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When:

• Driving==> Never realized how quickly time goes when your driving, cruising down the freeway today, a one hour drive, felt like it went for ten minutes. Yes, if you saw a green hyundai excel going down the highway to Dandenong... It was ME!!! Less then a week to go till my P's... YAY!!!
• Watching a good movie==> Ever watched a good movie, and felt like it lasted a second. I love it when you walk into a cinema and its light outside, and when you walk out its dark!
• Shopping==> Okay, so maybe I shouldn't admit it, but when you shop, time flies so quickly its not funny! The best way to show how long you've been shopping, is to make every $10 become 15 minutes... Hang on, that means that I spend far to long at the plaza, Melbourne Central and QV!!!
• Having a good weekend==> Don't you hate it when your having a good weekend, things are going great, and you find out that its Sunday and you have to go home! It's even worse when you met great people, but have to leave, because you have to go home! Why can't weekends be Monday to Friday, and you only work Saturday and Sunday!
• Reading a good book==> You think to yourself at 10:30pm, I'll read the next couple of chapters of my book, and the next time you look at your clock, after finishing the book, its 3am!!!
• Sleeping!==> The joy of going to bed at midnight, waking up at 5am, and it feels like two seconds have passed since you put your head on the pillow!!!
• Surfing the web==> Time always flies when you grab your mouse and hit the waves of the Wild, Wild, Web... Whether it be checking out other peoples blogs, or googling... Always fun and quick!
• Blogging==> Already I've spent half an hour on this post, seeing that I'm also eating, watching t.v., copying cd's, and typing... it only feels like I switched on the computer 5 minutes ago.
• Presenting on Air==> Never could I imagine a five hour stint, a.k.a Graveyard, NightOwl or That show at 2, could feel like only a couple of hours!!!
• Playing Softball==> Our well, maybe all sports/exercise, whether it be jogging, walking, the gym, or sport, it always seems to go so fast. Which is good, because you exercise longer thinking you haven't done enough!!!

And then, there are the times when time doesn't fly:

• Waiting==> When you wait for things to happen, like my driving test for my P's, my god, its only 4 days away, but it only feels like 10 bloody years have pasted. Now I know that a lot of people are going to say, well you could have got them a year ago... to them I say.... Whatever, I'm getting them now, get over it!!
• Meetings==> Why do meetings go forever, just sitting there waiting...
• Watching the clock==> Is it just me, or does time slow down when you start looking at a watch/clock. Everytime you look at it, it gets slower and slower... Grrrr...
• In bed, waiting to go to sleep==> Sometimes, when your in bed and really wanna go to sleep and you can't, and time just goes so quickly. Just a little tip... it's always good to get on the phone and talk to a friend, they can help you go to sleep, by having you talk to someone close to you, and it makes it feel like that person is there with you! Its always easier to sleep knowing you have people who care about you!\
• Some days at work==> Not saying that all days at work are slow, but somedays when nothing seems to go right, the day just feels like it never stops!!

I'd love to know what you think about these, and what you think makes time go faster or slower!!!

BTW the joke this post is pretty obvious, when you read the post you should've guessed what joke I was gonna use!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.