, with Blonde tips
9. Eyes: Hazel, but sometimes an awesome green colour! I love my eyes!!
10. Zodiac Sign: Cancer

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Cheated on someone: No
2. Lied in order to get something you wanted: Who hasn't
3. Done drugs: No
4. Skinny Dipped: Yes
5. Been in love: Yes
6 Broken the law: Yes
7. Been Hospitalized: No
8. Betrayed someone that trusted you: Yes
9. Cried over a member of the opposite sex: No
10. Been to Africa: What a random question but no, like question 6, if you wanna change it you can!

FAVOURITES:
1. Sound: Anything soft and soothing
2. Smell: The Ocean
3. Movie: Don't have one, but was moved by Latter Days
4. Thing to do in your spare time: ATM, Jigsaw Puzzles, sad but true... and I love a good book
5. Non-alcoholic drink: They are such things??
6. Alcoholic Drink: Smirnoff Ice with Raspberry
7. Food: Anything except Vegies
8. Restaurant: Don't go to many resturants, like 6 and 10...
9. Ice-Cream Flavour: Had the best ice cream in New Zealand, I think it was Honeycomb with real honeycomb pieces in it!
10. Thing about the opposite sex: Friendships

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
1. Cried: Last week, sad but true
2. Spoke on the phone: When am I not on the phone!
3. Went away on holidays: Last month, went to 12 Apostles for a weekend away!
4. Wrote a letter: Do emails count??
5. Kissed someone: Last week
6. Got Drunk: A couple of months ago!
7. Threw up: Last time I got really, really drunk!!
8. Missed someone you love: All the time!! No, seriously haven't loved anyone for a while!
9. Visited your grandparents: I'm living with my grandma!
10. Laughed (really laughed): Can't remember, see 6, 10, and 8 aboves!

THE FUTURE:
1. Do you want to get married: Unless its made legal, I can't!!!
2. Do you want to have kids: Maybe Adoption
3. Future Son’s name: ??
4. Future daughter’s name: ??
5. What do you want to be when you grow up: I'm not growing up!
6. Which of your friends do you think you will still know in 20 years time: Tim!! Love Ya Buddy! They are more people, but Tim is my bestie so I had to put him!
7. Which of your friends are you sure you won’t know in 20 years time: Ummmm
8. Where would you most like to live: Penthouse Apartment in some big city!!
9. Dream job if history, salary and qulifications didn't matter: Zoo Keeper
10. One place in the world you most want to visit: Africa, Japan, Antartica

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT:
1. The person that sent this to you: Umm, can't remember who sent it to me, but commenters who change this can say something nice about ME!!!
2. Nuclear War: They make pretty clouds
3. Your parents: I love my mum!
4. The opposite sex: They make great friends!
5. Taxes: You get money in July!
6. Osama: Umm, he will die soon
7. Fascism: Chickens
8. Pollution: It helps clear out my thoart, Cough Cough
9. Public Transport: Pretty trains
10. Your own sex: Where do I start?? Lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. God: Yes
2. Religion: No
3. Abortion: Its the person's choice, they must know the consequences
4. Santa: So long as he gives me presents! If you don't believe you don't recieve
5. Love at first sight: Yes, its happened!
6. Love: Yes
7. Marriage: Sometimes
8. Aliens: Yes, I'm sure some of the people I know must be...
9. Education: Yes I had a good one! And I wanna become a teacher!
10. Horoscopes/Clairvoyants: Touchy Subject

WOULD YOU RATHER:
1. Air con or open windows (car): Air Con when driving, windows otherwise
2. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
3. Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes
4. Deaf or Blind: Deaf
5. Glass half empty or half full: Empty
6. Heads or Tail: Head
7. Radio or TV: Radio
8. Fire or Ice: Ice
9. Boys or girls: Boys
10. The thrill of the chase or enjoying the capture: Chase

RIGHT NOW:
1. What are you wearing: White Shirt with Black and Red Stripes, White T-Shirt under it, Jeans, Brown Bonds Boxers, Black Belt, Odd socks and runners! And my pink bracelet supporting Breast Cancer!
2. What are you doing: Typing this and listening to Avenue Q
3. What time is it: 10:51pm
4. How much money do you have in your wallet: If I answer this I will cry!
5. What should you probably be doing (instead of wasting time with this quiz): Nothing, I have time to burn!!
6. What was the last thing you ate: Maccas
7. When: ABout twenty minutes ago!
8. Who are you thinking about: Everyone who is gonna read this and go OMFG!
9. What are you listening to: Avenue Q, "It's okay to be gay""- Pisser of a song, love the whole soundtrack! "Evelyones a little bit lacist!"
10. What are you going to do after you finish this quiz: Going to see Tim, and go cruising

Thanks for taking the time to read it, now comment!

A couple of posts ago, someone posted a comment asking who was Adam Mac, so I'm gonna do a whole "Who is Adam Mac?" week....

So the next couple of posts are gonna be about me, if you've got any questions, I will answer them, ask away!!!

Hopefully these posts will reveal a bit more about me, and you might learn something, hell I'm hoping I will learn something about myself as well!!!

Quickie.... Im broke, unemployed, carless and i no longer live at home.. Dad made the decision he didnt want me to stay so on Friday I was told to leave.... Im now living with my grandmother!!! All this leading up to my 20th on Sunday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Had an interview with Coles Myer and now in a talent pool... go me!!! So, I'll update in a couple of days... Ta Adam Mac

Sorry about the lack of posting lately, just been a busy boy... but I feel a massive post coming on... one that could even rival Creation of A Mega-Bitch... But you'll just have to wait...

Till very soon...

Well my sort of week, Friday to today comes to an end today! Adam Mac is going back home. He already farewelled the adorable Meghan B., who has left for the otherside of the world, a.k.a. Melbourne! It's very disappointing to see her go, but if thats what has to happen, I don't want to get involved!

The last couple of days have been a blast, from romantic candle-lit dinners, bingo, clubbing, meeting new people, seeing old friends, fighting with people, cooking dishes never heard of, not fighting with people, driving everywhere and dogs!!! Been a busy week!!

You should also note the new blogs appearing on the side bar, these are of friends and intend to be interesting reads!!!

Now they are some funny stories, that I think I should fill you in about, over the past couple of days the following have happened:

• Went to pick up Meghan B. from Hair rehearsals and were greeted by the cast members with a welcoming "Adam B. McKinley", very funny... They seem like a good group of people, and if what Meghan has said about them is true, then the production must be fucken awesome!! Book your tickets now...
• Meghan and myself decied to venture into the art of cooking... yes thats right, me and meghan strapped on the aprons and chefs hats and prepared a culminary delight, never heard of in this world!! Not quite sure of the name of it, we didn't make one up, but it was a mixture of rice, tomato paste, brocolli, spices- lots of spice i.e. oregano, chinese 5 spice, cumin, ginger, curry powder!!! Lots of fun, then to top it all off it was finished off with a bit of hundreds and thousands... Dont believe me, I've got the photos on my phone to prove it! Take this, top it off with green cordial and have it by candle-light and it was very romantic!!! BTW, there is nothing between Meghan and myself!
• Went to bingo on monday night, I have not laughed so much in my life!!! It was your normal bingo, it was a "drag bingo", in which the whole thing is ran by two drag queens, absolutely hilarious!!! Had the time of my life!
• Went out on Saturday with the usual bunch of people, Timmotheus, Meghan B., Chris, Jody aka Miss Anastacia Beaverhousen!!!, and the lovely Mick! It a maverlous time, never danced so crazy before, for a sober person! But you know... BELLIES!!!
• Went to National rehearsals, where they have apparently lost a flat?? Don't ask me how???
• Had the school musicals of "Henry", lots of fun!! And also watched last year's musical... must say I was impressed!!

I can't think of anything else that happened, there probably was a lot more, but can't remember!!! I know I had an awful lot of D&M's which is a good thing, finally getting stuff of my chest!!!

Anyhoo, till next time, have fun... And now I'm back in Werribee, look out for the Green Hyundai!!

This post isn't coming from my lovely humble abode in Werribee, its coming from the place were I am living for the next week... Thats right... Adam Mac is house-sitting... I'm currently situated in a nice little house in Altona Meadows, house-sitting for a friend...

Those who read Meghan B.'s blog will realise that she is no longer at home, so she is going to be staying with me while I house-sit! Should be fun!!!

Quick update on the job-hunting... still nothing, my resume is everywhere, just gotta wait now till I can get a reply!!! Please hire me!!!! Anyone, anywhere!!

Been at the National State theatre today, rehearsing for the National Ballet School's Mid Year performance- The Flintstones! Loads of fun, been a bit of work, but enjoyable. Had a relaxing drink (Coke- I was driving!!) with the director and a cast member, who surprising wasn't as "stuck-up" as I thought they would be, apparently there is a lot more to dancers than a good-looking face, flexibility, and a good body!! Can you believe it??

Went to a mates place today and had a lovely D&M with his mum, yes you read right, his mum... She had had a bit to drink but what she told me really stuck in my head, and I think I'm gonna need to thank her for that!! She's given me a lot to think about!! And its always nice to have people say nice things to you!!! Loves It!!

Anyways its getting pretty late, and I think I should get some sleep!! Big day and night planned tomorrow...

Till next time....

P.S. Must apologize for the lack of postage lately, been a bit distracted!! Sorry, do you still love me??

Played indoor mixed netball on Thursday night and am complete and utterly buggered!! Thats right, I am screwed!!! Some of my toes have got band-aids to stop the blisters from rubbing... Then there is the muscle pain... I never knew so many of my muscles good hurt at the same time... I'm even hurting in places I never knew I had muscles!!! We lost, mainly because of the amount of fouls I got, but I wasn't stepping, I SWEAR!!! It was my first game, so back off!!!

What else is news for Mister Mac?? Well, my love life is very sad as usual!!! No-one special, very disappointing... Who knows, maybe one day Adam Mac will find someone???

I'm in love with:

• Sleep: When I get it! Got home today at about 2pm, and slept till like 7:30pm. Loves It! As of late the only time I've been sleeping is during the day, so I'm starting to forget what the sun looks like!! But slowly learning that sleeping isn't always the best thing, especially now, what with winter, and its cold and my room isn't exactly the warmest place!
• Dark Zone: Ran around shooting people! Had so much fun, loved seeing people "commando roll"- well I don't see it as a commando roll when you trip first and roll down the hill, and NO! It wasn't me!! Not loving the random 15 year old "Slasher" gatecrashing the game with his special gun, *cough, cough* private party, fuck off!!! He was the thing holding me back from victory in the last two games!!! Also loving creeping up behind people and screaming out BOO!, okay so maybe I am a bitch!!!
• Alcohol: Loving it, except maybe when it ends up all over my shirt, but it wasn't my fault! It never is... And maybe not loving the whole "P" Plate thing, and the designated driver thing, but ah well...
• Crewing: Getting the chance to yell at kids again, dance to ridiculous music and have a good time while doing it!! Also loving getting lost on the way home from St. Kilda, because I left the National State Theatre and turned down somewhere wrong, and well, it wasn't pretty...
• Britney: Loving Brits at the moment, not ashamed to admit that her greatest hits CD has been played non-stop in my car, and my room as of late!
• Drunk people: Especially when they break out a dance move on a kitchen floor, hilarious, and then reminding the person what they were doing the next day, and they only have vague recollections! JUMP!!!
• Hungry Jacks: Only place in Werribee being open 24 hours, when I need my fix of onion rings at 3am in the morning... They deliver, so I love them in return...
• Inferno: So glad they are back!!! Be at the Tavern @ Thursday and you'll understand why... And because they play mine and my friends requests!!!
• Friends: I'm in love with all my friends!!! I love that I get along so well with people and go out and party and have fun, get drunk and dance like complete and utter idiots!!!

So thats all the things I'm in love with at the moment, there are others, but I'm not telling you everything!!!

Adam "I'm a lover not a fighter" Mac

OMG!! Just realised that this weekend is massive... Went out last night, had one of the best nights I've had for a while, it was good to go out with some friends and just make complete and utter fools of ourselves... Loves It! So that was fun...

Tonight, as usual the ever enjoyable Inferno @ The Tavern... Need I say more... I love them, with or without Burke!! Be there, and you'll probably see me... YAY!!!

Friday night is also a massive one.. Plan to get absolutely smashed... Lots of fun!!! The parties at this mates place are always enjoyable!

Then there is Saturday afternoon, where I'm going Dark Zone-ing, for people who dont know, its where you run around like a crazed maniac and shoot people!!! Should be loads of fun...

Then later that night, I've got a birthday party to go to... The adorable Reggie is celebrating another year on, and what better way to celebrate then to get drunk!!

Then come Sunday morning, and Adam Mac has to be at the National State Theatre at 9:30am!!! Yep, you read right, after this whole weekend, I have to be there at 9:30.... Because thats the place I'm gonna get my rocks off... Sorry, I mean where I'm gonna be crewing for Sue! In the Flintstones, get my rocks off, get it??

Anyway, maybe I should get some sleep now... Good Idea...

Adam Mac
Sleep lover, when he gets to do it!!

I need help! Usually I'm not the first one to stand up and say that I need help, but its starting to hit me pretty hard. And for all those people at work, its not because I resigned, its for more reasons than that, that I can cope with.

You see, over the past couple of months, I must admit, I have changed... For the best, or maybe for the worst, I am not sure. My circle of friends, social hangouts, and likes and dislikes are changing, I will admit that. But the only reason why this is happened, is because I'm growing up, trying to be more mature, trying to get an understanding on life!

Now I've mentioned a dilemma, and that I need help. But I've also mentioned that I have a new circle of friends. Doesn't this mean I have people to go to... Well, not exactly. You see, I'm having dilemmas, with both aspects of my life, with both groups of friends. And its hard to go to one group for advice and then the other for advice as well. And its even harder when one group doesn't really care or understand, so they can't really give advice!

Now this one may seem a bit confusing to some, to others it might be as clear as rain... I'm sorry to those confused, but this is a way to get some of these feelings out!

There are some people in my life, one in particular lately, who I will turn to with anything, well say anything random too... you know who you are, and I must thank you... Because you have stood by me, through this whole stage of my life! And because of that, I would consider you to be one of my best friends. Other people who I thought I could turn to, have turned away, or not fully understood what I'm trying to say. And people may see me turning into a bitch around certain people, or may even blog about it, but if you don't understand the story behind, please stay out of it... This is something which other people shouldn't get involved in...

As for my dilemma??? Well what do I do?? At the moment, I'm thinking of starting a new blog, a diary blog so to speak... I won't link to it, and if other people come across, feel free to read it, but please don't let others know about it, or link to it. As it is a secret diary, please have respect...

I think that if I do this, I will be able to talk freely about anything, and have total random people read it, and it will hopefully take a load of my back!!!

Adam Mac

Before I start talking about my camping trip... I have a little comment to make... Anonymous, you gutless wonder. Whoever you are, grow some balls and leave a name, you wanna leave comments like that, your a fuckhead! Well you could hope that I was bitten by a snake, but sadly I wasn't... I'm back, and your gonna have to put up with my posts again! If you don't like it... fuck off!

Now that thats out of the way... I'M BACK!!! I know I was only gone for a night, but I got back now, and thought, I have to post.. Think of all the people out there, who probably think something is wrong with me! Who am I kidding, no-one would think that... No-one loves me!! **Sob, Sob** This post was supposed to come out last night, but I only have finished it, so its coming out today!

The trip was fun, I had a bloody brilliant time. Left my house at about 11:00, and proceeded along the Great Ocean Road, till we got to Blanket Bay, where we set-up camp! The Great Ocean Road was awesome. I've never been there before and to be able to drive it was just breathtaking! I loved being able to go from overlooking the cliffs towards the ocean, and then a couple of k's later being in the middle of the forest... It was awesome. The views were spectacular, even if I only got to see them for a second- I had to keep my eyes on the road!! The weather was a bit windy, so the waves were up and smashing into the rocks, I love the ocean. But the sun was out as well, and when we were going through the forest, the sun was filtering in... awesome!

Camping was also fun. The place where we camped, if you stood up you could walk to the beach, and it was like a five second walk to the beach. It wasn't really a beach, but it was more of a rock pool thing, coz there wasn't a lot of sand. The changes in the tides were amazing, to see how at one point of the day, its only water, and then at a different time, you can walk out on the rocks for about a hundred metres. And then there was the time on Sunday morning when Ben came up from the water, and only the front half of him was wet! When we asked what happened, he said he was standing on the rocks, and we turned around, when he looked back, he said there was a massive wave and it reached over his head!! We thought it was funny, well Timmy C and I thought it was funny until we, ourselves got wet! We were standing on the rocks, and we dared each other to stay there... and well we did! It was only the bottom of our legs that got wet, but it was funny!

We also went to the Thunder Caves, and the Blowhole, which were equally impressive... Being able to see waves smash against rocks and go up in the water, higher then the cliffs and cover the entrance to the caves, only being able to see white mist... It was brilliant!

Overall, the trip was brilliant! I had an awesome time! And can't wait to go camping again soon...

Adam Mac

Last night was fun, I got my taste for theatre back, and with it, a bit of my inner bitchiness has returned!!! I forgot how much having a conversation about scripts, casts and LX's released the inner bitch! The witty comments were flying out faster then Superman, and the rebuttals were just as quick. Never, ever would I thought that discussion regarding the Flintstones could be so much fun... and sexual!?!

That's right, or well maybe not sexual but raunchy!! It was quite amusing actually, to be able to think of so many things that have happened on the Flintstones and then be able to turn the characters into sexual deviants!!! Maybe not so much amusing, but awesomely fun!! For example in one scene we have to strike some rocks out of a quarry set, which means we have to get the rocks off-stage, so the first thing that was said, was "Where do we get our rocks off again??" How funny! At least we thought it was!

Why am I talking about the Flintstones?? Well, I'm crewing at the National State Theatre, looking after OP!, thats Stage Right for non-musical people!! And we had our first serious breifing, at the pub! Yes, I also found it amusing that we had a "serious" meeting at the pub!! I didn't drink.. I'm a good little boy!! Well maybe not a boy and maybe not little, I'm gonna be 20 in a month and a bit!!! How scary!!!

God I'm getting off the topic tonight!! Maybe its coz of the little sleep or maybe its because I've had a massive day today??

Flintstones... Well we went through all the things that I have to do... All the costumes (or should I say costume) that I get to wear! Talking about cast members, then moving on the other musical that we work on... It was a nice fun random evening...

Wanna know something else that is random?? Well, Adam Mac resigned today, so today was his last day! I know, how random!!! Can you believe it??

Anyway, got things to do, people to see... So, come back tomorrow, there might be another post, or their might not be one, coz I might be camping, whats with the random comments tonight?!?, yes, you read right! CAMPING!!! Fun!!!

Cheerio
ΔĐÃм ΜªČ

Tired and can't be bothered writing a full on post, so I'm copying this e-mail I received at work today! It's one which revolves thinking, which you probably aren't used to doing it here at C Grade Personality, but its time to stop exercising the mouth, from all you laughter!, and exercise the brain!!

Here is the real story to lighten the Budget discussion! You've heard the cry in the last 5 or 6 days from across Australia: "It's just a tax cut for the rich!", and it is accepted as fact. But what does that really mean? The following explanation may help.

Suppose that every night, 10 men go out for dinner at La Porchetta's.The bill for all 10 comes to $100. They decided to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, and it went like this:

* The first four men (the poorest) paid nothing.
* The fifth paid $1.
* The sixth $3.
* The seventh $7.
* The eighth $12.
* The ninth $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) paid $59.

All 10 were quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner said:

"Since you are all such good customers, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20." So now dinner for the 10 only cost $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

The first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free.

But how should the other six, the paying customers, divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share"?

They realised that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth and sixth men would each end up being paid to eat. The restaurateur suggested reducing each man's bill by roughly the same percentage, thus:

* The fifth man paid nothing (like the first four) instead of $1(100% saving).
* The sixth paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
* The seventh paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
* The eighth paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
* The ninth paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
* The tenth paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off, and the first four continued to eat for free, as now did the fifth - but outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man "but he got $10!"

"That's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too.It's unfair that he got ten times more than me!"

"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner. The nine sat down and ate without him, but when they came to pay the bill, they discovered that they didn't have enough money between all of them to meet even half of the bill!

That, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, special interest whingers is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

There you go, what did you think???

Till next time,

Adam Mac
Future Accountant!

Well as promised, here is my post about my drunken Saturday night... In a way Timmotheus is right, the reason I was avoiding this post is because, well I can't remember a lot of it!

Anyway, I knew I was in for a big night, when my pre-drinks consisted of 4 Smirnoffs... They were fun! But we were at a mates place before we went out, and I always have fun there, even though I've only been there three times... They are still fun!!!

The car ride to the club was eventful... I remember crying out for more smirnoff, dancing and singing to the spice girls and other various tragic pop hits, thanks Timmotheus... then finally arriving at the place...

Paid the cover charge to get in, got a Smirnoff, with red stuff in it!! Yummmm.... Started on my Chupa Chup, which apparently I dropped??? I can't remember that... Showing people my talents with a Chupa Chup!! Bugger, my hidden talent is no longer hidden... I was very proud of the fact that I can turn a Chupa Chup around in my mouth, using only my tongue!! More Smirnoff, a couple of shots of sambuca, a massively long D&M on the couches... What else... I then remember walking to the car, the car ride home was fun!, then going back to our mates place, not going inside, or well going inside for a couple of minutes and then staggering back to the comfortable back seat of the car... Then having Timmotheus ask me where his car keys are, and me looking in the back seat for them, only to find them in my pocket... Going home, then waking up and going to the zoo...

As you can see it wasn't that eventful, well it was eventful, but I consider this blog to be G rated! Maybe even PG??

Moving right along shall we??? Lets move to this weekend... I had no plans, notice the "had"... I get home tonight and in the mail, I got a letter from the Spy Lounge, saying I'm invited to a VIP Party... **Adam Mac puts on his C Grade Celebrity hat and struts around the room** Anyway, its this Saturday, and I only have a ticket for myself and a guest! But the ticket includes FREE beer and champagne from 9-11pm!!! The only dilemma, who do I take?? And how do I choose... Maybe I will take applications, the best one wins... I'll take them in the form of comments or emails... my email address is adam_jmac@hotmail.com So, get those applications cracking, whoever impresses me the most or promises the most un-G-rated action, can join me!! Better yet, if I'm that impressed, I'll give you the ticket and you can take someone else, seeing that noone will wanna go with me!!! **Sob, sob**

Till my next drunken adventure,

Cheers
ΔĐÃм ΜªČ

This is the post that was supposed to happen yesterday, but I couldn't be bothered, so your getting it today! Now, lets address the first thing that you are all thinking... Turtles??? I went to the zoo yesterday... Sorry to disappoint all of you who thought this was the drunken post, and that I was looking for some imaginary turtles... the turtles are real- or so I was told!!

I was at the zoo with family, to celebrate my grandma's birthday, and what better way to celebrate then a picnic at the zoo!! But it was quite a different experience, because I couldn't remember the Melbourne Zoo, coz the last time I was there, I was only in prep, so it had been a while!

The day started with mum waking me up and saying you have ten minutes before you leave, as you are all aware, Adam Mac had a big night Saturday night, but I'll fill you in on that later... hahaha you have to read more!!! I had to drive my car, because the other car was full.. that was a big mistake!!! I swear to god, if I had of been pulled over, I would have blown over 0.05, but I was feeling fine, not much of a hangover!! I may have looked worse, but I felt ok!!

We got to the zoo, and then had to wait outside the entrance till everyone else arrived... And it was here that I made a massive discovery!! The signs that say what you can and can't bring into the zoo, held really important information! Like no dogs, thanks Fiona for saying that I'm not allowed in anymore!! I love you too... and that you can't bring in balloons or whistles!! I know, how rude, so Adam Mac had to walk back to the car, untie the big animal balloons from my wrists and put them back in my car. Then take the three fluro coloured whistles from around my neck and put them in the glove box... I was shattered!!! Then make the sad trip back to the zoo and enter balloonless and whistleless.... Sigh!!!

Upon entering the zoo, I was amazed to see how many people were there... I shoud've realised this when I had to park at the back of the zoo because all the front car parks were full. But it was when we entered the park and heard a noise, which made me turn to my aunty fiona and almost begin to cry!!! It was the joyous sound of a whistle being blown... Yes, I heard right, a whistle!! And upon closer inspection of where the noise came from, it was being emitted from the mouth of a young child, and guess what they had in their hands??? You guessed right, a bloody balloon...

Thats right, the little pieces of shit, had smuggled in some balloons, blown them up and proceeded to play with them, just to piss me off! Because they knew, I had a giraffe balloon, floating in my car!! And they fact they were blowing whistles, just proves to the world what a horrible bunch of kids are being brought up in the world! Harsh I hear you say?? What?? These kids weren't just breaking one rule, not two, but two at the same time, little rebels!!! It was seeing this, that inspired me to think of my future career!! These kids needed to be taught a lesson, and who better then yours truly to teach them!!!

So I'll fill you in on my future aspirations... The only way to describe this career, is probably law enforcer, or something like that... Basically my job would be to go around and POP all the little kids balloons, and then blow a whistle in their ears... Then maybe they might get the message... but thats not all... Why stop there at tormenting the kids, why not leave an everlasting message of fear in their minds... How to do this?? Simple, get dressed in a clown's costume and chase them down first!! That could work!! Then I'm thinking that I'll make my getaway on a bike of some sort, or maybe a lion, either could work!!

Well after contemplating my future as child tormenter, we decided to see the animals, yes we went to the zoo, what else is there to do?? The animals were fun, I enjoyed paying them out!!

I was having fun until I reached a lake, filled with ducks, monkeys- on an island thing, birds, and turtles, apparently!!! I want to know whose bright idea it was to stick turtles in a massive lake thing.. Isn't it the point of the zoo to go laugh and point at the animals on display!! Not to let them be able to hide in a massive lake?? And why put up little signs saying that they are there if you can't see them... False advertising!!! I refused to leave until I saw a turtle, and if I wasn't scared of the dark I would probably be there still!! Only joking! But seriously, I would still be there!! Then going to the reptile house, we got to see turtles, but they weren't the right size and they didn't have long necks, as promised on the sign at the lake!!

There were a couple of other things I noticed at the zoo that were a little suss...

• I had the urge to let the people who work at the zoo know, that some of the animals had escaped and were harassing the members of the viewing public, but refrained, because I thought that it was funny to see a bunch of runaway seagulls being chased down by a kid blowing a whistle- little rebel, breaking the rules again!! But I suppose he must have learnt it from his parents, because they clearly couldn't read the sign saying "Do not feed the animals", hello, seagulls are animals... Just because they've escaped from their enclosure doesn't mean they are free from the rules!!
• Clearly the grass in the lion's enclosure was far too long. I wanted someone to get in there and mow it right away! Surely they could have got a work experience boy, strapped some meat to him and let him mow the grass, charge admission and they'd be laughing!! Well, I'm sure I would be anyway!!
• And the tiger being introduced, when clearly there was no tiger in the enclosure, only some boring guy talk! I was expecting to see the Tiger Enclosure, not the boring-man-who-talks-a-hell-of-a-lot-shit enclosure! If I wanted to see the boring-man-who-talks-a-hell-of-a-lot-shit enclosure, I would have gone to uni!
• Why make the Reptile enclosure round, surely I'm not the only one who kept walking, and thought I had already seen these animals!! How about a little bit of signage people!!!

Overall the trip was fun, and enjoyable, it was a great way for me to release my inner-bitch for a couple of hours!!

This post has gone on for quite some time, so I'll think I'll leave Saturdays tales to tomorrow posts, be sure to read tomorrow!!

Until next time my little chickens, kept blowing those whistles!!!

Adam Mac
Future Law Enforcer!

I have stolen this from Kasia's blog, coz I thought it might entertain you all, a big post is coming soon!! I promise

Copy and paste into your blog. Highlight the statements which are true.

001. I miss somebody right now. ==> I miss someone all the time!
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives. ==>YUCK!!!
004. I love sleeping. ==> Even though I don't do it much!
005. I own lots of books/magazines
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games. ==> I'm a nerd!!
008. I've tried marijuana.
009. I've watched porn movies. ==> Who hasn't??
010. I have been in a threesome. ==> I can't get one person, let alone two at the same time!
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. ==> Apparently I've been clingy??
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have freckle free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently. ==> Lately, anyway!
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ==> You can't imagine how much!
017. I have a hobby. ==> Many
018. I've been told I have a nice butt ==> Many times!!
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ==> ???
023. I love rain. ==> "Singing in the rain!"
024. I'm paranoid at times. ==> All the time!
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. ==> Many things to change!
026. I need money right now. ==> Never have too much money
027. I love sushi. ==> Chicken Teriyaki from Melbourne Central
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. ==> All the time
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. ==> No answer unless I know who it is!
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic. ==>Always
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be illegal.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I'm popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone. ==> look at my phone bill!
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my blog! ==> You all should be!
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer. ==> HaHaHa!!
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a mobile. ==> look at number 51!!
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future either adopted/blood related
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I'm not allergic to anything deadly
076. I love Thirsty Merc!

Comment away... Did you learn something new??

Adam Mac
Letting the world know everything about me-How stupid!!

What are the three C's?? Well before I tell you, let me tell you about what I'm doing tonight! I'm getting shit-faced, wasted, drunk, off my nut... you get the drift! I haven't been drunk since I got my P's, hell it was even before that! But when I look back at what happened last time when I got drunk, its not a pretty story! But I'll tell it here anyway...

The place: Lamby's Geelong. The reason: seeing Meghan's ex in a coverband called PFP. The company: Meghan, Boy, Daniel, Luke, Myself. The outcome: Vomit!! I know, how wrong and I felt bad that it was in front of Boy, but it was outside the establishment and around the corner, so give me some credit! I was drinking far too much, and far too quickly, but I love my scotch and coke, and well, it was tasting so nice!!!

There has only ever been one other time apart from this when I have been so drunk that I vomited! But that involved a spa, a cast of drunks, so many different kinds of drinks, and a lot of VB!! And that wasn't a very memorable occasion either... hang on, the last couple of times that I have gotten drunk, I haven't had much fun! But hopefully tonight will be different... HOPEFULLY!!!

So what are the three C's??? Cruisers, Cowboys and Champange! Each has its own little place in the land of Adam Mac.

Cruisers

The main drink of choice, preferably Pineapple, yummmm! I like them because they are in bottles, and you can dance on the dance floor and have them at the same time!! Also because they are nice!!!

Cowboys

The infamous shots that everyone loves, just a reason to quicken the process of getting drunk. I fell in love with these when I learnt to make them, which I'm a pro at by the way!!! And because I know how to make them, I not a fan of the premixed version!!!

Champagne

The more sophisticated drink choice of Adam Mac. Usually reserved for cast parties and more mature social gatherings, but I'm a major fan of the Pink version!!! Champagne is fun!!

So there are my three C's, I do drink other things but they are the main ones!!!

Expect maybe a drunken post tonight, or a hung over post tomorrow!!

BTW I'm going to the zoo tomorrow... And my mum was like, don't get too drunk, you have to drive!! I love my mum!!!

BTW (again) Dee, if you don't go tonight... I'll never leave Love post-it notes on your window again!!

Cheers,

Adam Mac

No, this is not going to be some passionate post, but the title refers to INFERNO!! One of the greatest coverbands of all time! Coz they are coming back to Werribee, on a Thursday... Its all quite exciting!!

But must say that on Fridays, Adam Mac is gonna be fucked! Why? Because, Adam Mac will now go out every Thursday, but he already goes out every Wednesday, and I have to keep both of these parts of my life alive, coz if I lose one, I reject my present self, and if I lose the other, I lose my past! Why the riddles?? You will find out soon enough!

Adam Mac

Over the weekend, I was feeling severly un-loved.. Why? Well Adam Mac, was sending messages on his phone, but none of his friends were replying... They were ignoring me... or so I thought!

While sitting in the car on the way to work at some ungodly hour, yes people, others are up at 6:00... I started recieving messages, straight after one another... and I was like, okay, someone has forgotten to lock their phone, and seeing that I was lucky enough to be born with a name starting with the letter "A", and being at the top of everyone's lists, I tend to get lots of blank messages... but enough with that little rant... I was shocked to see all these messages... But it didn't stop there...

All day, I kept getting messages and I started to feel really bad, coz I wasn't replying to people when they sent me a message, but the weird thing was the order I was getting the messages, as in, there was none! I was getting messages that people wrote on Sunday, then on Friday, then Sunday, then Saturday.... you get the drift...

So if I didn't reply to any of your messages, I wasn't ignoring... you were ignoring me... only joking... and if you didn't send me a message on the weekend... I don't like you anymore...

SPECIAL MESSAGE:
I left a message on your computer screen, but I'll say it here again:
DEE!! If you ever, ever leave work without saying goodbye again, I will personally drop a house on you! And I'll never make you a coffee, or pull your job bags, that sounds funny!, again... Only Szannes'!!! And Szanne will become my new favourite!!!

Love Ya All, Even you DEE!!

Adam Mac