One + 1 = Thr3e

Okay, its February 14th, and that means only one thing... Just another sad reminder that I am single! I don't really care, but I can't believe the effort that people go to for such a manufactured day! $9.20 for a line in the paper... and yet people still spend the money. I do not know why, what if the person doesn't see it... well I guess its the thought that counts! But I suppose that some people want to show they feelings for other people (excuse me while I run to the toilet and vomit!!!)

This is is probably making me sound like a cruel heartless prick, but that's not true. (some people might disagree, screw you!) I have feelings, I just don't think that you should have to show them more on one day than any other day. I show my feelings toward people everyday of the year, not just on the one!

I love it how couples who have been together for awhile, decide not to get each other anything, when you know that they will. What's the point of saying your not going to get each other something, it wouldn't be a surprise if you got something, but it would be one hell of a surprise if you didn't. Just tell people, here we go, another Valentine's Day, time for me to buy you something that you will probably only use once!

Now this might be the sad cynical bitch in me talking, but I don't care. Valentine's Day is HIGHLY over-rated! Just another marketing scheme by big evil corporations, like Hallmark! Damn you Hallmark, don't you get enough money from your birthday cards, get well cards? But you still have to pick on the insecurity of people to make more money!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Anyway, I gotta go, for Valentine's Day, I'm spending it with one of my first loves, the television set! CRAP! Desperate Housewives is starting!

Stay Tuned: The Creation of a Mega-Bitch

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate.