One + 1 = Thr3e

Well, well, well... After a great day yesterday, today rears its ugly head and all hell breaks loose!

Join me as I look back on what happened today...

• Get a call from work saying that I'm no longer required, and basically to fuck off! Thanks a lot!
• Call university to start course again, apparently I've been terminated from their files and I can't go back.
• Drop in on the high school to discuss Stage Managering the musical and told that I'm no longer needed because they want to give it to a better applicant, but I'm still wanted to build set at 3am in the morning!
• Decide to go cruising in mum's car to chill out, only to crash into a pole, right out the front of the Werribee Police station... Now, no car and no license!!!
• Get home and realize that I locked my keys in my room, and having no other spare set, meant I had to break down my door, which I can't put back up!!
• School holidays start today, to celebrate, the family is going to Queensland, which I'm not allowed to attend because there is no room!!!
• My friend said the best thing for me to do is to colour my hair an outrageous colour, she's a hairdresser... Now, after an hour of cuts and colours, I've got a funny green colour, she tried to bleach it, and a bowl cut!

Think my day could get any worse???? Well think again. After todays events there is only one thing to say:

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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.