'Describe me in 1 word, just 1! Send it to me and then send this text to 10 people and see how many strange things they think about u! Do reply its funny!'THE RESPONSES:
- Lesbian
- Conceited... I'm guessing thats why you sent that message.
- Adam
- Funny
- Work
- Bitch
- Weird Cool Stupid Awesome :P you get four words hehe
- Amazing
Wanna add to the list?? Comment...
AdamMac
1 word description is all he needs.
P.S. Yes I am aware not all 10 people replied!
Yesterday I was having a day with the girls. We started being all butch, watching the Grand Final and drinking beer, well I wasn't drinking because I had to drive, and they weren't really drinking beer... Pure Blonde is so not a beer :P Well, we started with good intentions, but then out come the Cleos, Cosmos and Vogues and we started talking about boys, clothes and this fucken hot pair of Dior boots*, and it all went girly from there. Our attempt at being boys kinda failed, with the finishing point being when we cracked out the Sex and the City DVDs.
There were four of us there, three of my best girlfriends and me! So with the four of us there, and watching the four girls on Sex and the City, we talked about which one of the four girls each of us were. Jess was Miranda, Jo was Charlotte and Meghan and myself were a mixture of Carrie and Samantha. Now apparently, I had to be part Samantha, seeing the number of people I have fooled around with. Now I personally don't think it is that many, but the other did, seeing that my number was a little bit bigger than all of theirs...
Now before you get the impression that I'm a big slut, which I'm not, I was actually quite surprised at my number, and mainly because I don't think that it was that many... I haven't had sex with all the people on my list, but have fooled around a bit. Being a gay man, I'm kinda proud of the fact that my number was quite low, compared to most people that I know. For example, I found out that one of my mates on Friday night, was on a goal to get with 10 guys in 10 nights, trying to out do his friend who had done 9!!! I can safely say that I'm nothing like that :P
Now I'm not going to tell you the number, nor am I going to tell you that if I worked it out as an average to since I've been out, I average more than 1 a month. And I'm definitely not going to tell you that my number is more than 20 times that of one of my friends.
In completely un-related news, I've started seeing someone. Well maybe not started, seeing that's its been over a month now, but just thought I should mention it. Its been a while since I've had a relationship, and I still feel a bit new to the whole thing, so that's kinda exciting. I still feel weird about the whole 'boyfriend' word thing. It'll take some getting used to, but I'm sure I will. And yes, this person is aware of my number :P
On the whole boyfriend knowing my number thing, it brought up how many they were on. Needless to say, my boyfriend is new to the whole gay world, his number is quite low, so I felt kinda weird telling him. I felt like when I told him, it made me look like some slut, which I'm completely not, and I thought that he might freak out and run away. But he knows I'm not one, as do all my friends, so it doesn't really bother me! Hell, I've only ever picked up at a club like twice! And that was only kissing them :P
Well I think I may have gone a bit too much into my personal life here, but meh! Whats your number? If you have a partner, do they know your number? Do you know their number?? Are you ashamed of it???
AdamMac
It's only a number
*Ok, so maybe I wouldn't wear them, not yet... I'm just being appreciative of some great designer footwear.
On Sunday, it was so good... The reason why!? Well for the last couple of months, I've been having coffee via the phone!! Now you're probably thinking, what the hell is he talking about... Well, a couple of months ago, my lovely, adorable, blonde bestie Meghan B., took a chance of a lifetime and started travelling all over the big brown land of OZ!!! And before she left, we would do coffee every Sunday. So why should we let a little thing like distance get in the way! :P Hence the reason for the last couple of months, we've been doing coffee on the phone!!!
Our Sundays are always filled with fun, mainly because we are pretty much both hung over at the time and bitch about everything!!! Its one thing that I look forward to each and every week, because yes, I will admit, I may neglect my "straight girlfriends" a little bit, ok maybe a lot! :P I'm looking at changing the amount of time I spend on the scene, and putting that towards seeing more of my girlfriends!!!
Well anyway, this past Sunday, with out regular coffee, we went to McCafe!! For some reason, whenever we go there, they serve Meghan, then they make her drink, all while I'm standing there!!! The give Meghan her drink and then go and do something else, so I am stuck there, standing at the counter with no order placed for my drink!!! It's rather sad, because this has happened more than once, more than twice even!!! GRRRR!!!!
Anyhoo, I wasn't aware that it was common practice for families to all go to Macca's on early Sunday mornings!!! And all of these families have like a million kids!!! They were everywhere!!! It was horrible!! There is only one little kid that I love and that is my sister, even though she woke me up on Sunday morning, after a night of Wine, saying "CHAIR!CHAIR!!" Out really really loud!!!
Anyway, back to Maccas!!! Not only was there a lot of kids, but a lot of mum's who think that they can go on the playground!!! Hello, they have height restrictions for a reason, and they really should have width restricitions, as we were pretty surprised that they didn't get stuck :P
Anyhoo, lunch is almost over, and I need to go!!!
So MWAH!! Love you all, and I'll probably come back later and finish off the story because yes I know I just finished the story out of nowhere!!!
BTW, he Bec A, I don't know if you read this, but I thought I should make some mention of you on here!! Seeing that the only way we have been talking is via email!!!
MWAH!!!
Hugs and kisses
Mister Mac!!!
Filed: friends
Email from the Skanky One:
Heys ppls!!!
Mark this date down. Hope you havent forgotten. On Thurs the 21st of this month, yes ppls, next Thurs, we have the taping of some brand spanking new show 2 go 2! You all better be going.
Its at 6:20 til 9:00, so i was thinkin get there past 5:30...
CONDITIONS: Attire is smart casual. No stripes, polka dots (DAMN!), checks (that means no lumberjack shirts Starks!), or shiny fabrics (thats you Louie, leave em at home!).
DISCLAIMER: I do not promise that
1) We will actually get in. Its a first come, first served kind of system, so we should get there heaps early. Even though we will look like tools standin there bored and prob cold and hungry, if we get in, it's na na nanana to the rest who dont. And since I finish uni at 3:30, i will go get munchies to keep us amused.
2)We will enjoy the show and have a good time. It may be a shit arse show, which may be the lamest thing we will ever see, but on the other hand, it may be brilliant. As I dont actually know what we have let ourselves in for, I say that we make our own fun, cheer the loudest, and just hav a ball (not enough to get us kicked out....although I suppose if its that bad a show, we could try....anyone feel like streaking??)
3) In the event that we either dont get in, or get kicked out (my bet is with Louie streaking), we may as well go 2 a pub or sumthin, and spend a few hrs in da city just bumming around, or if anyone has a better idea, do tell.
So, in the event that things do not go as planned, I take absolutely no responsibility. You have all been warned. In fact, when I first mentioned this to you, I steted the conditions under which this once in a lifetime opportunity was to occur. So, no bitching, no whinging, and Louie, if you are prepared to join me, I will gladly flash the security guards to get us in. Boys, leave your clothes on, ok?
Neways, if i dont hear from you, which I'm sure I will cos I'm actually stalking each and every one of you (btw, Louie, luv da undies...u know, da ones you wore that Sunday night *wink, wink*), i will assume that youre okay with the plans.
Cheers
Jo
Why did I post this?? Well, just to show what a crazy bunch of people my friends are!
Singlitis is on its way, just being proofread at the moment... Must say thanks to Timmotheus for reading it at 3am Sunday morning!
WOW! Haven't realised how long its been, sorry everyone... I still love you all, some more than others, yes I'm speaking to YOU!, no not you, the person behind you!
Awesome weekend just passed, can't go into much detail, but for a sober one, it was great. Maybe if I had of had a bit of alcohol, it could have been ever better!
Love ya heaps,
Adam "The Bitch" Mac
A guy walked into a bar, it hurt.
Filed: friends
It seems that my stupidity and big mouth have got me in trouble recently. Therefore, this post is a list of apologies I would like to give out:
Bri- I'm so, so, so, sorry. I was only mucking around and I hope that I didn't offend you. You know I muck around heaps, and you will be getting that all page soon!!! Plus many, many more emails!
LouLou- Sorry for ignoring you and not speaking to you. I don't do it on purpose! But I feel bad cause it led you to do a blog post about it! SORRY!!!
Beckz- Sorry for not coming out with you recently but the Hole??? Come on!! Only joking!! BTW, congrats on the BF!!
Meghan B.- Sorry for not getting my license quick enough!! But, I shall drive you where ever you wanna go! Just excuse the bad parking, and sense of direction!
Skanky Jo- Sorry for continuously annoying you at work! I don't mean to do it, but its fun. Also sorry for cryptic messages in the middle of the night, and no answer till the next day!
Timmotheus- Sorry for busting your toe yesterday at the plaza. I hope it gets better! Sorry for displaying really bad driving skills, it seriously wasn't a red light and my parking was straight, well between the lines anyway!, and sorry for taking you into the city, to meet an awesome band, and then not meet them coz its their week off!
Mum- Sorry for taking your car all the time!!
As you can see, I have to make a lot of apologies. I'm sure there is even more, but I can't say them here, without either tainting my name, sorry kittens!, or affecting other people's lifes!
My next post will be a bit different, but you'll soon find out about it!
Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Filed: friends
NB: Please excuse the random comments, my sister likes to input from her bed... Her comments are in Quotation marks, and put in when she said so!
Once again, my Friday night adventures have returned. After about three weeks of vowing never to go there again, I succumbed to my friends, Matty and Beckz, and returned to the hole of the universe... The Tudor!
Now I know that I have slammed this place lots of times before, on and off the blog... but I have to. Its a hole, a sad place where I only go to laugh, "I need to go toilet", at the other people that turn up. It also makes me feel good, seeing that there are a lot of ugly people there, making me feel a lot better!
On a Friday night, they swap between having a dj and a live band! None of which are very special.. The dj looks like shes been taken out of the retirement village for the night, and the band sounded like they didn't know what instruments they were playing let alone know what the song was... They were nothing compared to the great Inferno, but we'll get into that later!
The place has an entrance cut-off time of 1am, which is surprising, because you'd think a place like that would need all the customers they can get! Sadly, I left the place at 1am, can you tell I was disappointed!, so I didn't get to see all the sad happenings, what I saw was enough anyway... And if I had of stayed there, I would have had to drink more, which would have made me waste a lot of money. Maybe that's how they make money, make the venue, band and dj crappy, and people drink more to forget the place they are in! What a brilliant marketing scheme: The more you drink, the better this place becomes!
The dj was old. She has possibly never heard any remakes of songs, maybe that's why she was playing the originals, like car wash! Thriller only works in a packed out venue, where people are having fun, and the sound system is good... Hence the reason, "Dad's not using his crutch anymore", it didn't work there!! And just a quick note if your reading, its probably not a good idea to repeat songs that the band just played!
Speaking of the band. They were called Gravity, which I thought was a very good name for them... Seeing that fact they would probably never make it to the top, because something was holding them back, gravity maybe. They were just more proof, "I got Vodka chocolates", that no-one can sing Jessie's Girl or 500 miles like Inferno, Burke in particular! The band was another reason I left. I already heard them kill Gwen and Franz, if I had of heard Maroon 5 or Missy, people would have died!
Thats enough about the crappy place, so lets move on to another... Now I'm not gonna name names, but people who know me, will know what place I'm talking about. Lets call them Healthy's for the sake of not getting sued! I usually go to this place for my late night hungry fixes, both drunk and sober! But all of the sudden, "My foot is purple", they have gone healthy... So the greasy fixes aren't there...
Also, I was attacked by the famous Loz, who didn't like me spreading our personal words on the internet. She wasn't a fan, "I need a higher chair", and has posted nasty comments! Also someone else who is not a fan, Matty, who has started a blog just to beat me, don't believe me, see his profile, and the subtle, yes matty you spell it this way, attacks in his post...
Till next time...
Stay Tuned: Musical Eras of a Personal Life!
One day, this king decided to go hunting. So he gathered up his entourage of servants and went trekking into the woods, in search of deer. After searching for a while, he heard some rustling in the bushes nearby. He drew his rifle and aimed at the bush, when, all of a sudden, a man came running out, yelling, "Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not a deer!" The king shot him dead.
After a little while, one of the king's servants finally gathered up enough courage to ask the king, "Sire, why did you shoot that man? He said he wasn't a deer!"
The king replied, "Oh! I thought he said he was a deer!"
As you all know, I co-host on SYN with the lovely Meghan B. Recently, two weeks ago, sorry about the delay in postage, was her twentieth birthday, and there is no better way to celebrate a birthday, than to go out and get shit faced!!! Or as other people like to call it... PARTAE!!!
Aim of the night... hit Mercury Lounge, drink lots, catch the last train home to Werribee, drinks lots and have fun...Overall, Mission Accomplished, plus a few random bonus ones!!
The night started with myself and Skanky Jo, waiting for the birthday girl to arrive. Arriving fashionably late, we missed the train, but we were given cupcakes to make up for it! I GOT A PINK ONE!!! The train ride was very eventful, gotta love the drunken bogans on the train, asking little kids about their sexual activities, but it wasn't here that the fun had happened!!!
Arriving at Mercury Lounge, we met up with another SYN personality Emlyn, "Yo Mama's 90's Revival" Tuesday's 10-12pm, who turned up really, really early... I have never met anyone who has turned up to a get together an hour before it begins, but "apparently" he was meeting friends. We were later joined by Debbie the Bloody, Her Marj, Quality Morgz, and Jess. It was a very fun night, semi-decent band, lots of alcohol... my passion for Pineapple Vodka Cruisers started here...
Now before I go any further, I can hear you all saying, Vodka Cruisers!!! What a girlie drink!! Well, when you are grooving on the dance floor, its kind of hard to do with a glass of scotch and coke, but I must say that it is extremely easier with a bottle... and the fact that it tastes like pineapple soft drink is even better!!!
Back to the story, eventually it was left down to myself, Meghan B., Debbie the Bloody and Her Marj, left quite drunk, with nothing to do... SO, myself and Her Marj, decided to show down at Galatic Circus on the dancing games...
Anything side story, I used to be an avid dancing game lover at Galatic Circus, whenever I had had a big one at Crown, I would be there afterwards, I know its sad but hey, I always win!!! Anyway, the dancing games used to be hidden up the back, so only people would see you if they wanted to, no-one walking past would be able to see you... which is great, because it meant that I was able to make a complete and utter fool out of myself, with the least amount of people watching!!! Well, the lovely people at Galatic Circus have moved the dancing games, so that anyone walking into the building can see the idiots trying to dance. Well, both myself and her marj, being the show ponies that we are... thought, or should I say knew, we were good enough to play on the big screen!!!! GO US!!!
Story cut short, I won, none of us fell, except for a few close encounters!!!, and we then thought we would take it up a notch and try the hardest level!!! FUN!!!!
Another thing that happened at Crown, which is now stuck with me, drunk and sober, is the invention of the random handstand... Not giving a shit what people think of my, I just thought what a place for a handstand, in the middle of crown, and Swanston St, and work, and the Werribee Plaza...the list goes on... One of my new goals is to handstand anywhere and everywhere!!!
Leaving Crown, we needed to fill in time for a couple of hours, as we were waiting for the first train back to Werribee, which didn't arrive till the lovely hour of 7:45am!!! So, we thought we would pay a visit to the lovely people doing the graveyard at SYN... We also bumped into the "White Lightning", Sundays 6:00- 9:00am with the lovely Stacey and Veronica... HUGE shout outs to them!!!
Leaving SYN, armed with an abandoned office chair from Bowen lane, Meghan B, being the birthday girl, DEMANDED that we pushed her down Swanston St. in the chair... In the end, we just managed to get to the end of Bowen Lane, because my stomach hurt from laughing too much... I think that at this stage, I was up to random handstand number 5...
We then crashed at the golden arches, abusing the McCafe chick to hurry up and open!!! BTW, Jade, the top gun gem from Hoppers, this McCafe chick had nothing on you... YOU ROCK!!!
A really long train ride home, can't remember most of it coz I think i fell asleep, can't remember!!! But all I know is that I got home safely!!!
Congratulations must go out to Meghan B., for, well you know what!!!
More posts on their way, i still have to catch up on two whole weeks!!!
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
2004 was a big year for myself. I started uni, I'm studying Arts @ Melbourne- for all those interested... I became vice president of the Werribee Softball Association... Acted with the Werribee Theatre Company in "Away"... Started to co-host with the lovely Meghan B. on 90.7 SYN ... Celebrated the arrival of a new baby sister, Keeley Meagan... Stage managed a school musical... Became a groupie or band bitch as my mum likes to call it... And well did a whole lot of other stuff, as I said, it's been a BIG year...
And there is only one way to celebrate the end of a massive year....ROAD TRIP!!!!
That's right, Meghan B., Morgz, Jess, Jo, and myself all squeezed into the Meghan B.'s massive car, and made our way to the ever exciting, always lively town of Loch Sport. Where is that I hear you ask... believe me you don't want to know...
After a massive four hour drive... highlighted by the occasional glance over the left shoulder and toilet break... we finally arrived in the center of Loch Sport... Why Loch Sport??? The number 1 cover band in Melbourne, "Inferno"... in my eyes anyway... were playing their very last gig. Why they chose Loch Sport... I do not know... Anyway, we arrived at Loch Sport, only getting lost once...thanks Morgz and Jo, and we headed to our motel. There we were met by the queen of all bogans, "How ya doing, love?", and shown to our room.
The gig was in a fantastic outdoor venue called the "Marina", full of lovely people, with really high drink prices. The band rocked, as they always do... and it was a fun night.
Anyway, back to my Loch Sport bashing... Sorry to all those readers who are in Loch Sport, but seriously, you have to agree.
Walking done the street to the gig, with all of us feeling highly overdressed... we walked with fear. Scared that at any second, some random person could jump out and shoot us with a shotgun for trespassing on private property... which we weren't, but who knows...
Arriving at the gig was even more eventful... Needing some cash, I thought I would try and find an ATM, which was sadly no where to be seen. The only thing around was EFTPOS machine, which I think is the only one in all of Loch Sport.
Then heading to the bar to see what was available to drink, and seeing the word "Coyboys", not once but twice. There are a couple of things wrong with this, the fact that it was the same on two separate boards, and that they had the premixed drinks right in front of the with the correct name... Its just wrong...
Bloody hell, see what has happened, its got my so worked up, I've turned bitchy. I have to stop talking about it now, and go and get some sleep....
As I mentioned before, I have started guest co-hosting on the 90.7 SYN, with Meghan B. (http://www.meghanbnightowl.blogspot.com). Check out her website, I'm sure she will talk about Loch Sport, so if you want another view check it out...
You can also hear me and Meghan B. on 90.7 SYN... Fridays 1-3pm and Every Second Sunday Night 2-6am...
A Happy New Year to all... and may the new year bring you everything you want...
BTW, I also decided that I would have a bad joke on every post I do... just so you leave each post with a smile...
Two peanuts were walking down the street... one was a salted!!