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Hello reader, I wanna play a game. The rules are simple...

I have a new favourite movie(s) of all time. SAW and SAW II.

I have fallen in love. Usually I don't go for the horror movies, but this one I'll have to make an exception for!!! Such a brilliant story line, unbelievable twists, and something new happening all the time, what more could you want???

I can safely say that the sequel was better than the original, a hard task for any film writer to do, but they have done it. I was watching an interview with the writer, and he was talking about the new movie. Basically he was saying that at the end of the first movie, he had to make a choice. Would he do the traditional Bond villian speech or leave it out?? As you would probably have guessed, if you've seen the movie, he leaves it out, and makes Saw II, which he saw as a full length movie dedicated to the villian speech...

The movie very similar to the first one, and it would be better if you saw the first one, as you'd have a general idea of who "Jigsaw" is, and you'd know what he is all about. If you haven't seen the first movie, you'll probably miss some of the shock value of the second movie, as the movies intertwine, but I won't go into anymore details, I don't wanna spoil it for anyone!

This is what http://www.villagecinemas.com.au/movie/movie_14873.htm have to say about the movie...

"Hello, Michael. I want to play a game…"
Jigsaw is back. The brilliant, disturbed mastermind who wreaked bloody havoc on his victims in last year’s Saw,
is back for another round of horrifying life-or-death games.
When a new murder victim is discovered with all the signs of Jigsaw’s handiwork, Detective Eric Mathews (Donnie Wahlberg) begins a full investigation and apprehends Jigsaw
with little effort.
But for Jigsaw, getting caught is just another part of his nefarious plan. Eight more of his victims are already fighting for their
lives - and now it’s time for Mathews to join the game…

Its an awesome movie, 5 million stars out of 10, so check it out... You can have a quick look at their website too... http://www.saw2.com/

I sit at my computer today, and I just can't be bothered!! I've had big nights last couple of nights. Thursday had a work function, free alcohol should explain how I was after that! Friday night, went to Glenferrie with Meghan B, Jess and Jo, and apparently I'm now Jo's "little dancing bitch", whatever that means!!! Last night had Sexy Melesbian's birthday party!

So today I sit her and I'm just like meh!

Ummmm, christmas party for work coming up soon... YAY!! Free alcohol!!!

Also, remember a couple of posts ago, I mentioned that everyone should go to a gay club... Well its been booked for December 3rd!! Everyone is welcome... Just let me know!

How boring!!! I just can't be bothered now... leave comments about how good I am!

Apparently they can save your life, but they can also make you look like shit!!!

On a recent Peel Saturday night adventure, where else would I be on a Saturday night??? It was about 6:30, and I was making my way home, and started to feel a bit sleepy... Noticed that my car was slightly moving to the right when I didn't want it to... Noticed that my head was getting sore from hitting the steering wheel, okay so thats a lie but it just reminded me of a funny story; sitting on the train on the way to work, this guy was sitting in the bunch of seats in front of me, and do you know when people start to fall asleep, and their heads straight slowly falling forward, well this guy was doing that. But he musn't have been really tired, coz he'd snap out of it, and then start doing it again. I started to ignore it, and read my book, when all of a sudden, I hear this massively loud bang!! It was the guy in front of me, he had hit his head on the next set of chairs in front of him... He looked around and had this massive red mark on his forehead, which leads me to another funny story, but if I go into that, it will just lead into another story, and another... Just a couple of words to jog some of your memories, LouLou's in particalur. Practice History Exam!!

Anyway back to the original story! I pulled over at the servo/KFC near the westgate... pulled over and fell asleep.... 3 HOURS LATER!! I woke up!! I looked like I had woken from the dead!!! My hair was like it is when you wake up, boofy, I was a faint pale white, and I was all sweaty, because it was very hot in my car... Needless to say, it may have saved my life, but it didn't look like it if someone had of come past...

Note to self, no 15 powernaps if I'm on the way to somewhere, only on the way home!!! Unless maybe if I'm going to a fancy dress party, and I'm planning on looking like a zombie!

OMG!!!! It's been over a month since my last post!! Can you believe it?? Well, yes I can! The tale of the disappearing blogger was fun, but I'm over it, so make up the endings yourself, sorry but can't be fucked!!

So many things to talk about, so little time!!! I don't really know what to talk about, which isn't like me, because, well, if you know me, you know that all I ever do is talk, and talk, and talk, and well you get the idea!!! Of course I should love to talk, look at what my current occupation is, spending all day talking on the phone... with a headset!! You know the ones from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, one of those!!! So exciting!!

I think another thing I haven't done on this blog is talk about one of the biggest things that has happened to me over the last year!!! That being my coming out, so to speak, or in otherwise, letting people know that I'm gay!!

There was a bit of drama when I first came out, but hopefully I think that that should all be over now, if you read back through a couple of my blogs, you may be able to pick this up... I don't think I've actually taken the time on my blog to say... I'M GAY!!! But there, now thats sorted out, I wanna give everyone a quick little introduction to the gay world!!!

Adam Mac introduces the Gay World:

Where to start from?? So many things could be covered... Anyone's who has watched Queer As Folk, will know a bit about the gay world, and anyone who hasn't, well I've got the first two seasons of the UK version on DVD if you wanna come and watch them with me!

The People:

Before I start talking about the gay world I think that I should talk a bit about the different type of people that inhabit this little world. There a quite a lot of different types of people, for starters you have your lesbians and gay guys, and you may even have a couple of bi-people as well, and there seems to be a growing amount of straight people attending gay clubs, which I'll get into later. Now in the straight catergory, the main type of people that you have who are straight are females, which hang around gay guys, also know as a "Fag Hag" or a "Bangle". A classic example of a fag hag is Grace out of Will & Grace. You also sometimes have a couple of straight guys there, who are brought along by the bangles, and they usually have a good time as well. The next group I'll cover are the lesbians. Now, before all you straight guys out there go "YAY!! Lesbians", I wanna let you know that they aren't all glamourous and gorgeous in real life. The ones that the straight guys are in love with are known as "Lipstick Lesbians". Now the lipsticks are the types of girls who you wouldn't know are lesbians if you saw them on the street. The look after themselves, they wear make-up and they are somewhat good looking... Okay maybe fucken hot, but I don't pay that much attention!! Now the oppposite to the lipstick is the "Bull Dike", which doesn't sound pretty, but thats mainly because they aren't. These are the types of lesbians who aren't attractive, and they usually have shaved heads, and yeah... as I said, not pretty!!! But credit to them, for having the guts to shave their heads, I know for one that I couldn't do it!!! Now the last bit of people that inhabit this magically place, are the gay guys themselves. They these guys can be put into a lot of smaller sub-catergories. There are the nice, normal decent ones, the old fat ones, the drag queens, the drug fucks, the sluts and the queens. Now each of the is a bit different, but all have the same in common, they are gay! I won't go into much detail about them now, but just letting you know what the other types are, as I'm going to go into a bit more in the next couple of sections of this post.

Rivarly Fags Vs Dikes:

It's a long standing battle, Lesbians VS Poofters. I think this was brought into the public by a Will & Grace episode, where Jack has to try and work with the lesbians to present a presentation to a bunch of police officers. Now some people when seeing this may have thought that it was a bit extreme, but you know what, its like that, if not worse! I don't know what it is, but I think for some reason each thinks that they are more important then the other, and one is more homosexual then the other, I don't know. I haven't really coped the whole lesbian hating me thing, except for once, when a group of friends and myself were walking back to our car from Peel, and then as we were getting closer to Glassy, a bunch of dikes, took much pleasure in asking, "How was your night at the Peel, girls?" Now I was fairly new at the stage so didn't reply, but a the people I were with, took this like a bull seeing a red flag and the bitchiness happened. Before you get the wrong idea about this whole lesbian VS gay guys things, the majority of fighting is done via bitchy comments, the hair pulling and the scratching happens later. Only joking, its mainly a non-violent battle, so there is no need to be scared if you see a gay guy starting on a lesbian, the only protectional advice I could offer you is to maybe block your ears!!

The Clubs:

Majority of gay clubs are located on Commercial Rd. Which is basically the gay capital of Melbourne. But there are a couple of other clubs located around Melbourne. The main about the clubs, just like anywhere, is that it doesn't matter what type of place it is, but if you have a big group of people, then its always fun. Or even if your there with one friend, you'll still have a good time!! I'll give you a quick description of each of this places and the types of things that they offer.
Diva: Diva is a small little club on Commercial Rd. Diva is fun, its more of an older place, like the people in there are a bit older, but its still fun. You can dance on the bar, or even on the stage there. It is a 2 level establishment, with the upstairs area being open mainly on Fridays and Saturdays. Majority of the nights, you'll find a drag show, except for at the moments on Thursday night, its Gay Idol. The wildcard show is next Thursday, in case any of you are interested. Now another thing about Diva, its the place where I met my Aunty. Well not my real Aunty but by drag Aunty Ally. You can see her and Maddison on a Wednesday nite!!! The type of music played there is mainly 80's, 90's and today! All your faggy classics, Y.M.C.A. NO COVER CHARGE!!
XChange: XChange is mainly for the younger guys, and its quite a cool place to go. I've only been there twice and one of the times I was there, I was so drunk I can't remember a lot of it, so I can't really make judgements on the place. Its also on Commercial Rd. One of the good things about X is that on Saturday nights, Hi-5 (the drag show, not the kids show) is on. Its really, really, good. One more bit of advice, the lights in there are mainly the flurorescent lights, so wearing white colours will make you stand out more!! I think that they play new stuff but not really sure. COVER CHARGE!!
Market: On Commercial Rd, never been there so can't really talk about it. Mainly a dance place. COVER CHARGE!!
Peel: Probablly my favourite of all the gay clubs, why?? because its so slutty!! Now, before you get the wrong idea, I don't go slutting myself around Peel, I like it coz I can laugh at other people trying to do it! Drag shows are every Wednesday and Sunday and this place is open till dawn, I think! Or at least I know I've been there till dawn for a couple of weeks!! They play awesome music, mainly pop, but a bit from the past and a bit from the present. So much fun. Just be warned that you can't wear open toed shoes!!! The Peel is in collingwood, on the corner or Peel St, and Wellington St. NO COVER CHARGE!!

That about sums up a bit about the gay world! I know its not a lot and there is so much that I haven't covered, but at least I posted!!!

Gay clubbing is fun, and I think that everyone should do it at least once!! So, I'm usually there most weekends, I go with a straight girl-friend, so if you wanna come, or organise a big group, let me know!!!

Cheers

Adam Mac

Due to the overwhelming, cough cough, choice of A, it looks like Adam Mac gets off at the next station...

It took a while for it to sink in. Adam Mac re-read the message again over and over in his head. How did this message get on his iPod??
"Get off at the next station"
Six little words. Six words that could alter Adam Mac's life forever!

"The next station...", said the train announcement. Adam Mac had been waiting to hear those words. Even though the lady had a soothing and calming voice, those three words sent a shiver down his spine. Those three words had been the last three words on the anonymous message, that had mysteriously appeared on his iPod. It had been a good five minutes since the message had appeared, and for those last five minutes, Adam Mac had been thinking up reasons to validate his next decision. Now the train started to come to halt, and Adam Mac had made his choice.

Stepping off the train, was a different experience to how it usually felt. Instead of just walking off the train and heading straight for the exit, when Adam Mac got off a strange feeling came upon him. He felt like he was being watched, and he strained his eyes to take in absolutely everything at once. It wasn't until now that he took in little details about the station that he hadn't noticed every morning when the train pasted it. He noticed signs, flowers, the colour of the bricks on the walls, just little things like that which he had never noticed before.

Having stepped off the train, the train doors closed in their same mechanical motion, leaving Adam Mac, standing at a station he had never been to before. He had gotten off at the station, now what? Would he wait for another message? Would he look around for something that gave him a next clue. It had also made him think about who left the message on his iPod in the first place. And why? Why had this person picked Adam Mac? Was it because of something he had done?? And how had they managed to do it?

Having stood at the station for a couple of minutes with no sign from anyone, Adam Mac just thought that he had been daydreaming, and figured he would just go home. To get home, he would have to go to the other side of the station. So Adam Mac got out his ticket to put in the validating machine so that the barriers would open up for him. He put in his ticket.

"Men's Toilets". The second message Adam Mac received. This one was even more of a shock to Adam Mac then the message on his iPod. This message was shown in the most obscure place. And when Adam saw the message, he knew this was something big. The message had appeared on the display panel on the ticket barrier. Instead of seeing when his ticket expired, that message had appeared. There was no doubt about what to do next, he had to go to the toilets, he had to find out what was going on? Why had he been picked for the messages??

Standing outside the entrance to the toilets, that familiar feeling of being watched came upon him. But it wasn't only this feeling, he was nervous. He had goosebumps on his goosebumps. What was inside? Would someone be there waiting for him? Would there be another message? Was he walking into a trap? Was it a big mistake?

He took his first step inside the dark, smelly toilets. With each step that he took, the more nervous he had become. He finally made his way into the toilets, he waited for something to happen. He half expected someone to jump out with an axe and chop him into tiny little pieces. But he was left standing there with nothing. No signs, no messages, no axe-wielding murderers. He started to think this was one big joke. He noticed that his palms had gone all sweaty from the nerves. So he went to wash them. He went over to the handbasin and turned the taps, but no water came out, not one drop. Instead a long string of paper snaked its way out of the pipes.

Adam Mac grabbed one end of it and pulled it out. He felt like he was pulling out a hankerchief out of a magicians pocket. As he unraveled the piece of paper, he started to read the note.

"You've come this far. These messages are proof that this is no hoax. We need your help! We will not force you to help us. You can leave it alone if you want and enter your plain mundane life. Or you can help us, and in turn we will help you. Here's your choice, help us or leave us. If you wish to continue, walk into the second cubicle from the right and the journey will continue. If not you can just leave and forget about all these cries for help. But be warned, you choose the adventure at your own risk, and once you enter that cubicle, you can no longer return!"

YOUR CHOICE

A. Adam Mac enters the cubicle OR

B. Adam Mac leaves the message alone and walks outside OR

C. Adam Mac goes into the next cubicle and tries to find out what happens

NB: Gonna have a bit of a Stark's approach to this blog, check out his blog at the moment, touching stuff, also the story on LouLou's mullet... Priceless. Basically this story is about Adam Mac and his blog, or well lack of it at the moment. Thought of posting the whole story, but then realised that there needs to be a bit more reader input... SO... This is gonna be choose your own adventure!!! You pick what happens next, just leave a comment!! Obviously, depending on the choice, this story could go on for a while, or it could end in the next post! The choice is yours!

If you read my blog, you are bound to know about the comments that are being left by people who are anonymous. In case you haven't read them... I'm going to put them here, just so everyone can see what is being said...

Anonymous said...

YOUR A TRAGIC FUCKING CUNT ADAM MAC

Anonymous said...

"I basically think of running up to the stage at Diva and doing the choreography!! ...."

how tragic.... how very...mmm

well, it's interesting to come back and see there are at least 3 different people posting as anonymous... little did I realise I had so many siblings!

anyways... I'm a lot closer to you all than you think... rather shocking isn't it.

And Dean, whilst my elder sibling's comment in CAPS LOCK above was a bit over the top, it's not far from the mark really. It was no more pathetic as the very first line I copied in this post.

Anonymous said...

I think there are about 4 people posting comments on here who names are anonymous!

Its funny there are quite a few people posting as anonymous! I'm not the only one that can't stand him! I am much closer than you all think too! I would reveal my name but simply the truth would crush Adam and he would never leave his house again!

Although it was not me that wrote the comment above in Caps Lock! I agree with it! I would have just said Loser myself though!

You might wonder why I bother to read his stupid blog? I find him very strange and I laugh so much when I read this blog! He acts all self rightous and all like "oh Im so good" on here! Yet in person he is a very scared person (he knows he is not blessed with ok or even half decent looks) Its ok the acne will go in time boy! and knows that he rubs alot of people the wrong way!

He always says one thing in person and something totally different on his blog! But I guess he is just beginning his lifes journey and has a long way to go. But he just has been going the wrong way about it!

Adam Mac you need to loose the negative attitude! You will be a happier person and a few more people will start to like you! Now, you dont want social death do you? Because you are well on the way or pretty much there if you ask me!

Anonymous said...

man.. why you whinging about ppl being bitchy on the train... i've heard you are a right f*cking bitch-monger yourself... even D... thinks so!

Anonymous said...

Adam you whinge too much! If you have such a problem with the train! Drive your ass to work! Its your choice, deal with it! your not the only person that has to get to work in the city! What do you expect people to do? Oh Adam is on the train lets all make room for him so he can read his book! Look here mister these people have been working in the city longer than you, catching the train everyday! You obviously have not considered you are on there train! Taking up there space! It works both ways! If you have such a problem catch an earlier train! And blowing your pay the weekend you get it is a massive sign of immaturity you obviously dont know how to budget and look after money! Otherwise look forward to the next blog!

Anonymous said...

tsk tsk Dean.... sticking up for someone like they are your best friend and you have known them for how many weeks? I heard you were the nice one, maybe that's not the case after all. I'll watch the blog and your gaydar to see if the friendship stands the test of time. ciao bello!

Anonymous said...

was that SkankyJO or SkankyHO?

I think your life is summed up by one very line in your own blog (of sorts)...

- watched neighbours and h&a

Anonymous said...

Gee I dunno... why do all the young gay guys of this world think they are so wise and worldly... do you attain this from the constant companionship and security that the gay clubs offer?

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Adam Mac,
You are the biggest Hypocrite i have ever come across. First of all you bitch and whinge about being stuck in a crowded train (poor princess Adam!!) And then you have the nerve to bitch and whinge about how other people percieve you! Get a reality check!
There is not one ounce of difference between a bitcher and a whinger. So don't try and get all technical with your retarded definitions. Deal with it you LOSER!

Okay, now some of you may be thinking, why the hell has he done that?? I know, that a lot of my friends have asked why I haven't just deleted them. The reason why I refuse to delete any comment posted on my blog, is because this blog is about me, and what people think about me, so if someone says something about me, it stays, as far as I'm concerned. Yet if people are able to make judgements about me, I'm able to make comments on those judgements.

The first comment that I want to make to all these commentors, is who are you?? To tell you the honest truth, for you to have an opinion like that towards me, basically shows that you couldn't be a close friend, for a close friend would say these things to my face. To tell you the honest truth, the only reason why I want to know who you are, is so I can try and find out what I have done to lead to my "social death" as one of you put it! You all talk about how I say one thing to people's faces and then one thing behind their backs, isn't this exactly what you are doing?? Clearly, I must still think that you are a "friend" as you claim to be close to me! But for you to hide behind the mask of "Anonymous" and say things to my face, is probably worse then me talking behind your back! Also I know that as of late, their has been a lot of accusations by people, trying to make my friends turn away from me! This gossip has been spread by people who have nothing better to do then try and ruin people's lives. If people believe what those other people say, thats fine, just always try and get the right story, before accusations are made!

But not all Anonymous commenters are bad...

Anonymous said...

Cyber-stupidity at it's worst. Blogs are personal, and comments aren't meant as a means of attacking. If you can't play nicely, keep out of the race - you are just making yourself seem petty and ridiculous. Adam is a great bloke, who is at times a tad mixed up - who isn't at his age? If his blogs upset you, vent your rage on your own blog - not on his comments. Adam can blog what he wants, choose his own friends, and do whatever he wants. If you don't like his lifestyle, tough! Life is far too short to be bitter and twisted. Start enjoying it instead.

I can't honestly think of anything else to say. Thank you to my friends, and the few anonymous who replied on my blog... Thanks to those other people. Just one request, leave your name. It's not that hard to do...

C Grade Personality will still open, I will not close it because of comments that people have made. Honestly, I'd like to thank the Anonymous commentors, as your input into my site has generated a lot of response, and shown me who my true friends are... So thanks! I await your replies.