Nothing has happened at the moment. Just trying to convince people to start blogging!
SYN is about to enter its final week for the summer grid, so tune into all the shows, I'm sure they are gonna be doing exciting things! Also, next block, I may be hosting a J-Pop show, Tuesday Nights, I'm not sure of the time, 7:30 I think. It's Emlyn's show, so if I'm not on it, you can still listen to him!
Thats about it lately...
Oh, maybe I should mention the fact that at the moment I'm on trial for a full-time job! GO ME!!! But thats only a little thing to worry about! Also, that I'm doing driving lessons, Watch out, Adam Mac is getting behind the wheel and hitting the road! But they are just small minor things
Until next time, keep working, keep partaeing and HAVE FUN!!!
BTW, talking about partaes, it's my sister's 18th on Sat, so expect the post early Sunday morning!
Okay, so the joke is a bit longer than the post, but its really bad, so I had to put it on the site!
Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid in part up front. The man opened up his wallet and displayed the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
Unknown to Artie, the entire proceeding were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.
And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared: "Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway."
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