One + 1 = Thr3e

Today has been a mammoth day!!! Lets go over what happened today:

• Driving lesson
• Driving test
• Going to the supermarket to get my P-plates
• Driving mum and keeley to grandmas house
• Driving mum to work
• Driving to my friends work
• Driving around the suburbs
• Driving to Maccas for lunch
• Picking up mum and taking her to grandma's for lunch
• Taking mum back to work
• Taking my sister to work
• Going to musical rehearsals
• Taking Peter to my friends work, and then to my friends house
• Picking up mum from work
• Picking up my sister from work

That was it! Lots of fun, and 150 k's later, I'm here typing to you guys!

Till next time, watch out for the green hyundai!!!

What did the outlet say to the cord?
Socket to me, baby.

Yes, I am now allowed to drive by myself!!! Can you believe??? I know I sure as hell can't! I think I've used up all my 783 Karma points. Not only did I get a route, ha that sounds funny, that I was familiar with, but I also got a three point turn- the easiest of the low speeds!! And my tester was awesome!! I must be doing something right!

I honestly can't wipe the smile off my face, mum said that this is the happiest I have been for a while! So be warned, if you see me in the next couple of days, expect hyperactive, more than usual, Adam Mac, because now he can drive... YAY!!!!

Now, I no longer have to walk to the shops, nor does my sister or my brother! No longer will I have to rely on the great Meghan B., I can drive her places and she can get drink, whereas she had to drive and wasn't allowed to drink! No longer will I have to sit in a car with low music, I can have my music rocking, sitting at a traffic light, singing at the top of my voice, because no one else can hear me!!!

What now??? Well, I only have a couple more goals before my 20th, so lets see if I can make them... What are these goals you may ask??? Well you'll find out when I accomplish them!!

Till next time, watch out for the little green hyundai excel with the red p plates!!

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. There was no sign of the missing men.
They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists, because they feared an international incident. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and, sure enough, found the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."

Okay, so I say time after time that I will never go there again, but I had to. The personal assistant in me, made me go! I had to support Becz through a rough time, and a fight which didn't happen.

For those of you who don't know about the hole, lets recap shall we! The hole is a local pub, full to the brim with fat, ugly, old people!!! No, I'm not exaggerating, okay so maybe not all the people are like these, but the majority of people are! The drinks are bloody expensive, Cruisers for $7.00, come on, like really!! And the place is cheap! Music is crap, what more to say!

Actually I've had enough discussing this and I'm gonna stop now, before I get myself in trouble!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the dinosaurs' day off

Went to the local hangout place, the plaza, today... Very interesting!! Saw shit loads of people I haven't seen in awhile, spent far too long there, if my equation is right anyway... Gotta save money!!!

Did the whole JB thing, got some cds, just I'll be grooving to them in my car... 3 days to go!!! Counting down, can't wait till I get my P's!!!! Its very annoying now, coz I'm so close and I just can't wait any longer!!

Bumped into the adorable Meghan B., and her mum, she was very, and by very I mean VERY, excited to get Anthony's album... I know, disgraceful, I'm not a big fan, but she is. Note to readers, don't talk to Miss B. when she has a poster of artist in hands, as you get quite confused of whether you're speaking to Meghan or Anthony?!? He likes to have his two cents put in, or Meghan likes to put him in front of her face and talk for him, I'm just as confused as you are!!!

Bumped into the skanky one at her place of work- Diva!! Nothing much to say, except I got yelled at coz I'm spending money, shame on me!!

Bumped into Danielle Watson, of "Away" fame, where she starred opposite me!! She was the lucky one that I got to beg for sex to... lucky girl, I can imagine all the people who would wanna be in her place!! NOT!!! Good to see her again.

Bumped into Rhiannon and Craig, Set Builders and Designers experts, also at JB. Good to see them in public for once, rather than at 3am in the morning painting sets!! We are all looking forward to the two upcoming productions, The Flintstones and Henry, which you will all hear about very soon!!!

That was about all that happened on this rather eventful trip to the plaza, very fun!! Also, got quite a few people commenting on my black top. Some think its great, others not so great... But you know what, I don't really care. I'll wear whatever I want to wear!!!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.

When:

• Driving==> Never realized how quickly time goes when your driving, cruising down the freeway today, a one hour drive, felt like it went for ten minutes. Yes, if you saw a green hyundai excel going down the highway to Dandenong... It was ME!!! Less then a week to go till my P's... YAY!!!
• Watching a good movie==> Ever watched a good movie, and felt like it lasted a second. I love it when you walk into a cinema and its light outside, and when you walk out its dark!
• Shopping==> Okay, so maybe I shouldn't admit it, but when you shop, time flies so quickly its not funny! The best way to show how long you've been shopping, is to make every $10 become 15 minutes... Hang on, that means that I spend far to long at the plaza, Melbourne Central and QV!!!
• Having a good weekend==> Don't you hate it when your having a good weekend, things are going great, and you find out that its Sunday and you have to go home! It's even worse when you met great people, but have to leave, because you have to go home! Why can't weekends be Monday to Friday, and you only work Saturday and Sunday!
• Reading a good book==> You think to yourself at 10:30pm, I'll read the next couple of chapters of my book, and the next time you look at your clock, after finishing the book, its 3am!!!
• Sleeping!==> The joy of going to bed at midnight, waking up at 5am, and it feels like two seconds have passed since you put your head on the pillow!!!
• Surfing the web==> Time always flies when you grab your mouse and hit the waves of the Wild, Wild, Web... Whether it be checking out other peoples blogs, or googling... Always fun and quick!
• Blogging==> Already I've spent half an hour on this post, seeing that I'm also eating, watching t.v., copying cd's, and typing... it only feels like I switched on the computer 5 minutes ago.
• Presenting on Air==> Never could I imagine a five hour stint, a.k.a Graveyard, NightOwl or That show at 2, could feel like only a couple of hours!!!
• Playing Softball==> Our well, maybe all sports/exercise, whether it be jogging, walking, the gym, or sport, it always seems to go so fast. Which is good, because you exercise longer thinking you haven't done enough!!!

And then, there are the times when time doesn't fly:

• Waiting==> When you wait for things to happen, like my driving test for my P's, my god, its only 4 days away, but it only feels like 10 bloody years have pasted. Now I know that a lot of people are going to say, well you could have got them a year ago... to them I say.... Whatever, I'm getting them now, get over it!!
• Meetings==> Why do meetings go forever, just sitting there waiting...
• Watching the clock==> Is it just me, or does time slow down when you start looking at a watch/clock. Everytime you look at it, it gets slower and slower... Grrrr...
• In bed, waiting to go to sleep==> Sometimes, when your in bed and really wanna go to sleep and you can't, and time just goes so quickly. Just a little tip... it's always good to get on the phone and talk to a friend, they can help you go to sleep, by having you talk to someone close to you, and it makes it feel like that person is there with you! Its always easier to sleep knowing you have people who care about you!\
• Some days at work==> Not saying that all days at work are slow, but somedays when nothing seems to go right, the day just feels like it never stops!!

I'd love to know what you think about these, and what you think makes time go faster or slower!!!

BTW the joke this post is pretty obvious, when you read the post you should've guessed what joke I was gonna use!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

Sitting at my computer, I get an email from a website that I visited over a year ago, saying my account was gonna be terminated if I didn't use it soon, so I started using it again...

The site is Tickle, and it offers test to find out what type of person I am, so here are the results of the last couple of tests I have done... See if you agree...

All these are taken from the website, its the description of what you get at the end!

Score! Your celebrity match is Jessica Alba!

If you like to do your own thing, it makes perfect sense that Jessica Alba is your celebrity match. But look out, you just might have to jockey for attention with her on your arm. From dinner date to sparring partner, this Dark Angel will challenge your mind and your bod. Either bring something to the table, or show yourself out the front door. Jessica turns heads wherever she goes, that's why you might want to take her to a casual dinner of mac and cheese or veggie hot dogs instead of some fancy-shmancy celebrity spot. But that doesn't mean she doesn't like to have fun. After eating, maybe the two of you can find comfort in the darkness of a rave, where you can cut loose unnoticed, dancing to the thumping beat. With Jessica as your date, you're going to have to be on your toes. She's part Spanish, American, French, and Danish—and her moods are even more diverse. If you like to laugh, arm wrestle, argue, and flirt, Miss Alba is your perfect match for a night.

Adam, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition

This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.

Adam, in the last year you've earned 783 karma points

You've earned these points by doing good things, therefore allowing good things to circle back to you. There are 6 different ways people earn karma, and by looking at your responses to this test, we can tell that your caring nature is earning you the most karma.You seem to be one of those people who has an uncanny ability to anticipate and meet the needs of others around you. This nurturing quality has helped you earn your karma up to this point. Your thoughtfulness strengthens your current relationships, and suggests that such kindnesses will be repaid to you some time in the future. Through your concerted efforts to express how much you care, you generate good karma for yourself and the universe.

Adam, your subconscious mind is driven most by Love

Your instinct to love and be loved is rooted very deeply in your subconscious and affects most of the decisions you make in life — whether you are aware of it or not. You inspire people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. You also value your personal relationships more than most people. Your unique capacity to love may be greater than those around you, which means you may have more to give in relationships than your friends or romantic partners do. Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.

Adam, your sweet revenge is Making Up Scandals

One thing's for sure: No one can fault you for lacking spirit or imagination. It's not that you invent mini-dramas to intentionally hurt people. They're just your way of making life more interesting and letting people know who they're dealing with. Maybe you get a kick out of those double-crossing vixens on daytime soap operas. And why not? They certainly make things a whole lot more exciting. Regardless, you know just which little-white lies will get the job done. And you don't mind going out of your way to get the word out.After all, the thrill of the scandal for you is being in the limelight and having everyone hang off your every word. But, remember that what goes around comes around.


Adam, you're like Donna

The girl next door? Not exactly. Like Donna, you've got a feisty and independent spirit. You're no shrinking violet. If somebody's giving you a hard time or stepping out of line, you're not afraid to stand up for yourself and tell it like it is. A competitive character, you can keep up with the boys, no problem.Don't get us wrong. With your no-nonsense approach also comes a sharp sense of humor and a sexy edge. Your brains and brawn only make you that much more alluring to your fans. So keep matching wits and wills with the rest of the gang. You're sure to bring on the laughs and the good times. Groovy!


Adam, you're destined for Road Rules

You are a team player with a yearning for the open road. It's no wonder that Road Rules is the perfect reality show for you. Think of it as spring break with a chance to win money and prizes (and you won't even need to take your shirt off).So what if they shove a camera in your mug — you're making friends, experiencing new corners of the world, and (maybe, just maybe) becoming famous in the process. When things get testy, don't be surprised if you have to step up as the cooler head. As long as you remember that it's a reality show, not reality, you'll be a positive influence on your team. So start studying the world map and practicing your Winnebago parallel parking. Road Rules casting call is right around the corner.


Seven Deadly Sins

Money, money, money! You're guilty of GREED. Do you always find yourself feeling unsatisfied and wanting more? Would you shove someone out of your way at a great department store sale just to get what you want? We thought so. When it comes to money and other worldly possessions, too much is never enough for you. It's okay to want things, but you might want to think back to those kindergarten lessons on sharing and try to understand what motivates your constant need to have more. Remember: The things you acquire may have value, but most of them won't endure. After all, you can't take it with you...
Why is greed so bad? Well, according to early religious scholars, greed is an offense against generosity. When we're preoccupied with getting more than our fair share, we show an inordinate concern for ourselves — at the expense of others. It's important to temper the desire to have "more" with a willingness to let others share the wealth. But it could be worse: Medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri wrote that greed is the fifth deadliest of the seven sins, edging out lust and gluttony.

Are you evil?

Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!
We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.
Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.
Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.

Adam, you're looking for a Frisky Fling

You're ready for an adventurous, free-spirited affair to remember. And if it comes in the form of someone who shakes up your world a bit, helps you expand your horizons, then decides to stay for awhile — all the better. It's not that you don't want a serious relationship. It's just that you might rather get there with someone who's equally committed to having fun for now. Ever wanted to drive up the coast or across your town in a red convertible? Interested in staying at a restaurant so late the chef himself joins you at the table for a late night cappuccino? Or are you really more into a no-strings-attached companion?For some people, a good fling starts with someone you can spend the whole day in bed with — whether you're under the covers or playing cards in your PJs. But for others a fling is just a light-hearted approach to finding a different way to spend quality time with someone new.

Adam, you're a Rock Star!

You crave attention, the limelight, and the fawning admiration of millions. You have lots of fans and friends, and you like knowing how much others appreciate you. On top of this, you're a go-getter and you really shine under pressure.You believe in making a good impression and you have to love what you do, or else your performance slips.And that's just scratching the surface!

As you can see, these things really work!!! Ha!! I'm taking the Religion test at the moment... should be interesting.

Now I know, I haven't really typed on this site, but just stole from another site, but I'm sure you'll get used to it!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

In my recent couple of weeks of lack of internet, having only the ability to read and post comments, I've discovered how low some people can go. In case you don't know, a certain someone by the name of Matty Zees, has posted comments about me, knowing that I wouldn't be able to post back! This post was about a softball trip away, in which I didn't attend. At the end of the post, he goes into detail regarding a phone conversation that I had with my mother, on using the washing machine. I know clearly well how to use a washing machine, I was just ringing to confirm the right detergents and softeners to use, as we have quite a couple here with the new baby sister and everything! That was the whole conversation, I asked mum what stuff to use, and she told me. That was all!

Apparently, that wasn't the conversation that I had with my mum. Apparently, the conversation was quite longer and more in depth, but what would I know, I was the one having the conversation! In this post, he goes into quite a lot of detail regarding the conversation that I was having! For example, apparently, I asked my mum where to put the detergent, how to turn it on, ask her if I have to hang it out, things like that. Well, I know how to use a washing machine! I didn't ask for instructions on using them, just asked one simple question!!

Now some people may be thinking, why is he getting so worked up about some silly little comments about my household abilities, well I'll tell you why. For starters, the comments were made at a time when I couldn't write back, and the fact that the person who wrote these comments know well that my net was done.

Also the final comment that he made in this group of comments has got be pissed off. Basically he says that I couldn't survive without my mum... This gets my angry because I have done this before and could do it many many more times! This is why I'm getting agro over some little comments!

Anyway Happy Easter to everyone, may you have a good time and eat shit loads of chocolate, gyms would make a fortune over the next couple of days!

Also a shout out to someone who goes by the name of Mackanzi, a new member of the blogging community! Don't worry, your identity is safe with me!!!!

Why are pirates so popular?
They just arrrr.

Into J-Pop??? Tune into SYN 9-0-7, Tuesday nights, 7pm for the best of J-Pop with Emlyn...

Speaking of music, I've been thinking of putting together a show for the next block on SYN, one that would involve a hell of a lot of poppy crap!! I went through the whole house and found treasures like Barbie Girl, and 5ive!! Does it get any better??? It would be the type of show that you wouldn't tell your friends you listened to, a guilty pleasure! Just gotta think of a concept/idea and other things that can happen, I've got a couple of ideas, but I figured that I would save them for a later post, or show!

Looking forward to putting together a demo, should be fun, only problem is that I would be dancing to the tunes to much, rather then getting anything done!!!

What else has been happenening... ummmm.... oh yeah! Exactly one week till my P's test, fingers crossed, not when driving of course, that I pass, think of the freedom.... No more asking people to take me places, now I can take other people places. First mission, take Meghan out and let her get drunk for a change without worrying how to get home!!

Sorry this has been a quick post but I got places to go, people to see!!!

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
Because he was a gold fish.

Oh My Goodness, its has been far too long since my last post and I am sorry to you all... but it is so good to be back on here, seeing that over the last couple of weeks, all I have been able to do is get quick looks at the blogs and comments made on them. Can you forgive me??? Well, to make things more easier for you to make a decision, I'm gonna promise to blog at least once a day for a week! So make sure your on everyday, because there WILL be something here for you!

So much to say, so little time! Hence the reasons the posts will be flying in this week!

First off, I should get a bit on the sad side, and mention the disappointing defeat of both the Western Knights teams in the grand finals. Seeing that both teams only went down by three runs, all of which happened in the final bit of the game! The games were fantastic, they were great competition and it was a pity that the scores didn't reflect the way we played, because both teams played some of their best softball!! Presentation night was fun, I won the "Best Steal of A Base" award, for my spectacular head first dive into third... and I was safe, which makes it even better!!!

Also, I should also mention that yes, it is true... Meghan B., myself and possibly Emlyn are moving into together! Already nicknamed "The House of Syn"- Love the name!!!!, it is sure to be a rocking place, if the meeting we had is anything to go by, but before Emlyn makes a decision, Meghan and myself must put him through his paces... We've already have conducted an interview, just gotta test the drunken talents, which I'm sure we will see on Thursday night!

Anyway, work tomorrow, thank goodness its a long weekend, I need it!!! I better go, you know, early mornings mean early nights, or they should... HA!!!

Till next time... TOMORROW!!!, kept happy.

BTW, sorry in advance for the length of joke, making up for lack of them!!!!

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down to the bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friends huddled around in a little group, talking about the Purple Wombat.
Being a little boy, Billy was curious. So he asked them, "What's the Purple Wombat?"
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the children exclaimed disgustedly. For the rest of the morning, they would not go near Billy, always standing far away and staring at him. Then the bus came. Billy, confused, got on the bus along with the rest of the children.
"Hey, Mister Bus Driver!" one of the children shouted. "Billy doesn't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
The bus driver turned around abruptly. "You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" he said in disbelief. He ordered Billy to sit in the very back of the bus, all by himself.
Eventually, they got to school, and Billy got off the bus and went to class. Class proceeded normally; the students did the pledge of allegiance and worked on their multiplication tables for a while. Then the teacher led them into a unit on geography. Billy was not really paying attention, but he heard the teacher mention something about the Purple Wombat.
Billy's hand shot up, and, when the teacher called on him, Billy asked, "Teacher, what's the Purple Wombat?"
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the teacher cried in alarm, "Get yourself to the principal's office right now, young man. No, no buts -- march!"
So Billy headed down the long, dark, frightening hallway to the principal's office. He slowly opened the large, heavy door, and timidly entered the room behind it. There, at a large, imposing desk, sat the principal. The principal was a hulking man, balding, with a thin mustache. He spoke in a deep baritone voice. He was enough to frighten little boys like Billy who had been sent to his office almost to tears.
"Well, Billy," he began slowly. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Mr. Principal, I just don't know what's going on today. Everyone's been acting weird, and they're all treating me really badly. Like teacher just sent me to you and stuff."
"Now, Billy, I'm here to help you. I'm the princi-Pal, after all. Heh heh. Can you tell me why everyone's acting so strangely?"
"It's because I don't know what some stupid Purple Wombat is."
"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is? That's it. I am calling your mother, young man. Consider yourself suspended."
The principal threw Billy out of his office and told him to go home. Billy, crying, began the long walk home. When he got there, his mother was standing in the doorway waiting for him.
"Billy!" she called, sobbing, "I was so worried about you! What happened?"
"Mom," Billy cried, "Everyone was being mean to me and I had to sit in the back of the bus all by myself and the teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal suspended me, all because I don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" Billy's mother shrieked. "Go to your room this minute. Go! Just wait until your father gets home!"
So Billy marched up the stairs and into his room. He collapsed on the bed, crying. After some amount of time, he heard a car pull in and some doors shutting. His father was home. He could hear his parents talking downstairs but didn't know what they were saying. Then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and his door opened.
"Billy," his father began in that lecturing-father tone, "Your mother says you've been acting badly lately. Would you like to tell me what you've done?"
"Dad, I haven't done anything! I just don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
"You...don't know what the Purple Wombat is. Well, in that case, you can just stay in this room all night, mister. And forget about dinner!"
Billy's father slammed the door and stormed off. Billy collapsed on his bed, crying his eyes out. He spent the next several hours that way -- lying there, crying, wishing he would wake up.
Then, in the middle of the night, he heard a voice. It said: "Billy. I am the Purple Wombat, Billy."
Billy sat up with a start. He looked around the room, trying to find the source of the voice, but he could not.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Find me, Billy."
It was coming from out the window. So Billy got up, put his shoes on, opened the window, and climbed out on to the roof.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat."
Billy jumped down off the roof and followed the voice down the road. He got to the edge of a wood.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Follow me, Billy."
The voice was coming from inside the wood. It was very dark and very frightening, but Billy didn't care. He had to find out what the Purple Wombat was. So, bravely, he entered the wood.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Keep going, Billy."
Billy kept going into the wood. He could hardly see anything, and he kept falling down and walking into things and hurting himself. But he kept going, driven by a need to find this enigma that kept calling his name.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. This way, Billy."
Eventually, Billy emerged from the wood. He was on the shore of the town lake.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. I'm out here, Billy."
It was coming from out across the lake. Billy got one of the small rowboats from the dock, untied it, and rowed out. Since he was only a small boy, it was very difficult. But he had to find out what the Purple Wombat was.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Row, Billy."
The voice was coming from across the lake. Billy doubled his effort, and the boat began to move a little faster. When he was about half way across the lake, he heard: "Billy, I am the Purple Wombat. I'm up here, Billy."
It was coming from directly above him. Billy stopped rowing and stood up to look for it. The boat tipped over, dumping him in the lake. Billy didn't know how to swim, so he drowned.
Moral: Don't stand up in a boat.

Reason why I haven't been posting in a while....

Its not because I don't love you all, I do! Its not because I'm sick, but wish I was. Its not because I'm dead, clearly now you know I'm not... Its because my internet at home is down, and the quickest someone can come out is tonight, so I had to post this really quickly at work!

So, if you think I've been avoiding you on MSN, thats not true, I can't even get on that!

Hopefully bitching on here again soon...

My friend was reading through the creation of a mega-bitch post and found a comment there, that I hadn't seen. Apparently, people out there think that I'm a bitchy bitch, one that changes his personality to accommodate the people around me. Well, what can I say, its true. As you can see in the comment I made, when someone asked me what bitch I was, I said I was unique! But I prefer the term bitchy bitch, a hell of a lot better.

So, take this post as a continuation from the mega-bitch post, where I will delve into the darkness of bitchiness, and give you a step-by-step account.

The Bitchy Bitch a.k.a Adam Mac

One of the greatest bitches alive. Having the ability to strike at others, and not usually care for response, one who has the ability to join into other bitchy crowds, and then join their enemies, leaving both none the wiser. This bitch has select "best" friends, who he can turn to in his hour of need. But he can also have semi-friends, who are usually kept at an arm's distance... you never know who has found out about things you have done.

Another great aspect of the bitchy bitch, is the ability to hold onto valuable pieces of information, and accidentally let it slip! This can be mistaken as having a big mouth, but usually only happens when he wants something! The bitchy bitch must show a cruel, heartless exterior, to show that he is willing to do anything to get his way. He always walks with a sense of purpose, never letting people think, what the hell are they doing walking around doing nothing!

They must have the ability to come across as a friendly person, must be able to convince people that they are truly a nice person, but if you do something wrong by them, its all over. When this person, crosses the bitchy bitch, the bitch shouldn't have to inform this person that they have done wrong, this person will know!

Public embarrassment shouldn't effect the bitchy bitch, as when it comes to public confrontations, the bitchy bitch doesn't care whats said, by whom or to whomever. Being able to show off in public, helps the bitchy bitch show the "I-don't-care-so-fuck-off" appeal! Random acts of stupidity doesn't effect the reputation of the bitch but strengthens it!

The bitchy bitch usually has an "origin" for their bitchiness. This helps them restore their bitchiness, when all seems lost. This can be a place, a person, an event. Something which just turns on the bitchiness to full go!! I'm not saying the bitch in them disappears, its always there, just not as strong sometimes!! When the bitch learns their "origin", they can become an unstoppable bitchy force!

Posting this post is an example of how strong the bitchy bitch can be. Would anyone seriously post on here, saying that they have the ability to manipulate people, to get their way??? Tell people that they don't care who they hurt to get their own way?? Let people know that they are willing to do anything to get people back - Payback is a bitch!! You reading this now, must be thinking, how they hell can this guy have friends??? Who would seriously keep his friendship after reading this post??? The reason why people are able to do this, is because people that read it, who are good friends of the bitchy bitch, will realize who they are, and how I could never betray them.

Yet with all the strengths of the bitchy bitch, there is a weakness. One that can cripple the bitchy bitch and stop him in his tracks! As I've mentioned above, the bitchy bitch has close friends. But sometimes, he can make a wrong decision, he can let someone into his life who he thought was a friend, but they can turn on him. They can let him spill all his secrets, some he has never told to anyone, and then they can betray him. They can leave him to think, why??, why did I do that? Why would I tell someone all these things, and fall into this trap?? As you can see, the bitch must have control at all times, because their reputation can be lost, in a couple of phone calls!

In conclusion, yes I am a bitch. If people do wrong by me, they will know it. I gossip, I have fun! I realize that a lot of people may not like this, but to them I say, get over it!!! To my friends reading my blog, I say, What??? You know this already!!

In terms of auditions, due to the lack of talent out there on the internet, its hard to find a decent co-blogger these days, C Grade Personality will not become a joint effort, instead, something else will take C Grade Personality to the next level!!! Wanna know more??? Keep reading! It will be happening soon!

Where does an ape sleep?
In an apricot.

Well, well well... We all expected it, but the men have made it into the grand final!! The next game we will play, is in two weeks, straight after the women's grand final.

So the men and the women, will be both be in the finals!!!

Today was a fun game, apart from the fact that I grazed my knee hardcore!! Blood!!!! Lots of fun, but what was more fun was my massive head first slide into third!!! YAY!!!! Go me!!!

Well the finals are in two weeks, 19th, women's at 2:00, the men at 4:30pm. Come down if you want a laugh!! You can also see me doing presentations as the Association Vice President!!

This disheveled-looking guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a stiff drink. The bartender says, "What's eating you?"
The guy says, "My wife left me this morning, I got laid off this afternoon, my car got wrecked earlier tonight, and my dog died in the vet's office."
The bartender says, "Wow! I forgot the punchline!"

Ladies and gentlemen, the Western Knights womens team, after a massive win today, are into the grand final for the first time ever. Seeing that this is the girl's second season, they have pulled together to get there. After a season of injuries, losing our pitcher weeks before the finals, gaining new players, people not being committed... Still, all those things, we have prevailed to enter the grand final. To get there, we had to beat a team we have never played before, yet we beat them 23-13... thats right, 23-13!!!

The grand final is being held in two weeks, which should be fun. Wanna attend?? Turn up to President's Park, 19 Saturday 2005, @ 2:00pm.

Not only the women are in the finals, we will find out tomorrow if the Men get into the final. We lost today, so we have to win tomorrow to continue!! The men have made it into the grand final, but for some reason, can never win!! So, we will find out tomorrow, if we get another shot at glory!!

Also, a point about the auditions, please put in the subject line, "Audition Post". Then, why you want to be a part of C Grade Personality. Your post can be about anything, but you need to have a title!! Alliteration is always good.
What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
Wet feet.

Ok, so I'm getting over the whole feature update thing!! And you are all probably too, it won't happen every week, but now and then I'll find a topic, plug it for a week, and then post it! So Highs and Lows won't be happening this week... Sorry to disappoint you all.

But when you lose one thing, you gotta gain another! So, I've come up with the thought of opening up C Grade Personality to a 2nd person. Yep, that's right, I'm looking for someone willing to post about everything and anything alongside me. As I've become very boring as of late, I won't someone else to help me, help you! So send an "audition" post to me, at cgradepersonality@hotmail.com. I await all your funny stories.

Before applying, make sure you are willing to post bad jokes, post every couple of days, have a codename, if you want one!, and be willing to tell embarrassing stories about yourself.

So now, I'll be sitting here waiting for you... yes YOU!!!!

Recently someone nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out, and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a foolish error, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Beware the little red mitsubishis... or so my fellow workmates have told me!

I find it really amusing when people ask me if I'm on drugs. First off, the answer is NO! I'm not on drugs, have never done drugs, and it is probably most likely that I won't! I know why people ask me, its because I have a very enthusiastic personality. I'm quite active and out going, and like to have fun. I also don't give a shit what people think, as you can probably tell from my previous posts! The Random Handstands are a perfect example of this...

Another reason, is because I can go for extremely long periods of time, on very little sleep. My record at the moment, is 96 hours on 5 hours sleep! Now, the title of this post, seems like it makes no sense at all, but it does. At work, they recently found out about a drug reference in regards to little red mitsubishis, and apparently think that I'm on it! The reason why, well I do a graveyard show every 2nd Sunday night, 2am till 7am, then I go straight from SYN to work, and finish work at 5pm that night, and then go back to SYN! Its a big day, especially when you don't sleep before the graveyard. But I get a second wind, and I'm able to soldier on, at the same intensity I usually run at!

Just a quick reminder, I don't do drugs. I'm just a very happy person, and not afraid to have a bit fun, even if it makes me look stupid! Who else do you know that does Random Handstands down Swanston St and other extremely public places??

Stay Tuned: Highs and Lows

An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."