One + 1 = Thr3e

If I see another I'm going to die! Plain and simple... They are pure evil, they are a product crafted by the hands of satan himself! Why have I developed this pure hatred towards some cheap little plastic pieces of shit??? Let me explain....

After neglecting my Fuse duties for the last couple of weeks, you know, turning up, being in the crowd and dancing like a fool, I thought we better go back and say "Hi!", so we did... Anyway, it gave me something to do on the weekend, and I had to go because I promised Meghan B., well not promised Meghan, but had to go because I didn't see her cheerlead, but that's not my fault, just coz other people had other things to do, and couldn't go with me, and I couldn't go by myself, could I??? Sorry about that little rant, but it had to happen!!! Noone loves me!! Its very depressing when I call lots of different people and noone was available... I need more friends!!!

Anyway, back to the main topic... Hats, little annoying things that I wanna step on over and over again, and then set fire to them and watch them BURN!!!!!! <> ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ok, so maybe I should explain the whole hat thing... Well as you know, or as you now know, Fuse play at Bridies every Saturday night, and Bridies being a pub attracts a lot of different crowds... Last night, it was the to be the concluding pub of a pub crawl called Red Hats, or something like that. We were basically looking at approximately shit loads of drunk people wearing little red hats, dancing aggressively and drinking heaps!!! So basically, they were all shit faced, thought they were top shit and basically wanted total domination of the pub, but alas, Meghan B. and myself couldn't let that happen, because well, we were there, and noone upstages us!!!!

So we managed to find our way to the front, with a little help of the bass guitarist and well danced where we normally danced, which will be explained in a later post "Guide to Pub etiquette". But we had all the people dancing around us... So we coped faces full of hats, hats flying in faces, hats on the ground, people dropping drinks on people's feet, people smashing glasses on the ground, lots of fun had by all...

Anyway, it was these annoying hats that just kept interrupting me night, to the extent that I wanted to hurt everyone wearing one!!! I know it sounds bad, but come on.... They were ANNOYING!!!

But all in all, I had fun, as I do everytime I see Fuse, would I go if I didn't???

Adam Mac
Fuse enthusiast