Okay, two posts in the one day!! I knew, I have no life... Went to a site that SkankyJo got hooked on... http://blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/
Apparently:
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sour Pickle
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Herbalist. Where You Lived: Argentina. How You Died: Suicide.
How Old I Act: You Are 17 Years Old
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
Your Monster Profile
Infamous Chemist
You Feast On: Tofu
You Lurk Around In: Roller Rinks
You Especially Like to Torment: Your Exes
Your Hair Should Be Pink
Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun. You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How Do People See You?
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Your Haloween Costume Should Be A Hot Dog
Your Eyes Should Be Green
Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger. What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world
You Were an Eagle
You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture. A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.
Your Japanese Name Is...
Takai Gosetsuke
You Are A Jealous Ex
You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving onYou're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissedJealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only
Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now.And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now. That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material. You're just taking a break for now.
You Are 84% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
You Are The Hermit
You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.Your fortune:It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.
You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...
Your Career Type: Social
You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy.Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems.You would make an excellent:Counselor - Dental Hygienist - LibrarianNurse - Parole Officer - Personal TrainerPhysical Therapist - Social Worker - TeacherThe worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.
Who Were You In High School?
Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!
What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk!
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Melanoma Tan
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Your Fortune Is He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Jerry Lee Rambler
Your Love Element Is Fire
In love, you are a true listener and totally present.For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt.You attract others with your joy and passion.Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life.And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.You connect best with: WoodAvoid: WaterYou and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.Your flirting style: FriendlyYour lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafeYour dream lover: Is both generous and selfishWhat you bring to relationships: Loyalty
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