OMG!! Got this email from the Skanky one!!! Its simple and causes a lot of laughs!!! Still thinking about whether or not it is really true!!!

It's simple, all you need to do is type into Google your name + "needs", i.e. Adam needs. Then copy the first line that appears in the first website that comes up for me its... But I thought I'd go further than get and get some of my favourite ones!!!

This was my #1 one:

Adam needs extensive counseling for this anger, frustration and depression!!

And here are some others that I found and liked!!!

Adam needs a lot more help than all of us combined could ever give him!
Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate.
Adam needs very firm rules, expectations, limits, and consequences.
Adam needs needs serious help before he snaps.
Adam needs to either stop drinking alltogether or limit the amounts that he drinks.
Adam needs a calm, patient, nurturing, supportive, committed, and active parent.
Adam needs a sidekick.
Adam needs an adoptive family who can provide structure set very firm limits, and remain positive.
Adam needs you just as much as you need Adam.
Adam needs a partner.
Adam needs to read and annotate other explanatory texts to identify paragraph structure and effective conclusions
Folks like Adam need to check more thoroughly which way the wind is blowing.
Adam needs Eve because she fills this void, making him feel complete
Adam needs an operation
Adam needs to remember for a start bicycles generally don't have in built radios
Adam needs a funny girlfriend?
Adam needs to carve out his own path as a player.

See it is fun!!! You should try it if you're bored and then paste them in my comments section!!!!

Love ya all chickens!!!

MWAH!!!

1 Comment:

  1. Dale said...
    Dale needs to patiently explain this behavior and the problems it is creating to Barry and Joan in a calm, non-confrontational manner.

    Dale needs the work, and if there's one thing he's good at, it's killing things.

    Notice that Dale needs supervision by the graduate students.

    Dale needs a price for this 6x6.

    Dale needs to be recognized by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    Dale needs to be more careful with his language.

    Dale needs to have a bomb put in his car

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    Dale needs music the way most people need food

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