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WARNING: The following post contains abusive and somewhat psycho methods of taking out band members. Also, C Grade Personality is against animal cruelty!

After seeing a band twice now, I start to question whether or not I can attend again. The drummer is great, the bass guitarist is fucken fantastic, yet they are let down by their vocalist, one in particular, who has been given the nickname "Chipmunk". The other vocalist is somewhat decent, but tends to get a bit too involved in his music and starts to SCREAM!!

Back to Chipmunk, its painful to stand in the crowd of a gig and think of ways in which you can hurt members of the band, to make them stop! So I thought I would list some of them...

• Unplugging his microphone
• Choking him with the cord from his microphone
• Pulling at his guitar so his guitar strap strangles him
• Turning off his microphone
• Throwing my drink on his microphone
• Stealing his microphone
• Snapping one of his strings on his guitar
• Praying the roof will come down on him
• Hoping a drumstick will come loose from the drummers hands and hit him in the back of the head
• Kidnap him and take him off stage
• Hope his bandmates can hear him, and make him no longer sing!

As you can tell, he is quite annoying. But sometimes, a bit tolerable.

Now, in the majority of my posts of late, their has been quite a lot of misunderstanding in the type of person I am becoming. The biggest example is the Valentine's Day post, which apparently made me out to be a cruel heartless bastard. And I'm sure that this post will make me out to be psychotic maniac, who thinks of ways to hurt someone. Just remember that these posts are fun, and not serious, I wouldn't do any of this... Its all fun!

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A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, "How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"