One + 1 = Thr3e

I know its tacky, but I was reading through my blog and I wanted to see how much I've changed on my blog!!! I was laughing my arse off at some points, but others brought me to tears, with myself thinking, why?

So I thought I'd put some of the links to my favourite posts!!!

Enjoy the memories!!

Cheers,

New Years Eve 2004/05

My Controversial Acting Debut...

Dentist Dropping Drugs Down Dunny

Meghan B.'s Big Birthday Bash!!! Basically this started the random handstand!!!

The Creation of a Mega-Bitch!

Different Ways to Skin a Chipmunk

The Bitchy Bitch!

Singlitis

Talking about Karma coming back and biting you on the arse!

Where have all the turtles gone???

Scary Cows

Adam Mac: An Outsiders Perspective!!

My New Love!

Anonymous

I'm a bitch...

New Years Eve 2005/2006

They were pretty much my favourites. 16 out of over 100 posts!!!

Happy reading!!!

Hopefully there is still much more better posts to come!

MWAH!

Anyone who knows me knows that I have a serious Big Brother addiction!!! I know its sad, but it gets me through!!! I love every aspect about it, I love (to hate) the housemates, I love the house, I love (to pick on) Gretel, I love Big Brother!!!

A lot of people don't really think that this series will be good, seeing that its like number 1,000,00 or something close to it!! But I beg to differ, with world firsts and lots of everything!!

I have my favourites so far... They are David (Gay cowboy), Karen (Lesbian ?? Mum) and Anna (beautiful bitch), I want at least one of them to win!!! I hope, anyway!!!

I'm at work, so I can't really talk that much.

**Update on the living conditions**

My laptop is going to cost about a grand to fix!!! YAY for that!!! NOT!!! So now I have to save up and just buy a new computer, because thats going to be easier, and more cost effective!!! So hopefully I'll have the internet at home.... SOON!!

OMG!! Got this email from the Skanky one!!! Its simple and causes a lot of laughs!!! Still thinking about whether or not it is really true!!!

It's simple, all you need to do is type into Google your name + "needs", i.e. Adam needs. Then copy the first line that appears in the first website that comes up for me its... But I thought I'd go further than get and get some of my favourite ones!!!

This was my #1 one:

Adam needs extensive counseling for this anger, frustration and depression!!

And here are some others that I found and liked!!!

Adam needs a lot more help than all of us combined could ever give him!
Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate.
Adam needs very firm rules, expectations, limits, and consequences.
Adam needs needs serious help before he snaps.
Adam needs to either stop drinking alltogether or limit the amounts that he drinks.
Adam needs a calm, patient, nurturing, supportive, committed, and active parent.
Adam needs a sidekick.
Adam needs an adoptive family who can provide structure set very firm limits, and remain positive.
Adam needs you just as much as you need Adam.
Adam needs a partner.
Adam needs to read and annotate other explanatory texts to identify paragraph structure and effective conclusions
Folks like Adam need to check more thoroughly which way the wind is blowing.
Adam needs Eve because she fills this void, making him feel complete
Adam needs an operation
Adam needs to remember for a start bicycles generally don't have in built radios
Adam needs a funny girlfriend?
Adam needs to carve out his own path as a player.

See it is fun!!! You should try it if you're bored and then paste them in my comments section!!!!

Love ya all chickens!!!

MWAH!!!

On Sunday, it was so good... The reason why!? Well for the last couple of months, I've been having coffee via the phone!! Now you're probably thinking, what the hell is he talking about... Well, a couple of months ago, my lovely, adorable, blonde bestie Meghan B., took a chance of a lifetime and started travelling all over the big brown land of OZ!!! And before she left, we would do coffee every Sunday. So why should we let a little thing like distance get in the way! :P Hence the reason for the last couple of months, we've been doing coffee on the phone!!!

Our Sundays are always filled with fun, mainly because we are pretty much both hung over at the time and bitch about everything!!! Its one thing that I look forward to each and every week, because yes, I will admit, I may neglect my "straight girlfriends" a little bit, ok maybe a lot! :P I'm looking at changing the amount of time I spend on the scene, and putting that towards seeing more of my girlfriends!!!

Well anyway, this past Sunday, with out regular coffee, we went to McCafe!! For some reason, whenever we go there, they serve Meghan, then they make her drink, all while I'm standing there!!! The give Meghan her drink and then go and do something else, so I am stuck there, standing at the counter with no order placed for my drink!!! It's rather sad, because this has happened more than once, more than twice even!!! GRRRR!!!!

Anyhoo, I wasn't aware that it was common practice for families to all go to Macca's on early Sunday mornings!!! And all of these families have like a million kids!!! They were everywhere!!! It was horrible!! There is only one little kid that I love and that is my sister, even though she woke me up on Sunday morning, after a night of Wine, saying "CHAIR!CHAIR!!" Out really really loud!!!

Anyway, back to Maccas!!! Not only was there a lot of kids, but a lot of mum's who think that they can go on the playground!!! Hello, they have height restrictions for a reason, and they really should have width restricitions, as we were pretty surprised that they didn't get stuck :P

Anyhoo, lunch is almost over, and I need to go!!!

So MWAH!! Love you all, and I'll probably come back later and finish off the story because yes I know I just finished the story out of nowhere!!!

BTW, he Bec A, I don't know if you read this, but I thought I should make some mention of you on here!! Seeing that the only way we have been talking is via email!!!

MWAH!!!

Hugs and kisses

Mister Mac!!!