One + 1 = Thr3e

Or should that be proud and queer?

Over the last week or so, I've gotten the same type of feedback from people that I've recently met. People who have never heard of or met AdamMac before, and their reactions were exactly the same.

Apparently I'm really loud. I've known for a while that I'm loud, outspoken, and bitchy, but I didn't think that it would make someone base their whole first opinion on me. Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating just a little bit, of course I knew someone would.

Its just the type of person that I am. Loud and in your face. I don't usually hold back when discussing something that I'm passionate about, and if you get me worked up, be prepared for good debate. Although I admit that I'm pretty bitchy, I know this, sometimes its done on purpose whereas other times it just happens. I also have to admit that sometimes I hold back in what I want to say. Sometimes I wish I could just say stuff to get it off my chest, but I think too much about what may happen if I say it, people getting hurt etc.

Through my recent youtube searching, I've found this thing that airs on Comedy Central where they 'roast' celebrities. Its pretty entertaining, who doesn't love seeing Pamela Anderson being verbally abused and just having to sit there and take it? I'd wanna have a roast with a panel of people that I could select. That way I can say whatever I want about them, and have a reason to do it. Mainly so that I could say some things that I really couldn't say to them, well not including drunken dials which reminds me, I haven't done one of those for a while*.

I'd also wanna do a roast thing, because it gives those people a chance to say stuff about me, and I'd love to know what people have to same about me without having to hold back. Who knows, maybe I might organise one of these in the future**.

I also have a new idol when it comes to being a bitch, move over mum I found someone worse than you! Her name is Sarah Silverman. She crosses the line, that many people tip-toe up to and then run away. Her recent performance at the MTV Video Music Awards was inspiring.

A small snapshot of the 'secret blog'/book I'm writing. No its not all in purple, there are no colours in it actually, I thought I'd just make a little montage for you to look at.

When I get drunk, I: Can become loving, or in some cases really abusive!

Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts?: Ummmm Would you consider the importance of Beer in ones life a deep and meaning thought?

Do you Cry?: All the time. This bitch isn't afraid to show emotion.

Do you get Angry?: As above.

Do you Vomit? : It hasn't happened for a while though, ah good times, good times, great classic hits

After 7 beers are you drunk?: Umm I would be very close to it, if not dancing over the line of complete stupidity. Oh and when I say dancing, I mean full blown boot-scooting, 5-6-7-8'ing dancing!

After 1 shot of 151 you are? After any shot I'm always looking at Jo and saying 'Why?'

Your favorite drink is?: Do I have to have a favourite? I don't want any of them getting angry with me if I don't say them.

Tequila does what to you? Gets me drunk?!?! I thought that was the point.

Whiskey makes you?: As above!

Who do you drink with? : Anyone who is willing to go for the journey that is "The Many Emotions of AdamMac'.

Vodka makes you?: Dance

Do you smoke when you drink? : Ummm wouldn't liquid put me out if I was on fire :S

On the rocks or straight up?: Either or. Does it really matter in the long run?

Do you Pass Out?: No, I just lose all memory of the night. Thats if its a good night anyway! Ah, good times, good times, great classic hits!

Do you drink girly drinks?: Why do they have to be called girly drinks? Can't they be called pretty colourful drinks instead?

Do you drink alone? : Look at pics on MySpace, do you see 'Audition for AA'? Well lets just say, there was no-one around when those pics were taken!

Worst Drink you have ever had?: I honestly can't remember, because Jo would normally make me shot something else to wash it done.

Do you play drinking games?: Ummm, I like to call them drunken challenges, because I usually don't know the rules most of the time, and I'm too drunk to care.

Drunk Phone Calls to people?: Oh, I have drunk and dialled a many times, and then usually fallen asleep to whoever I'm talking to!

Drink and Drive? : Nope! Good boy!

What is your favorite beer?: Carlton. Cheap and nasty, just like the bitch I drink it with. Love ya Lou!

What is your favorite mixed drink?: Smirnoff

What is your favorite shot?: Hmmmm I've got a soft spot for the cowboy, must have to do with its name?

What will you NOT drink?: Ummmm I don't know!

Are you a lightweight? : Does this mean if I skinny or not? LOU HELP!

Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?: Oh, they aren't good. Yes they are pretty, but I usually end up stabbing myself in the head when I try and wear them as hats!

Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? : Probably.

Do you like frozen drinks?: Who doesn't like a good brain freeze when their drunk!

Do you drink liquor straight? : If by straight you mean straight of the bottle, then yes. Although that was the time when my friend Vodka made me forget the night when I tried that last time.

Do you ever drink out of the bottle?: Hehehehe. As above.

Have you ever had a jagerbomb?: Ah, the god old Jagerbomb. Always the turning point in the night, it either makes it really good, or really bad!

Are you drunk right now?: No, but a shot of something might actually make me sleep!

Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? Not a day.

Do you drink a lot of wine?: Gotta love cheap Brown Brothers Moscato

When is the last time you drank?: Weekend

Have you ever thrown up from drinking?: Yeppo, though not proud to admit it!

Ever done a Keg Stand?: Unfortunately, no.

Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?: Lou, because she is like me!

Ever been streaking while drinking?: Yeah

Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?: No, but that would have been a good excuse!

Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car? : Nope. Because if I have my car, I'm not drinking :P

Ever carried someone due to their drunkenness?: I think so, but I'm usually drunk too, so I think I have super strength. One of the many qualities I have when drunk.

Have you ever cleaned up a friends puke?: Yeah, when people have chucked in my car!

Puked in a friend's car? : Nope.

Ever drank more beers than years?: I think so if you mean age, but if you mean by the actual year, well 2007 is a lot!

Ever smash a beer bottle when mad? : Yeah I have! But it was mainly for shock value and my own entertainment!

Sometimes things happen and I can't help but laugh. Over the last week, I've been reading stuff about Matrix schemes and Pyramid schemes on WikiPedia, yeah I know such an interesting life that I lead. I was actually quite astounded to know how some people have set up such elaborate schemes, but also the fact that people would actually fall for it.

After reading about some of the schemes, I was wondering if they still existed and read on WikiPedia that they still were going on, but surprised that people would still fall for it.

Then yesterday, I received something odd in the mail. It was a handwritten envelope. Now I never receive anything in the post with a handwritten address, mainly because the only thing I receive in the post is bills. So this one was a bit weird.

When I opened it up, I burst into laughter. Someone had sent this get rich quick scheme, about how I can make $70 000 from just doing one mail out. All I had to do was say thank you to the previous person who sent it to me, by sending them $10. Then I had to resend the letter to 200 random people and wait for the money to roll in. Seriously, how many people would do this?

I'm tempted to go to some sort of regulatory body about it. I love the fact that it can guarantee that by doing the mail out I would get a minimum $70 000. I'm trying to do the math, and it just doesn't work out :P If I send it to 200 people and they all send back $10, that would equate to $2 000. Now majority of people would be like me and not do anything about it, so even if 10 people sent one back it would give me $100. Now take into consideration the amount of stamps needed, envelopes, paper and ink needed, that's one big heap of expenses.

I wonder how they can guarantee this, and tell me it isn't legal?!? Maybe I should mail them out some information from previous court cases where the guys running these schemes were fined! And if people send out letters thinking they are making money, can they too be fined? I wonder...

I'm still in shock. I'm still trying to recover my breath. I witnessed something which i thought I would never see in my entire life....

I saw him without his mask on!

I know, I know. But I dare not talk about it here, for who knows what may happen if he so happens to read this and find out I told everyone his true identity!

I'm addicted to both of them. MySpace I'm addicted to a little bit more, mainly because I've had it longer, but in the short time that I've had a facebook, I'm surprised at how much I'm actually getting into it.

Each of them have their own pros and cons. Each one has something that makes me like a little bit better than the other one. By doing this post, it just highlights the fact that I have no life whatsoever!

The thing that I like about facebook is all the applications you can add. I'm loving scrabble on there, as well as the vampire application. For some reason, its really exciting to know that I'm turning people into vampires and making my own little army.

The other thing that I like about facebook is the ability to stalk your friends. Ummm.... That came out a little bit wrong. I meant to say, it's not to know what your friends are up to and who they are talking too, and who they have added as friends, etc. Ok, so maybe still seeming just a little bit wrong.

The thing I don't really like about facebook, and where MySpace wins, is that you can't show your own personal flair on Facebook. I mean in terms of profile layout and design. On facebook, its pretty much set out for you and you can just move things around on your page.

As you've probably guessed, I love MySpace for that exact reason. I'm able to express myself via my own little page. I think that also because I've been using MySpace a lot longer, I feel more comfortable using it. Its a lot more user friendly than what facebook is, just ask Jo!

From a stalkers point of view**, MySpace is better if you wanna be able to look at random people and get carried away with their friends. Whereas if you wanna keep the stalking to your own circle, facebook is probably the way to go.

Until they combine the two, I'll have to stick with swapping between, as I can't see myself giving up either one of them anytime soon.

*stolen from Jedica
**we are talking the nice harmless stalker that mainly checks things for gossip purrposes