Warning: The following post was done while Adam Mac had a bit too much to drink... Please be prepared for typos and random comments!!!
Sorry about the lateness of this post but, i have been out and about last night "researching" for this very blog...
Please note that the introduction week has well and truly been cut short... Tales of late night adventures, drunk and sober, shall replace this... I'm sure you won't mind...
Anyway, back to me eventful Thursday night. As you all know, the lovely band Inferno, which i was a regular band bitch to on Thursday nights, has sadly disbanded, leaving my Thursday night very sad and lonely...
After a couple of hours of late night shopping at the Werribee Plaza, i get a phone call from Meghan B, asked what i was up to tonight. Both me and Skanky Jo wanted to go and play squash, but the squash courts weren't open, so we decided to do the next best thing, and hit the local pubs.
After finding nothing extremely exciting, we decided to go to the local Tavern, were the band used to play. Now a couple of weeks ago, we had all discussed coming back when the band had left and how we would never do it... but, we had to see if anything was happening at the place, so we decided to go anyway... Long story short, the place was a major disappointment... Just goes to show how much of a great band Inferno really are...
Afterwards, we decided to hit the Werribee South beach, a common past-time when we have been quite drunk... It is there that we play on the swings and do very random things... But this time, our trip to the beach was a sober one, and believe it or not, when we are sober, we probably had a lot more fun.
First of all, i was not aware that Werribee South beach carpark is the place to take your "friends" to and steam up the windows, if you know what i mean, wink wink... But as we turned into the carpark, with so many cars with the good old fogged up windows...BTW, sorry for highbeaming you and beeping the horn, it wasn't us, it was the car behind us!!!
But it is also at the Werribee South Beach that we get the name of the title from... As we were sitting in the car, eating our greasy fast food... we noticed a car pull into the carpark. This car then went to the public toilets and then stopped. The guy got and went into the toilet and then walked across the carpark to the pier and stood there for a couple of minutes, got in the car and left.... VERY RANDOM!!!
So, being the investigative type of people that we are, it was my job to investigate the pier to look for all the drugs that we presumed the guy had left... Imaginations run wild when you are sober and had been sitting in a car for about an hour, looking out in the darkness... So, Adam Mac got out of the car, commando rolled...yes, commando rolled up the pier... and proceeded to search the pier high and low!! Under benches, under posts, under the pier... everywhere i could think of! Yet, there were no drugs... We were let down, not let down as in we didn't have any drugs, but disappointed that our theories had been proven wrong!
So, us three sober sad little kiddies, decided to pack it in and go home... This is were the fun starts... On the way home, about two minutes from the beach, we saw the same car that was at the pier in a driveway... Which made us think, why did that car go to the public toilet when he lived so close... It began to seriously freak us out... And as great bloggers, the first thing that came to Meghan B.'s and myself's mind was, what titles can we post this under!! Alliteration was the key with this post, but asked why i chose the word dentists, well it was because it was so dark and we couldn't see his face, can you can't see any dentist's face!!! Yes, it was funny in the car...
Also i must apologies and explain this post.... This post started on the 8th of Jan., when i was drunk and only finished now, because i only just got the time... Sorry again!! Over the next week you WILL hear about Meghan B.'s birthday bash, Sunday's Geelong graveyard, Spy Lounge Sat!, It's All Happening Friday, and my other friend's partae!!! So stay tuned!!!
Two chickens were chatting around the coop. "That big rooster next door made a pass at me!" one exclaimed.
"Really? Did you provoke him?"
"Well, I egged him on a little."
Filed: Drunk