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Random Radio

Friday was very strange... Turned up with Meghan B. to do the show as per usual, and just before we go on we discover that we have no needle to use the turntable thingys... Anyway, the second hour of our show, was going to be complete vinyl, and thats hard to do with no needle... So being the ever-faithful co-host, I went on a trip to find the cd... Being a hot day, It probably wasn't a good thing to be running around! I was buggered, but I ventured on... First hit Bourke St., no where to be found so I went JB HiFi in Elizabeth St. and finally found it! It only took about half an hour... But I still got it... GO ME!!! So I raced back to the studio, jumped on air and we finished the show with a tribute to Mike Oldfield, with Tubular Bells. We also got a visit from a bunch of high school kids! Very random! Yes, it does all happen on "It's All Happening", so if you don't already.... TUNE IN!

Drunk Dickheads

What is it with annoying drunk old guys?? Twice this week, I have been confronted with drunken dickheads, who apparently know everything in the world!! The first was at Crown while I was there with a couple of friends. A drunken old guy came up to us and started giving us a lecture on what is wrong with being gay! It was extremely random... We kind of ignored him, and he went off to another poor group of people... The second one was at Ash Balfour's gig, almost former guitarist of PFP... It was his first solo performance and I was there with Meghan B. and Skanky Jo... We were sitting up the back and this drunk old guy came up and started hitting on Meghan B and Jo! But the way he was doing it was quite random... Telling us about his ex-wife, how he won't sleep with virgins, his special way of taking people out, the differences between Meghan B and Jo, and how he is on the radio!!

Funky Fish

On Thursday night, we were at a little place called the Haven, supporting Ash in his first solo gig... While there, both Skanky Jo and myself where captivated by a tank across from us which contained three fish and a jet pump thingy... Every once and a while, a fish would swim into the jet pump and pushed back, having to swim back, and everytime one did it, we were in hysterics, and would tell each other if the other one missed it!! It led into very amusing conversations, regarding the little fishy's memory, apparently its like three seconds! Also, Skanky Jo was so in love with the little fish, that she wanted one for her handbag, not a real one, but an imaginary one!!

Great Gigs

As you may have noticed, I have been making reference to The Haven and Ash through this whole post... Well, to see what the big deal is, you too can go and see him...

Fridays 6:00- 8:30pm
The Haven
169 Exhibition St. Melbourne VIC

Check it out. Solo performance, singing originals and covers... Great night!


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Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much time on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.