WARNING: The following post contains abusive and somewhat psycho methods of taking out band members. Also, C Grade Personality is against animal cruelty!
After seeing a band twice now, I start to question whether or not I can attend again. The drummer is great, the bass guitarist is fucken fantastic, yet they are let down by their vocalist, one in particular, who has been given the nickname "Chipmunk". The other vocalist is somewhat decent, but tends to get a bit too involved in his music and starts to SCREAM!!
Back to Chipmunk, its painful to stand in the crowd of a gig and think of ways in which you can hurt members of the band, to make them stop! So I thought I would list some of them...
- Unplugging his microphone
- Choking him with the cord from his microphone
- Pulling at his guitar so his guitar strap strangles him
- Turning off his microphone
- Throwing my drink on his microphone
- Stealing his microphone
- Snapping one of his strings on his guitar
- Praying the roof will come down on him
- Hoping a drumstick will come loose from the drummers hands and hit him in the back of the head
- Kidnap him and take him off stage
- Hope his bandmates can hear him, and make him no longer sing!
As you can tell, he is quite annoying. But sometimes, a bit tolerable.
Now, in the majority of my posts of late, their has been quite a lot of misunderstanding in the type of person I am becoming. The biggest example is the Valentine's Day post, which apparently made me out to be a cruel heartless bastard. And I'm sure that this post will make me out to be psychotic maniac, who thinks of ways to hurt someone. Just remember that these posts are fun, and not serious, I wouldn't do any of this... Its all fun!
Stay Tuned: Highs and Lows
A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, "How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"
Filed: Drunk
This feature update, brought to you by Adam Mac:
Anybody's life has to be affected by different things at different times, but I was thinking recently about how music plays a massive part in people's lives. I also thought about how a person goes through different phases of music in their lives. This post is gonna be about the types of music that have affected my life! Ok, so your thinking, here we go, Adam Mac is gonna talk about himself again, well guess what, this is my blog, and if you haven't noticed yet... its all about ME!
The first bit of music I can really remember listening to would have to be Bony M. Now, I know I have bagged them out in this blog before, but my grandma introduced me when I was little and I can remember the majority of the songs! I remember getting the tape and singing along to it! Lots of fun, but I'm deeply effected by the fact that this stage is over, can't you tell!
The next stage is my horribly poppy stage! I remember listening to the Hot 30, but never hearing what the number one song was, because I had to go to sleep... bedtimes and stuff!! It went through hideous Spice Girls, Aqua, Backstreet Boys, Five... you get the point. Thats enough about this horrible stage... moving on!
I don't really think there was a stage between this one and the next, so I'll just fill in with a bit of shameless shout outs:
- Hello Beckz and Matty... Hope your hole adventures are going a okay!
- Hello Meghan B... good luck on Girl Germs
- Hello Skanky Jo, hope your having fun back at uni!
- Hello SYN people, hope your having fun... syning??? BTW I saw the SYN T-Shirts today, they looked groovy!
- Hello other people I've missed, I'm so sorry!
- Hello mystery person who I am talking about in random posts, and coping flack from friends coz I won't say who it is!
Thats enough of that... on to the next stage...
My next stage is probably my current stage... Its like a rocky, not so poppy tune. I love the fact that you can rock out to different types of music... Like Maroon 5 Sunday Morning, and Delta's Mistaken Identity! They're not really rocky songs, but you can still rock out to them! Franz are in this genre as well, but they are pretty rocky!
At the moment, I'm kind of shifting but, I'm moving toward the oldie's phase, in which I'm discovering the greatness in all the old tracks! Some of them are awesome, and I sit there singing along to them!
Well, thats end, enough rambling from the Mac...
Stay Tuned: Highs and Lows
Where do bees go on their day off?
To the wax museum.
Filed: Feature
Ok, so I haven't posted in a while, but thats what happens when you are sick, working over full time hours, and wake up at 3am with a major cramp in my calf, which still hasn't gone away!
So the feature post won't be happening tonight, but tomorrow, and I've made an executive decision that all feature posts will be done on Friday nights!
I better go back to my massive headache, runny nose, sore throat, grazed knee, cramped leg... and the list goes on!
I wanna say a massive hello, to a friend of mine... Seeing the major lack of acknowledgement on this site for them, there was a small one... So HELLO!!! You know who you are!
Till next, stay healthy!
Stay Tuned: Musical Eras of a Personal Life!
What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
It's not my fault.
Don't you hate it when you leave a pub/club and you have that ringing in your ears for days to come... Well, if you see me in the next couple of days, expect a lot of "Huh? What did you say?"...
Stay Tuned: Musical Eras of a Personal Life!
What did the alien say to the gardener?
Take me to your weeder.
Filed: Drunk
NB: Please excuse the random comments, my sister likes to input from her bed... Her comments are in Quotation marks, and put in when she said so!
Once again, my Friday night adventures have returned. After about three weeks of vowing never to go there again, I succumbed to my friends, Matty and Beckz, and returned to the hole of the universe... The Tudor!
Now I know that I have slammed this place lots of times before, on and off the blog... but I have to. Its a hole, a sad place where I only go to laugh, "I need to go toilet", at the other people that turn up. It also makes me feel good, seeing that there are a lot of ugly people there, making me feel a lot better!
On a Friday night, they swap between having a dj and a live band! None of which are very special.. The dj looks like shes been taken out of the retirement village for the night, and the band sounded like they didn't know what instruments they were playing let alone know what the song was... They were nothing compared to the great Inferno, but we'll get into that later!
The place has an entrance cut-off time of 1am, which is surprising, because you'd think a place like that would need all the customers they can get! Sadly, I left the place at 1am, can you tell I was disappointed!, so I didn't get to see all the sad happenings, what I saw was enough anyway... And if I had of stayed there, I would have had to drink more, which would have made me waste a lot of money. Maybe that's how they make money, make the venue, band and dj crappy, and people drink more to forget the place they are in! What a brilliant marketing scheme: The more you drink, the better this place becomes!
The dj was old. She has possibly never heard any remakes of songs, maybe that's why she was playing the originals, like car wash! Thriller only works in a packed out venue, where people are having fun, and the sound system is good... Hence the reason, "Dad's not using his crutch anymore", it didn't work there!! And just a quick note if your reading, its probably not a good idea to repeat songs that the band just played!
Speaking of the band. They were called Gravity, which I thought was a very good name for them... Seeing that fact they would probably never make it to the top, because something was holding them back, gravity maybe. They were just more proof, "I got Vodka chocolates", that no-one can sing Jessie's Girl or 500 miles like Inferno, Burke in particular! The band was another reason I left. I already heard them kill Gwen and Franz, if I had of heard Maroon 5 or Missy, people would have died!
Thats enough about the crappy place, so lets move on to another... Now I'm not gonna name names, but people who know me, will know what place I'm talking about. Lets call them Healthy's for the sake of not getting sued! I usually go to this place for my late night hungry fixes, both drunk and sober! But all of the sudden, "My foot is purple", they have gone healthy... So the greasy fixes aren't there...
Also, I was attacked by the famous Loz, who didn't like me spreading our personal words on the internet. She wasn't a fan, "I need a higher chair", and has posted nasty comments! Also someone else who is not a fan, Matty, who has started a blog just to beat me, don't believe me, see his profile, and the subtle, yes matty you spell it this way, attacks in his post...
Till next time...
Stay Tuned: Musical Eras of a Personal Life!
One day, this king decided to go hunting. So he gathered up his entourage of servants and went trekking into the woods, in search of deer. After searching for a while, he heard some rustling in the bushes nearby. He drew his rifle and aimed at the bush, when, all of a sudden, a man came running out, yelling, "Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not a deer!" The king shot him dead.
After a little while, one of the king's servants finally gathered up enough courage to ask the king, "Sire, why did you shoot that man? He said he wasn't a deer!"
The king replied, "Oh! I thought he said he was a deer!"
This is the very first feature update... Brought to you by Adam Mac:
The Creation of a Mega-Bitch
As you are all probably aware. I would class myself as a bloody good bitch. This has come from the many years of working in the theatre, dealing with little pieces of shits, and well, just being myself. Now you may think that a guy cannot be a bitch, but they can, and they can sometimes be the best type. In this post, I analyze the different types of bitches, from movies, television, and literature... Take the best elements and join them together, to make a MEGA bitch.
Now there are your classic bitches that everyone loves to hate, but nearly all of them have had some flaw, which is usually a strong point of another bitch. This is what gave me the thought on creating a mega-bitch, by taking those strong points and putting them together. But to do this, I would have to find a lot of materials. So, yours truly, hit the movies, books and television, in search of some of our greatest bitches. Instead of structuring this post in terms of movies etc. I'm going to analyze the different types of bitches, and the qualities and attributes and tell you who possessed these.
The rich bitch, daddy's little girl etc. who owns everything in the world, and if she doesn't own it, she could easily buy it with daddy's credit card. She lives in the big house, has a room that is probably the size of my house, and is usually also the toast of the school. She is the one who is most likely to become the Homecoming Queen, and be attached to the token jock. Now this may sound totally American, but I'm looking at this from the movie point of view, and there hasn't been a lot of Australian movies on the topic, I can only think of Looking For Alibrandi. Anyway, classic examples of these bitches are the main bitch in Mean Girls, Carly from Looking for Alibrandi, the red headed chick in Clueless, the tv series, etc. The most powerful thing that this type of bitch has got is money, which in turn buys her power. But the things she is lacking is a sense of normal, which can hit hard and affect the quality of her bitching power, when she loses that money.
The bitch with the mouth, is one of the most powerful bitches, as she can stand up for what she wants, and doesn't give a shit about what people think around her. Her goal is to get what she wants and she is not scared to challenge anyone who gets in her way. Her ability to kick arse verbally, destroys her challengers, by turning them into a blubbery mess. This is the type of bitch who has no friends, as she will usually turn on them. Her strength is that she can get what she wants, but she will have no-one to share the glory with. The best example of this type of bitch is Big Red, from Bring It On. Best quote to describe her "...I'm still Big Red!". This may have no meaning by itself, but the fact that she pushes someone out of the way and stills the limelight is.
The backstabbing bitch. This is the cunning and devious one. She plans her attacks all the through, and like the bitch with the mouth, she doesn't care who she takes out. This is the type of bitch who has plenty of friends, but that could change as soon as they find out what she is really like. She gets the goss on her friends, and if one of them back-fires or if she wants to have a bit of fun, she turns on them. The hand with the knife goes up and stabs her friends in the back, when they have no chance to defend themselves. Now, it may not always be the bitch putting in the knife, but she has the ability to manipulate others and make them do the dirty work. This is usually done by some form of blackmail. This bitch knows that she is in control of any situation, and if she isn't she can easily detract attention from herself, by sacrificing one of her friends. One of the best bitches at this is the legendly Richard Hatch, Survivor. Who was a massive backstabber, but he did it to get to his million dollars.
The bitch who doesn't know she is a bitch. Now this one is a tricky one. This type of person is incapable of seeing that they are a bitch, and will not accept the fact that they are one. She hurts her friends without knowing it, and well basically there is nothing good about this type of bitch. She would quickly lose all of her friends and be left alone, for something she isn't’t aware is going on. The way that this bitch would lose he friends is that she might accidentally let things slip, which she has been told in secret. The can sometimes be the best type of bitch, but it is a dangerous one to master. For this type of bitch to succeeded she needs to wake up and smell the roses, and realize what a bitch she is. Sometimes, the best bitch is one that knows they are one.
The drunk bitch. This bitch only comes out when one has had a tad bit too many to drink. The best thing about this bitch is that because she doesn't vent her bitchiness regularly, when she is drunk, it comes out all at once, creating a massive explosion of bitchy comments that she has bottled up for awhile! Now if this type of person bitched during the day, she wouldn't need the massive outbursts and would save a lot of friends. Sometimes, bitching in moderation is a good thing.
The army of skanks, possibly the best description for the group of wannabe bitches. Now this is taken out of Mean Girls, and it described the group of people who surrounded the bitches, in other terms, bitch groupies. This are the type of people that can either make or break a bitch, depending on the type of bitch that they have around them! This little posse tries in vain to become the central bitch, and if the middle bitch is not aware of her "friends" they could come back and bite them on the arse! Like in Mean Girls, where when they cracked the army of skanks, the central bitch was taken down by her own kind. The skanks constant need to become the central bitch is their biggest issue, because they start to fight one another, which can lead to nasty public displays, which aren't good for any respectable bitch.
The Innocent looking bitch. This is a dangerous combination. A sweet profile with a rotten core. This bitch has the ability to disguise herself as a total sweetheart, and confuse others into her false identity. She is able to bitch, but then withdraw into her secret disguise, leaving none the wiser. And when people discover her secret, they aren't able to prove anything, because no-one will believe them. The classic example is Professor Umbridge, and Reverend Lovejoy's daughter. It helps this bitch if they come from a respectable background and have a good upbringing.
The Mega-Bitch! The top of the list. This one is a combination of all the above. She is able to lie, backstab and destroy reputations in a single smile. Her ability to think of quick returns leaves her challenges dead in their tracks before they can begin! She aligns herself with a group of friends who are unable to see the truth, and will risk their lives to save their reps, who can be seen with a mega-bitch! Walking down the corridor of her school, people make way, and other bitches sit there and admire her work! She has the mouth and determination to do anything, and will get anything she wants. She comes from a rich upbringing, owning anything ever made. She sets the trends at school! She walks with style. The girls want to be her, and the guys want to have her. She is a bitch and she knows it!
As you can see there are many different types of bitches, not so straightforward after all. Which one are you? I'd love to hear your comments!
Stay Tuned: Musical Eras of a Personal Life!
Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded.
Filed: Feature
Yes tonight is Thursday, yes I promised that the feature update would be Thursday... but due to family members in the hospital... it is currently not happening... So it is now an update on my sister...
As you all know, she hurt her knee. After having an MRI, the doctor told her to see a specialist, which she saw and booked her into the hospital for an operation, this morning!
She was supposed to have a small operation called a scope thingy, which would insert the screws... BUT, because of major damage, she had to have her knee opened up, and the screws inserted that way...
Let's just say that she will be in the hospital for a bit, and she won't be able to work for a month!
Stay Tuned: The Belated The Creation of a Mega-Bitch
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name!
Okay, its February 14th, and that means only one thing... Just another sad reminder that I am single! I don't really care, but I can't believe the effort that people go to for such a manufactured day! $9.20 for a line in the paper... and yet people still spend the money. I do not know why, what if the person doesn't see it... well I guess its the thought that counts! But I suppose that some people want to show they feelings for other people (excuse me while I run to the toilet and vomit!!!)
This is is probably making me sound like a cruel heartless prick, but that's not true. (some people might disagree, screw you!) I have feelings, I just don't think that you should have to show them more on one day than any other day. I show my feelings toward people everyday of the year, not just on the one!
I love it how couples who have been together for awhile, decide not to get each other anything, when you know that they will. What's the point of saying your not going to get each other something, it wouldn't be a surprise if you got something, but it would be one hell of a surprise if you didn't. Just tell people, here we go, another Valentine's Day, time for me to buy you something that you will probably only use once!
Now this might be the sad cynical bitch in me talking, but I don't care. Valentine's Day is HIGHLY over-rated! Just another marketing scheme by big evil corporations, like Hallmark! Damn you Hallmark, don't you get enough money from your birthday cards, get well cards? But you still have to pick on the insecurity of people to make more money!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Anyway, I gotta go, for Valentine's Day, I'm spending it with one of my first loves, the television set! CRAP! Desperate Housewives is starting!
Stay Tuned: The Creation of a Mega-Bitch
Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate.
Okay, an update on my sister. She hasn't torn any ligaments, she had the MRI scan this morning. Instead she has broken the back of her knee cap. This happened because:
- When she fell from doing the Limbo, she dislocated her knee.
- When she got back up from the ground, she popped her knee back in.
- In doing this, she has broken the back of her knee cap, and will probably need screws put in.
She is seeing a specialist soon, and at the moment she is on crutches. But as you know from the previous post, dad is also on crutches, hence the title of this post being, "House of Invalids".
In the more recent past, my mum has broken her toe, my brother has broken his finger, then you have dad and Rachael, so according to my brother, I'm apparently next in line... Lucky Me! I'm hoping for a good injury, if there is such a thing.
At the moment I'm currently at work on lunch, having just spent my whole morning at a graveyard at SYN, but I'm still soldiering on... Just wait till my driving lesson tonight...
Also, another quick thing, the feature post I have been plugging for a while, will happen on Thursday nights, so expect one every Thursday night... It may be early or late, so check on Fridays!
Stay Tuned: The Creation of a mega-bitch!
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?
Well, Well, Well
Filed: Family
Okay, so I get home from softball, and the first thing I think to do is to check my blog, its still here so I'm happy! I don't know where it could have gone, but meh!
Next thing, was to add a picture on to my profile, so you all know what I look like out there! Such a trauma, it took me forever, but I did it... As you can see.
Also I decided to add a thing in the content bar thingy, about the latest softball updates... As you can see, both the men and the women won, we were unstoppable today! As we are everyday.
Just a quick note, the men won 12-0, a massive win!
Stay Tuned: The creation of a mega-bitch!
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
As promised, here is a post about my sister's 18th birthday celebration. To make things more fun, I've split it into two bits, before and after... ENJOY!
BEFORE
Setting Up: With dad recently leaving the hospital, on Friday night, and seeing that he is on crutches with a massive cast on his ankle, it's a bit hard for him to move around... So, me and mum did a lot of the outside setting up, which we are now banned from doing... Why you ask...
- Taking balloons outside to hang up, so me and mum thought we would take all of them outside and just put them on the ground, yet as they hit the grass it sounded like a machine gun was going off with all the popping. We thought it was funny, but dad didn't, seeing that he was the lucky one who blew them all up, and now had to blow up another bag!
- With us both being artistic designers, or we thought, we spend ages discussing the placement of certain items, banners, streamers, etc., much to the dislike of dad who said put up the bloody things up and shut up!
- When I work, I like to have the music blaring, and due to mum's request of Gwen, it had to happen. So instead of working, me and my mum were grooving to the music! So a lot of work wasn't happening, and we got in trouble, by who I wonder...
- Now in this dotpoint, it is actually mum who gets banned! So, when hanging up banners, I believe it is better to see the banner, not what is holding it up. So I delicately placed the masking tape behind the banners, and mum decided to put half the masking tape on the banner and the other half on the wall. Needless to say, you could tell which half I put up, and which half mum put up!
- Balloons hating us so much that when we walked out into the backyard, they would pop when we looked at them... Damn you balloons... GRRRRRR!!!
By the end of it, me and mum were well and truly over it!!!
Softball-
Now a common activity in this house is softball, hence the reason why all my Saturdays are full of softball and nothing else! This subject has nothing to do with the partae, but I just thought I'd tell everyone about the awesome "tip-toe" double play, and fantastic playing of shortstop! Needless to say, we won!
Alcohol Shopping-
Before any partae, you must always be prepared! So I went with the lovely Lauren, supreme hairdresser and future wife, to go get some alcohol! It was an eventful trip, with lots of surprising things happening, which sadly i can't discuss here!
Now the party is happening, well not now, but in this post it is! But for a change I'm not gonna talk about it, just the things that have come out of it!
AFTER
- SKUNT! The new word use it. Sitting around, we started talking about what the term for a male skank is. Sadly no-one could think of one, except for Lauren. And so SKUNT is the new word... use it! Also, I'll just add my suggestion, manker, short for mega wanker, I'll be using it, so you should too!
- Broken bones, okay so maybe not bones but ligaments, which is close enough! The birthday girl, while doing the limbo, "Ah Ah Limbo", crumpled to the ground in a laughing mess, only to discover, this morning, that she has done something horribly wrong to it! Congrats must go out, because she still soldiered on and enjoyed her celebration!
- Lack of pizza. Very disappointed that after ordering 16 pizzas, no of which are left here now! I was looking forward to my cold pizza this morning but I was let down!!
- Lack of sleep... Now I piked it, and went to bed at about 1:30 because I have a big two days planned. But that wasn't helped by people cleaning up this morning and banging on my walls, to "clean" them... Ha very funny! Thank you all!
- Cruiser love. Last night continued my love for cruisers, especially Pineapple and Blueberry. They are awesome, mostly because they gave me a green tongue. I didn't have a lot of drinks, because as of late, I'm well and truly over it!
- D&M, thankful to the great D&M's that come out of parties. The person knows who I'm talking about, and I'm very grateful!
Overall, a great time was had! Not really much more to say! Hope you enjoyed...
BTW, each week, I'm gonna have a feature update. The feature update is gonna about something other than myself! I'll still update little posts about whats going on in my life, but the main one will be the feature post! I'll even research for it. I'm trying to cut down on the size of posts, so there will be one big one a week! Look at the "Stay Tuned" section for more info...
Stay tuned: The creation of a mega-bitch!
A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill.
How many life changing experiences can one person have in their lifetime??
Sitting in the car going to work in the morning, I thought about all things I can post about! I know it sounds sad, but at 6am in the morning, your mind tends to wander. So this thought came into my head... as well as many others, which I have saved in my phone, so expect posts later!
Anyway, lots of places, usually camps and holidays, promote their services as a life changing experience. I wanna know, how many times can one person's life be changed in their life time...
At the moment, I've done three things, which have all been marketed as being life changing experiences, and all three have effected my life in some sort of way.
I feel thankfull for all these things, but it makes me question the reasoning behind calling it life changing! Everything that you do in life is bound to change your life in some way, thats why I don't like people saying that it changed your life... I don't know, I'm just rambling on at the moment so I better stop!
Wow! I can't believe I just posted on nothing!! Hope you enjoyed! Send me an e-mail about anything, I'd love to hear what you have to say!
Also, in the last post, it made me look like a total couch potato... I don't watch all those shows, just interested in them... Had to clear that up!
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up.
Filed: serious
Nothing has happened at the moment. Just trying to convince people to start blogging!
SYN is about to enter its final week for the summer grid, so tune into all the shows, I'm sure they are gonna be doing exciting things! Also, next block, I may be hosting a J-Pop show, Tuesday Nights, I'm not sure of the time, 7:30 I think. It's Emlyn's show, so if I'm not on it, you can still listen to him!
Thats about it lately...
Oh, maybe I should mention the fact that at the moment I'm on trial for a full-time job! GO ME!!! But thats only a little thing to worry about! Also, that I'm doing driving lessons, Watch out, Adam Mac is getting behind the wheel and hitting the road! But they are just small minor things
Until next time, keep working, keep partaeing and HAVE FUN!!!
BTW, talking about partaes, it's my sister's 18th on Sat, so expect the post early Sunday morning!
Okay, so the joke is a bit longer than the post, but its really bad, so I had to put it on the site!
Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid in part up front. The man opened up his wallet and displayed the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
Unknown to Artie, the entire proceeding were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.
And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared: "Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway."
I love my television... I have just been sitting and waiting for the ratings season to begin, so I can sit down and relax and watch all my favourite TV shows, and some new ones to begin. In this post, I will update you on my current favs, and ones I'm looking forward to...
Desperate Housewives
Okay, I was addicted to this show before it even started. I read all about it and thought, what a bloody good idea for a show, similar to the show that I have made up, but more on that later! For those who don't know the storyline, you must be living under a rock!, it is about a bunch of housewives who all have secrets to tell, and those secrets are told by another housewife, who killed herself in the first episode!!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 4½ out of 5 remotes
Lost
I was very, very disappointed in this one... I read about it and thought, okay it sounds okay, but it depends on what they do with it. And they did the most disappointing thing.. They look like they are going in a sci-fi sort of storyline, and I'm very angry. I was thinking, if a big dinosaur or a big robot comes out, I'm throwing the remote at the TV! But, I must watch the next couple of episodes, so I can see what the hell it is.
Adam Mac's Verdict: 1½ out of 5 remotes
The Apprentice
An oldy but a goody. It starts tonight, so I'm staying up for it. Always a good show, a show with bitchy backstabbing is always good to me!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 3 out of 5 remotes
X- Factor
I haven't watched it, but read about it and I'm impressed. I was gonna stay away from it, thinking oh my god its another Popstars, but it sounds interesting... So, I'm gonna tune in...
Adam Mac's Verdict: 2½ out of 5 remotes
The Biggest Loser
I love this show, its on at the moment, and I'm turning around going, "What happened?"... A show which mixes Survivor and weight loss is always good. Fat people bitching about fat people... always a winner!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 4 out of 5 remotes
The Amazing Race
Another oldy but a goody. Fantastic show, great concept, but it was hurt by a bad timeslot, GRRR Channel 7, I really wanna be a contestant on this show!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 5 out of 5 remotes
My Restaurant Rules
Even with Dicko, I will still watch this. Not only is Dicko disturbing, but I got in a conversation with someone about how each contestant looks like other contestants in other reality TV shows... Good concept, and it will be better this year, with less renovation shown on telly and more dilemmas and bitchiness to be shown!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 4 out of 5 remotes
Dancing with the Stars
I only caught the end of this last year, but I was quickly addicted. I'm a bit scared with the whole Nicki Webster thing, but that is why remotes are made! Should be a good one to watch!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 2 out of 5 remotes
Survivor
Yet again, another oldy but a goody! After how many seasons and its still going strong!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 5 out of 5 remotes
Big Brother
A definite viewing option. What more can I say!!!
Adam Mac's Verdict: 5 out of 5 remotes
Looking back at this, it looks like I watch a lot of telly, which is true. And it may look like I rushed it, but for the ones that are on all the time, you know how they work. Expect updates, when these shows get interesting, because I like to analyze them, and point out the stupid people!
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.
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I have just discovered a new love, the Thorpedo bottle...
Okay, so when Thorpie brought out a new water, I instantly thought, here we go, another celebrity endorsed crappy product! But I was surprisingly wrong. A fellow workmate recently discovered the bottle and I now know why she was so excited about it.
For starters, the bottles don't drip if you put them upside down. They have this suction thing so it only comes out when you suck on it... So it was great in my softball bag on Saturday, because it didn't leak if the cap came undone. Also, I'm sure that everyone at softball is well and truly over the fact that it doesn't leak, seeing that I thought it was my duty to tell EVERYONE about this cool new bottle!
Thats enough about Thorpedo... Go out and buy the bottle yourself to know what I'm talking about... I recommend the Orange flavour!
A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.
"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."
"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?"
"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
"I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot, I'm bitching, Great Hair, The boys all like to stare"....
Again, not on drugs or alcohol, but excited at the fact that I now own Bring It On on DVD... Now before you start thinking what the hell, let me explain....
There used to be this little thing at my old high school called Rock Eisteddfod. I only did it in my last year, but when I do something I give 110%... I helped with paperwork, built sets at 3am on a Saturday night, rehearsed and danced my arse off. Ever since, I have been thinking about themes for Rocka, for both Secondary and Primary, I also help out at my brother's primary school- my old one!... So one day, I got the idea for a Bring It On theme. So I thought I'd go out and buy it on DVD...
Little did I know, in the whole of Wyndham, Bring It On is no where. Its not at any of the shops at the Werribee Plaza, not at any video stores, to rent or buy, its not anywhere... So I found it increasingly painful to walk into a shop and ask about it, because everyone thought they were being helpful, by saying "Have you tried here?", "Yes, Not there".... I got very sick and tired of the same thing.
Now it wasn't just the fact that I couldn't find it anywhere, but it began to haunt me. No, not nightmares, but everywhere I went, I would see something related to Bring It On... Mainly its sequel, Bring It On Again. For starters, I wasn't even aware that there was a sequel, but it is everywhere. I would look at the spines of DVD's, and see the Bring It On title, and get my hopes up and then be brought back to Earth with a crashing jolt when I saw the word Again! It wasn't only the sequel that haunted me... When I walked into video stores, I would look at the TV and an ad for Kirsten Dunst would be on... and they would talk about her role in Bring It On, and show a bit of it!
But finally, after weeks of searching through discount buckets and endless shelves of DVD's it made an appearance, at Melbourne Central... But one small problem, I had no money, so I had to stand there with it in my hand, put it back and walk away... A very sad day indeed... But today I went back there, found it in my hiding spot, where I left it last time, and bought it! As soon as I got home, it got put in the DVD player and was played for the very first time!
This was just a little saga that all my friends knew about, and found it amusing, so I thought I had better blog it!
Why don't matches play softball?
One strike, and they're out.
Okay, as your reading the title of the post, your probably thinking what the hell is he on, and hopefully Adam Mac hasn't decided to blog when he's drunk AGAIN!
Well, I'm not under the influence, I just thought it would be amusing to add different initials to the end of my name. Like how people have MP at the end of their name. And yes, all these initials have meaning...
I'll let you sit there and think about what all these things mean, and if you want to have a guess, feel free to comment at the end of this post.
Speaking of comments, I recently received one from Bec, about how I don't find them interesting because I never talk about my random adventures at the Tudor. Now for all those people who don't know, the Tudor is a hole. A big black hole full of lots of drunk old people! I have never seen a DJ who looks like she could be my grandmother, or heard one cranking up the Boney M!!! I go there because I know of a couple of people there, and I find it amusing to laugh at everyone!
I usually go on a Friday night every once and a while, and I go with Bec and her brother, Matt. Before we go, I go to their house and we find out what we are going to do for the night. It's always good to have a mission before leaving the house. Last week, it was to find the short haired chick so Bec could bash her.
Now it is also on Friday nights, that I adopt the role of Personal Assistant to the lovely Bec. I pick up my phone and dial her friends, and let them know about the important meetings I have booked in for them. Or in other words, get your arse to the Tudor now! Also when I'm on the phone, I need to be a tad bit bitchy, yes sometimes I can be bitchy!, and I control the conversations. Needless to say that I can't really remember a conversation where I have said "goodbye", a simple hanging up of the phone is enough, isn't it? Also, just because people talk, doesn't mean you have to listen... Just leave the phone on the table when it sounds like they are about to start telling you about their life story, pick it up regularly and say "Really?", "You don't say", "That's unbelievable" and "I agree".
Well, back to last week. Bec was on a mission, and as a dedicated Personal Assistant, I felt that I too would join the mission. So, armed with a photo, I went around asking people if they knew this person. Personally, I would have rathered standing on the table and screamed out... "Has anyone seen a stupid skanky mole with short hair who my friend wants to bash?", but apparently that isn't very good communicational skills and its very embarrassing, for my friends, personally I couldn't give a rat's arse!
Sadly, we didn't find the short haired slut, but there is always next time!
Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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