One + 1 = Thr3e

I need help! Usually I'm not the first one to stand up and say that I need help, but its starting to hit me pretty hard. And for all those people at work, its not because I resigned, its for more reasons than that, that I can cope with.

You see, over the past couple of months, I must admit, I have changed... For the best, or maybe for the worst, I am not sure. My circle of friends, social hangouts, and likes and dislikes are changing, I will admit that. But the only reason why this is happened, is because I'm growing up, trying to be more mature, trying to get an understanding on life!

Now I've mentioned a dilemma, and that I need help. But I've also mentioned that I have a new circle of friends. Doesn't this mean I have people to go to... Well, not exactly. You see, I'm having dilemmas, with both aspects of my life, with both groups of friends. And its hard to go to one group for advice and then the other for advice as well. And its even harder when one group doesn't really care or understand, so they can't really give advice!

Now this one may seem a bit confusing to some, to others it might be as clear as rain... I'm sorry to those confused, but this is a way to get some of these feelings out!

There are some people in my life, one in particular lately, who I will turn to with anything, well say anything random too... you know who you are, and I must thank you... Because you have stood by me, through this whole stage of my life! And because of that, I would consider you to be one of my best friends. Other people who I thought I could turn to, have turned away, or not fully understood what I'm trying to say. And people may see me turning into a bitch around certain people, or may even blog about it, but if you don't understand the story behind, please stay out of it... This is something which other people shouldn't get involved in...

As for my dilemma??? Well what do I do?? At the moment, I'm thinking of starting a new blog, a diary blog so to speak... I won't link to it, and if other people come across, feel free to read it, but please don't let others know about it, or link to it. As it is a secret diary, please have respect...

I think that if I do this, I will be able to talk freely about anything, and have total random people read it, and it will hopefully take a load of my back!!!

Adam Mac

Before I start talking about my camping trip... I have a little comment to make... Anonymous, you gutless wonder. Whoever you are, grow some balls and leave a name, you wanna leave comments like that, your a fuckhead! Well you could hope that I was bitten by a snake, but sadly I wasn't... I'm back, and your gonna have to put up with my posts again! If you don't like it... fuck off!

Now that thats out of the way... I'M BACK!!! I know I was only gone for a night, but I got back now, and thought, I have to post.. Think of all the people out there, who probably think something is wrong with me! Who am I kidding, no-one would think that... No-one loves me!! **Sob, Sob** This post was supposed to come out last night, but I only have finished it, so its coming out today!

The trip was fun, I had a bloody brilliant time. Left my house at about 11:00, and proceeded along the Great Ocean Road, till we got to Blanket Bay, where we set-up camp! The Great Ocean Road was awesome. I've never been there before and to be able to drive it was just breathtaking! I loved being able to go from overlooking the cliffs towards the ocean, and then a couple of k's later being in the middle of the forest... It was awesome. The views were spectacular, even if I only got to see them for a second- I had to keep my eyes on the road!! The weather was a bit windy, so the waves were up and smashing into the rocks, I love the ocean. But the sun was out as well, and when we were going through the forest, the sun was filtering in... awesome!

Camping was also fun. The place where we camped, if you stood up you could walk to the beach, and it was like a five second walk to the beach. It wasn't really a beach, but it was more of a rock pool thing, coz there wasn't a lot of sand. The changes in the tides were amazing, to see how at one point of the day, its only water, and then at a different time, you can walk out on the rocks for about a hundred metres. And then there was the time on Sunday morning when Ben came up from the water, and only the front half of him was wet! When we asked what happened, he said he was standing on the rocks, and we turned around, when he looked back, he said there was a massive wave and it reached over his head!! We thought it was funny, well Timmy C and I thought it was funny until we, ourselves got wet! We were standing on the rocks, and we dared each other to stay there... and well we did! It was only the bottom of our legs that got wet, but it was funny!

We also went to the Thunder Caves, and the Blowhole, which were equally impressive... Being able to see waves smash against rocks and go up in the water, higher then the cliffs and cover the entrance to the caves, only being able to see white mist... It was brilliant!

Overall, the trip was brilliant! I had an awesome time! And can't wait to go camping again soon...

Adam Mac

Last night was fun, I got my taste for theatre back, and with it, a bit of my inner bitchiness has returned!!! I forgot how much having a conversation about scripts, casts and LX's released the inner bitch! The witty comments were flying out faster then Superman, and the rebuttals were just as quick. Never, ever would I thought that discussion regarding the Flintstones could be so much fun... and sexual!?!

That's right, or well maybe not sexual but raunchy!! It was quite amusing actually, to be able to think of so many things that have happened on the Flintstones and then be able to turn the characters into sexual deviants!!! Maybe not so much amusing, but awesomely fun!! For example in one scene we have to strike some rocks out of a quarry set, which means we have to get the rocks off-stage, so the first thing that was said, was "Where do we get our rocks off again??" How funny! At least we thought it was!

Why am I talking about the Flintstones?? Well, I'm crewing at the National State Theatre, looking after OP!, thats Stage Right for non-musical people!! And we had our first serious breifing, at the pub! Yes, I also found it amusing that we had a "serious" meeting at the pub!! I didn't drink.. I'm a good little boy!! Well maybe not a boy and maybe not little, I'm gonna be 20 in a month and a bit!!! How scary!!!

God I'm getting off the topic tonight!! Maybe its coz of the little sleep or maybe its because I've had a massive day today??

Flintstones... Well we went through all the things that I have to do... All the costumes (or should I say costume) that I get to wear! Talking about cast members, then moving on the other musical that we work on... It was a nice fun random evening...

Wanna know something else that is random?? Well, Adam Mac resigned today, so today was his last day! I know, how random!!! Can you believe it??

Anyway, got things to do, people to see... So, come back tomorrow, there might be another post, or their might not be one, coz I might be camping, whats with the random comments tonight?!?, yes, you read right! CAMPING!!! Fun!!!

Cheerio
ΔĐÃм ΜªČ

Tired and can't be bothered writing a full on post, so I'm copying this e-mail I received at work today! It's one which revolves thinking, which you probably aren't used to doing it here at C Grade Personality, but its time to stop exercising the mouth, from all you laughter!, and exercise the brain!!

Here is the real story to lighten the Budget discussion! You've heard the cry in the last 5 or 6 days from across Australia: "It's just a tax cut for the rich!", and it is accepted as fact. But what does that really mean? The following explanation may help.

Suppose that every night, 10 men go out for dinner at La Porchetta's.The bill for all 10 comes to $100. They decided to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, and it went like this:

* The first four men (the poorest) paid nothing.
* The fifth paid $1.
* The sixth $3.
* The seventh $7.
* The eighth $12.
* The ninth $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) paid $59.

All 10 were quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner said:

"Since you are all such good customers, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20." So now dinner for the 10 only cost $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

The first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free.

But how should the other six, the paying customers, divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share"?

They realised that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth and sixth men would each end up being paid to eat. The restaurateur suggested reducing each man's bill by roughly the same percentage, thus:

* The fifth man paid nothing (like the first four) instead of $1(100% saving).
* The sixth paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
* The seventh paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
* The eighth paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
* The ninth paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
* The tenth paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off, and the first four continued to eat for free, as now did the fifth - but outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man "but he got $10!"

"That's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too.It's unfair that he got ten times more than me!"

"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner. The nine sat down and ate without him, but when they came to pay the bill, they discovered that they didn't have enough money between all of them to meet even half of the bill!

That, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, special interest whingers is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

There you go, what did you think???

Till next time,

Adam Mac
Future Accountant!

Well as promised, here is my post about my drunken Saturday night... In a way Timmotheus is right, the reason I was avoiding this post is because, well I can't remember a lot of it!

Anyway, I knew I was in for a big night, when my pre-drinks consisted of 4 Smirnoffs... They were fun! But we were at a mates place before we went out, and I always have fun there, even though I've only been there three times... They are still fun!!!

The car ride to the club was eventful... I remember crying out for more smirnoff, dancing and singing to the spice girls and other various tragic pop hits, thanks Timmotheus... then finally arriving at the place...

Paid the cover charge to get in, got a Smirnoff, with red stuff in it!! Yummmm.... Started on my Chupa Chup, which apparently I dropped??? I can't remember that... Showing people my talents with a Chupa Chup!! Bugger, my hidden talent is no longer hidden... I was very proud of the fact that I can turn a Chupa Chup around in my mouth, using only my tongue!! More Smirnoff, a couple of shots of sambuca, a massively long D&M on the couches... What else... I then remember walking to the car, the car ride home was fun!, then going back to our mates place, not going inside, or well going inside for a couple of minutes and then staggering back to the comfortable back seat of the car... Then having Timmotheus ask me where his car keys are, and me looking in the back seat for them, only to find them in my pocket... Going home, then waking up and going to the zoo...

As you can see it wasn't that eventful, well it was eventful, but I consider this blog to be G rated! Maybe even PG??

Moving right along shall we??? Lets move to this weekend... I had no plans, notice the "had"... I get home tonight and in the mail, I got a letter from the Spy Lounge, saying I'm invited to a VIP Party... **Adam Mac puts on his C Grade Celebrity hat and struts around the room** Anyway, its this Saturday, and I only have a ticket for myself and a guest! But the ticket includes FREE beer and champagne from 9-11pm!!! The only dilemma, who do I take?? And how do I choose... Maybe I will take applications, the best one wins... I'll take them in the form of comments or emails... my email address is adam_jmac@hotmail.com So, get those applications cracking, whoever impresses me the most or promises the most un-G-rated action, can join me!! Better yet, if I'm that impressed, I'll give you the ticket and you can take someone else, seeing that noone will wanna go with me!!! **Sob, sob**

Till my next drunken adventure,

Cheers
ΔĐÃм ΜªČ

This is the post that was supposed to happen yesterday, but I couldn't be bothered, so your getting it today! Now, lets address the first thing that you are all thinking... Turtles??? I went to the zoo yesterday... Sorry to disappoint all of you who thought this was the drunken post, and that I was looking for some imaginary turtles... the turtles are real- or so I was told!!

I was at the zoo with family, to celebrate my grandma's birthday, and what better way to celebrate then a picnic at the zoo!! But it was quite a different experience, because I couldn't remember the Melbourne Zoo, coz the last time I was there, I was only in prep, so it had been a while!

The day started with mum waking me up and saying you have ten minutes before you leave, as you are all aware, Adam Mac had a big night Saturday night, but I'll fill you in on that later... hahaha you have to read more!!! I had to drive my car, because the other car was full.. that was a big mistake!!! I swear to god, if I had of been pulled over, I would have blown over 0.05, but I was feeling fine, not much of a hangover!! I may have looked worse, but I felt ok!!

We got to the zoo, and then had to wait outside the entrance till everyone else arrived... And it was here that I made a massive discovery!! The signs that say what you can and can't bring into the zoo, held really important information! Like no dogs, thanks Fiona for saying that I'm not allowed in anymore!! I love you too... and that you can't bring in balloons or whistles!! I know, how rude, so Adam Mac had to walk back to the car, untie the big animal balloons from my wrists and put them back in my car. Then take the three fluro coloured whistles from around my neck and put them in the glove box... I was shattered!!! Then make the sad trip back to the zoo and enter balloonless and whistleless.... Sigh!!!

Upon entering the zoo, I was amazed to see how many people were there... I shoud've realised this when I had to park at the back of the zoo because all the front car parks were full. But it was when we entered the park and heard a noise, which made me turn to my aunty fiona and almost begin to cry!!! It was the joyous sound of a whistle being blown... Yes, I heard right, a whistle!! And upon closer inspection of where the noise came from, it was being emitted from the mouth of a young child, and guess what they had in their hands??? You guessed right, a bloody balloon...

Thats right, the little pieces of shit, had smuggled in some balloons, blown them up and proceeded to play with them, just to piss me off! Because they knew, I had a giraffe balloon, floating in my car!! And they fact they were blowing whistles, just proves to the world what a horrible bunch of kids are being brought up in the world! Harsh I hear you say?? What?? These kids weren't just breaking one rule, not two, but two at the same time, little rebels!!! It was seeing this, that inspired me to think of my future career!! These kids needed to be taught a lesson, and who better then yours truly to teach them!!!

So I'll fill you in on my future aspirations... The only way to describe this career, is probably law enforcer, or something like that... Basically my job would be to go around and POP all the little kids balloons, and then blow a whistle in their ears... Then maybe they might get the message... but thats not all... Why stop there at tormenting the kids, why not leave an everlasting message of fear in their minds... How to do this?? Simple, get dressed in a clown's costume and chase them down first!! That could work!! Then I'm thinking that I'll make my getaway on a bike of some sort, or maybe a lion, either could work!!

Well after contemplating my future as child tormenter, we decided to see the animals, yes we went to the zoo, what else is there to do?? The animals were fun, I enjoyed paying them out!!

I was having fun until I reached a lake, filled with ducks, monkeys- on an island thing, birds, and turtles, apparently!!! I want to know whose bright idea it was to stick turtles in a massive lake thing.. Isn't it the point of the zoo to go laugh and point at the animals on display!! Not to let them be able to hide in a massive lake?? And why put up little signs saying that they are there if you can't see them... False advertising!!! I refused to leave until I saw a turtle, and if I wasn't scared of the dark I would probably be there still!! Only joking! But seriously, I would still be there!! Then going to the reptile house, we got to see turtles, but they weren't the right size and they didn't have long necks, as promised on the sign at the lake!!

There were a couple of other things I noticed at the zoo that were a little suss...

• I had the urge to let the people who work at the zoo know, that some of the animals had escaped and were harassing the members of the viewing public, but refrained, because I thought that it was funny to see a bunch of runaway seagulls being chased down by a kid blowing a whistle- little rebel, breaking the rules again!! But I suppose he must have learnt it from his parents, because they clearly couldn't read the sign saying "Do not feed the animals", hello, seagulls are animals... Just because they've escaped from their enclosure doesn't mean they are free from the rules!!
• Clearly the grass in the lion's enclosure was far too long. I wanted someone to get in there and mow it right away! Surely they could have got a work experience boy, strapped some meat to him and let him mow the grass, charge admission and they'd be laughing!! Well, I'm sure I would be anyway!!
• And the tiger being introduced, when clearly there was no tiger in the enclosure, only some boring guy talk! I was expecting to see the Tiger Enclosure, not the boring-man-who-talks-a-hell-of-a-lot-shit enclosure! If I wanted to see the boring-man-who-talks-a-hell-of-a-lot-shit enclosure, I would have gone to uni!
• Why make the Reptile enclosure round, surely I'm not the only one who kept walking, and thought I had already seen these animals!! How about a little bit of signage people!!!

Overall the trip was fun, and enjoyable, it was a great way for me to release my inner-bitch for a couple of hours!!

This post has gone on for quite some time, so I'll think I'll leave Saturdays tales to tomorrow posts, be sure to read tomorrow!!

Until next time my little chickens, kept blowing those whistles!!!

Adam Mac
Future Law Enforcer!

I have stolen this from Kasia's blog, coz I thought it might entertain you all, a big post is coming soon!! I promise

Copy and paste into your blog. Highlight the statements which are true.

001. I miss somebody right now. ==> I miss someone all the time!
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives. ==>YUCK!!!
004. I love sleeping. ==> Even though I don't do it much!
005. I own lots of books/magazines
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games. ==> I'm a nerd!!
008. I've tried marijuana.
009. I've watched porn movies. ==> Who hasn't??
010. I have been in a threesome. ==> I can't get one person, let alone two at the same time!
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. ==> Apparently I've been clingy??
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have freckle free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently. ==> Lately, anyway!
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ==> You can't imagine how much!
017. I have a hobby. ==> Many
018. I've been told I have a nice butt ==> Many times!!
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ==> ???
023. I love rain. ==> "Singing in the rain!"
024. I'm paranoid at times. ==> All the time!
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. ==> Many things to change!
026. I need money right now. ==> Never have too much money
027. I love sushi. ==> Chicken Teriyaki from Melbourne Central
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. ==> All the time
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. ==> No answer unless I know who it is!
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic. ==>Always
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be illegal.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I'm popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone. ==> look at my phone bill!
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my blog! ==> You all should be!
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer. ==> HaHaHa!!
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a mobile. ==> look at number 51!!
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future either adopted/blood related
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I'm not allergic to anything deadly
076. I love Thirsty Merc!

Comment away... Did you learn something new??

Adam Mac
Letting the world know everything about me-How stupid!!

What are the three C's?? Well before I tell you, let me tell you about what I'm doing tonight! I'm getting shit-faced, wasted, drunk, off my nut... you get the drift! I haven't been drunk since I got my P's, hell it was even before that! But when I look back at what happened last time when I got drunk, its not a pretty story! But I'll tell it here anyway...

The place: Lamby's Geelong. The reason: seeing Meghan's ex in a coverband called PFP. The company: Meghan, Boy, Daniel, Luke, Myself. The outcome: Vomit!! I know, how wrong and I felt bad that it was in front of Boy, but it was outside the establishment and around the corner, so give me some credit! I was drinking far too much, and far too quickly, but I love my scotch and coke, and well, it was tasting so nice!!!

There has only ever been one other time apart from this when I have been so drunk that I vomited! But that involved a spa, a cast of drunks, so many different kinds of drinks, and a lot of VB!! And that wasn't a very memorable occasion either... hang on, the last couple of times that I have gotten drunk, I haven't had much fun! But hopefully tonight will be different... HOPEFULLY!!!

So what are the three C's??? Cruisers, Cowboys and Champange! Each has its own little place in the land of Adam Mac.

Cruisers

The main drink of choice, preferably Pineapple, yummmm! I like them because they are in bottles, and you can dance on the dance floor and have them at the same time!! Also because they are nice!!!

Cowboys

The infamous shots that everyone loves, just a reason to quicken the process of getting drunk. I fell in love with these when I learnt to make them, which I'm a pro at by the way!!! And because I know how to make them, I not a fan of the premixed version!!!

Champagne

The more sophisticated drink choice of Adam Mac. Usually reserved for cast parties and more mature social gatherings, but I'm a major fan of the Pink version!!! Champagne is fun!!

So there are my three C's, I do drink other things but they are the main ones!!!

Expect maybe a drunken post tonight, or a hung over post tomorrow!!

BTW I'm going to the zoo tomorrow... And my mum was like, don't get too drunk, you have to drive!! I love my mum!!!

BTW (again) Dee, if you don't go tonight... I'll never leave Love post-it notes on your window again!!

Cheers,

Adam Mac

No, this is not going to be some passionate post, but the title refers to INFERNO!! One of the greatest coverbands of all time! Coz they are coming back to Werribee, on a Thursday... Its all quite exciting!!

But must say that on Fridays, Adam Mac is gonna be fucked! Why? Because, Adam Mac will now go out every Thursday, but he already goes out every Wednesday, and I have to keep both of these parts of my life alive, coz if I lose one, I reject my present self, and if I lose the other, I lose my past! Why the riddles?? You will find out soon enough!

Adam Mac

Over the weekend, I was feeling severly un-loved.. Why? Well Adam Mac, was sending messages on his phone, but none of his friends were replying... They were ignoring me... or so I thought!

While sitting in the car on the way to work at some ungodly hour, yes people, others are up at 6:00... I started recieving messages, straight after one another... and I was like, okay, someone has forgotten to lock their phone, and seeing that I was lucky enough to be born with a name starting with the letter "A", and being at the top of everyone's lists, I tend to get lots of blank messages... but enough with that little rant... I was shocked to see all these messages... But it didn't stop there...

All day, I kept getting messages and I started to feel really bad, coz I wasn't replying to people when they sent me a message, but the weird thing was the order I was getting the messages, as in, there was none! I was getting messages that people wrote on Sunday, then on Friday, then Sunday, then Saturday.... you get the drift...

So if I didn't reply to any of your messages, I wasn't ignoring... you were ignoring me... only joking... and if you didn't send me a message on the weekend... I don't like you anymore...

SPECIAL MESSAGE:
I left a message on your computer screen, but I'll say it here again:
DEE!! If you ever, ever leave work without saying goodbye again, I will personally drop a house on you! And I'll never make you a coffee, or pull your job bags, that sounds funny!, again... Only Szannes'!!! And Szanne will become my new favourite!!!

Love Ya All, Even you DEE!!

Adam Mac

OMG!!! What a pisser! I couldn't stop laughing when I read the comment on my blog from the party enthusiast that the people around me at work think I'm crazy... Well, its confirmed to them the fact that I'm crazy, what with the nail polish, blonde hair, bracelets, spontaneous bursts of laughter, severe bitchy attitude... Need I go on??

But after reading the comment, and reading LouLou's blog regarding Werribee, it got me thinking... do I really enjoy Werribee?? Am I meant to be here?? The answer... Hell No! What must happen??? I must leave this place...

Now I don't wanna discredit Werribee in anyway, seeing that yes I was born here and no I don't want to die here, how bad would that be, to have never lived outside the place you were born... again not discrediting people who have never lived outside the place they were born, but come on...

OMG!! I have to make a quick apology... While trying to do my post, I'm chatting to Skanky Jo on MSN, and haven't properly spoken to her since the weekend, and a lot of stuff happened on the weekend, so every time a conversation is started, I'm like "OMG....., OMG....". Very random, but a hell of a lot of fun!!!

Wow, that was also random, better apologise to all of you as well.... SORRY!!!

OMG!!! I couldn't believe that I forget to mention on the last post about my nails, and had to enter it in as a comment, so I figured I should talk about it here... I have two black nails... Yes, that is correct, two, count them 1, 2, nails... The ones of the ends of my hands, aka Pinkies, and they have been that way for about a day and a half, and I'm loving the comments I'm receiving, mainly "WHY??"... But they look ok?? I guess, not something permanent, but for a fun change... You may notice that over the next couple of weeks, Adam Mac will be going through a couple of "fun" changes.... Hence the reason I'm adopting the phase W.I.T. .... some of you know what it means!!!

WOW!! Just like the random comments on MSN, things conversation is turning quite random... But anyway, back to the main topic, me leaving Werribee... I really need to do it!! I need to get away, be my own person, be able to explore my true identity, I was gonna use explore myself for that, but figured all you people out there are so dirty minded you read it the wrong way, so naaaaaa.... I used better terms!!! I've found that owning my own car has let me be more adventurous, so I wanna take the next step, hopefully I don't fall on my arse in the process... but I've got enough people around me that love me to help me up... I hope anyway... **teary moment**

Anyhoo, tell next time chickens, probably tomorrow...

Love Ya
Adam "W.I.T." Mac

If I see another I'm going to die! Plain and simple... They are pure evil, they are a product crafted by the hands of satan himself! Why have I developed this pure hatred towards some cheap little plastic pieces of shit??? Let me explain....

After neglecting my Fuse duties for the last couple of weeks, you know, turning up, being in the crowd and dancing like a fool, I thought we better go back and say "Hi!", so we did... Anyway, it gave me something to do on the weekend, and I had to go because I promised Meghan B., well not promised Meghan, but had to go because I didn't see her cheerlead, but that's not my fault, just coz other people had other things to do, and couldn't go with me, and I couldn't go by myself, could I??? Sorry about that little rant, but it had to happen!!! Noone loves me!! Its very depressing when I call lots of different people and noone was available... I need more friends!!!

Anyway, back to the main topic... Hats, little annoying things that I wanna step on over and over again, and then set fire to them and watch them BURN!!!!!! <> ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ok, so maybe I should explain the whole hat thing... Well as you know, or as you now know, Fuse play at Bridies every Saturday night, and Bridies being a pub attracts a lot of different crowds... Last night, it was the to be the concluding pub of a pub crawl called Red Hats, or something like that. We were basically looking at approximately shit loads of drunk people wearing little red hats, dancing aggressively and drinking heaps!!! So basically, they were all shit faced, thought they were top shit and basically wanted total domination of the pub, but alas, Meghan B. and myself couldn't let that happen, because well, we were there, and noone upstages us!!!!

So we managed to find our way to the front, with a little help of the bass guitarist and well danced where we normally danced, which will be explained in a later post "Guide to Pub etiquette". But we had all the people dancing around us... So we coped faces full of hats, hats flying in faces, hats on the ground, people dropping drinks on people's feet, people smashing glasses on the ground, lots of fun had by all...

Anyway, it was these annoying hats that just kept interrupting me night, to the extent that I wanted to hurt everyone wearing one!!! I know it sounds bad, but come on.... They were ANNOYING!!!

But all in all, I had fun, as I do everytime I see Fuse, would I go if I didn't???

Adam Mac
Fuse enthusiast

OMG!!! I have nothing planned for this weekend... I think it is the first time that I've got nothing to do... It is extremely depressing! But I figure I can just catch up on a bit of lost sleep, and party on down next week, and seeing that I'm not feeling the greatest, maybe its a good idea to have a nice quiet one!

So Adam Mac is officially doing nothing this weekend!

GOOD LUCK TIMMOTHEUS!!!

Thought I better mention that!!!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept!

Im so gonna cry!! I was sitting here typing a kick arse post, as all my posts are, and what happens, I come back and half of the post was gone!! Just gone!! And it was a massive post, so I've decided not to do that now, and just bitch about how crappy my last couple of weeks have been!!

Well they haven't been that crappy, but still I can say what I want!! I'm sick today, so give me some credit!! I just wanna go and get better straight away and I'll be happy!!!

Last weekend was fun, I drank for the first time since I got my P's, I didn't get drunk, but I still had a bit of fun!!!

What else has been happening??? Nothing really... So, I'm gonna leave this post by itself!!

Night Chickens...

BTW, I've stopped the poll, it was on 50/50, so I figured that it was now a good time to stop!!

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?
Because two Eds are better than one.

Seeing that its become such a big thing, no thanks to LouLou, I thought it was time toclean my room... Bit scary, seeing that I couldn't see my floor, but alas, after a full day and a couple of preperation days, where I mainly sat on my bed and thought "Why did I leave it to get to this?", and "Where do I start?", its all done now!!!

So tours of Adam Mac's room have started and will continue until people don't want to come in anymore!! You have a couple of options on your tour, you can do the quick five second one- Here's the door, bed, desk, now leave. Or you can take the spiritual tour- Here is the door, crafted by hand by Anciet Egyptians, then passed down generation to generation... Please note that the second tour could last awhile and may require the visitors to stay the night, but stress less, I have a double bed so there is enough room for everyone...

Now, maybe I should fill you in on the trials and tribulations of the clean, first there was the mess, and then there was the destruction of things, or the self-destruction of things when I tried to move them... Lots of fun!!! You should have heard me cursing all bloody day!

Why the sudden urge to clean my room you may ask? Well, I figured I was reaching my 20th birthday, and thought I'd give myself a little treat and clean my room, then there is also the thought of having people over, and you can't invite people over to a dirty room, can you? Unless they enjoy trekking through your piles of clothes and rubbish to make it in...

But, I like my new room, yet I'm thinking of giving it a paint job.. maybe to match my hair... Now some of you may be thinking, OMG!!! Adam Mac is going through a slight re-creation... well this is probably true. Sick and tired of being single, and who knows, maybe one day, someone will be able to cure my singlitis...

Till tomorrow, stress less, and remember I love you!

Adam Mac

La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaa

Howdy peeps, how you all going??

Just a quick one letting you know I'm all alive... Big week planned for C Grade Personality this week.. you'll have movie reviews, guides, and best of all, bloody good bitch sessions!!!

So stay tuned this week for lots and lots of fun!!!

Cheers,
Adam Mac

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
They both have collar ID.

What were you doing on Saturday Night?? Between the ungodly hours of 2am-7am??? I know what I was doing... a graveyard with Timmotheus.

Our goal, to bring back tragic pop to all our loyal listeners, to teach the youth of today the importance of a bit of Britney, Spice Girls, and Daphne and Celeste! Did it work?? Well, there is only one way to tell.... by listening!!!

For a first show, we got a great response from the people of Melbourne, especially Dan, ringing with all his requests. We were quite surprised at how many people enjoy a bit of tragic pop!

So, what is "The Attack Of The Show" all about??? Well, obviously its full to the brim with tragic pop, then theres the Totally Sad Random SYN Dating Bucket of FUN!! But don't forgot the helpful guides- How to become your favourite celebrity- which was the adorable Paris Hilton this week, everyone loves Paris!!, and the guide to picking up on a low budget! Also had "Attack of the Covers", where we play the original and you have to try and guess what the cover is. And lots more!!! Then to settle you into your beds from 6am-7am, we crank out the ballads, a nice little way to tuck you into bed!!

So, stay tuned for the next "Attack Of The Show- with Adam Mac & Timmotheus". Hitting SYN 9-0-7 soon....

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On a different note, Adam Mac is getting extremely mixed reviews regarding the hair, so he is setting up a poll on this site, for you out there to vote!!! So, please vote, and let me know what you think...

Cheers,
Adam "Love Ya All- Maybe Not You" Mac

R. Boles was an amazing man. Every day, he would climb a palm tree and fly it to work. Word got to the military about the abilities of this man. They brought him to the base to see if the rumors were true and if his abilities might be used. The man was worried because he could see no palm trees. But nobody would listen. They told him, "Trees is trees, right?"
Anyway, they brought him to the general, who wanted him to demonstrate what he could do. He said, "But sir, this is an elm tree."
But the general snarled back, "Trees is trees, right? Now get in that tree, and fly."
The man climbed the tree and tried to fly it. He tried and tried again, but the tree wooden even budge. The general got impatient. "What's the matter, son? Can't you fly trees?"
"Sir, that's what I've been trying to tell everyone. I'm a palm pilot!"

For those who don't know, Adam Mac has gone blonde... Not blonde all over but plantium blonde tips all over my head! Bit scared at first, but must say that they turned out awesomely!!! Well, thats what I think and a couple of my friends agree, therefore it is good!!

But now the imposing question... do blondes have more fun??? Well, I've been blonde for the last 46 hours, and I think I must say that they do!

At the moment, going into talks with my dad over the whole internet thing... wish me luck! Maybe next time you'll be speaking to me on MSN?? You never know!!

Next Post... "The Attack of The Show- with Adam Mac & Timmotheus"

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?
Shore.